d**a
发帖数: 75 | 1 The 100 funniest American films, as chosen by a panel of
1,800 people in the industry for the American Film
Institute:
Some Like It Hot, 1959
Tootsie, 1982
Dr. Strangelove, Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love
the Bomb, 1964
Annie Hall, 1977
Duck Soup, 1933
Blazing Saddles, 1974
M A S H, 1970
It Happened One Night, 1934
The Graduate, 1967
Airplane!, 1980
The Producers, 1968
A Night at the Opera, 1935
Young Frankenstein, 1974
Bringing Up Baby, 1938
The Philadelphia Story, 1940
Singin' in t |
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s****y
发帖数: 180 | 2 【 以下文字转载自 MusicPlayer 讨论区 】
发信人: skyway (Redant), 信区: MusicPlayer
标 题: Funniest Thing
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri May 30 14:11:24 2008)
回应cherry，看看你师父反轮有没有shock到你，妖声重出江湖。 |
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a***y
发帖数: 101 | 3 【 以下文字转载自 TrustInJesus 讨论区 】
发信人: SDer (SDer), 信区: TrustInJesus
标 题: The funniest joke today
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Aug 20 23:34:12 2009, 美东) |
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g*********d
发帖数: 8125 | 6 that is not the funniest part. The funniest part is it is played by hands
and called football. |
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z*******n
发帖数: 1034 | 8 http://gamerboom.com/archives/83850
发布时间：2014-05-19 12:31:16 Tags：ASO,IAP名称,下载量,应用名称,应用描述
作者：Fernando Vaquero
曝光度，是所有资金短缺的开发者让自己的游戏进入市场的一大短板。
那么你该如何在App Store获得曝光度？如果你认为ASO是一个选择，那么你就走对路了！
更多用户主要是通过检索来发现应用。通过这一途径获得曝光度的应用数量远甚于口头
传播，以及浏览热门榜单等途径。
关于如何使用（ASO）应用商店优化策略，大家已经形成了不少共识。我们将与你分享
利用检索“Ludo”这个字段推动我们自己的游戏进入美国App Store榜单第二名的一些
最佳做法和经验。
A - ASO new app discovery methods(from Forrester Research)
A – ASO new app discovery methods(from Forrester Research)
令你的游戏进入App Store榜单前十名可能是项棘手事务，但如果参照一些指导建议并
付出... 阅读全帖 |
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z**********u
发帖数: 754 | 9 funniest piece of news today |
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J*V
发帖数: 3150 | 10 that this guy was reported by sina to attend some economy forum in ShenYang
in June this year |
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v*****s
发帖数: 20290 | 12 所以显然并不是他本人造假，他没那么大胆子，而是北航的网页没有更新。 |
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d******a
发帖数: 32122 | 13 ☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
mcardo (Myocardial Infarction) 于 (Thu Jun 28 20:41:00 2012, 美东) 提到:
1). 由于很多人需要自己掏钱购买保险,很多健康的年轻人估计宁愿罚款也不愿意从
Exchange买保险,Obamacare的目的是迫使健康的年轻人购买自己本该不需要的保险来补
贴年长的人来控制保险费的上涨(这只不过是一厢情愿)，但由于Obamacare要求保险公
司不允许歧视老弱病残的人,最后的结局是保险费会大幅上升,保险公司会更变本加厉的
压榨个体开业的医生,医生只有两种选择:要么停业,要么加入大医院,一方面根保险公司
有较大的余地,另外一方面也可以pool Medical liability Premium 最终的结局是从医
的人数减少,医院老弱病残的人数暴增,病人看病大排长龙.
2).也有不少高水平的个体开业的医生干脆拒绝一切保险,专门服务于有钱人(UK is
like this),事实上多家大医院开始拒绝接受Medicare/Medicaid,你现在看病的... 阅读全帖 |
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b********n
发帖数: 38600 | 14 James Lee 1 day ago
I’m sorry but the London Opening Ceremony was a huge failure. I’m not sure
why “some” media outlets are calling it the “Best” or the “funniest”
thing they ever saw.
While the headlines may say how great it was, the rest of us in the “real
world” knows how lame, pathetic, boring, and how uninspiring it was.
I wasn’t moved, I wasn’t entertained, and was actually board.
The only bad thing about the Beijing Opening Ceremony was the racist NBC
commentators going on a China bashing... 阅读全帖 |
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b********n
发帖数: 38600 | 15 the funniest thing is the link between KKK and NRA。 LOL |
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n******g
发帖数: 17225 | 16 From the comments under his rap music video on Youtube, he got his new
rapper name:
"MC speedbump"
The funniest thing I read about yesterday! |
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n*****8
发帖数: 19630 | 17 Daily videos brought to you by THE Taiwanese Animators behind the infamous
Tiger Woods animation. We got the funniest animations on the web to help you
stay in-the-know on all the trending stories, so sit back, relax, and watch
a few.
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p*****h
发帖数: 297 | 18 这位领导全国人民打败日本侵略者，一扫中国贫弱面貌的领袖.
This is definitely the funniest statement I'd ever seen. |
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b********n
发帖数: 38600 | 20 This is BY FAR THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!!!! |
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c****x
发帖数: 6601 | 21 Funniest ALLAHU AKBAR Compilation - Unexpected Jihad - New video content! |
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b********n
发帖数: 38600 | 22 The funniest part is that Qualcomm is also American...I don't care as long
as Apple gets FUCKED. Tim Cook probably likes that though |
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发帖数: 1 | 23 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdXDpI9WUqg
Top Democratic Candidates Addressing Why they'd become the Next President:
Funny Answers are not meant to be exact answers from the candidate but
adapted based on their ideas and debate performances, neither were they
meant to be offensive by any means. Candidates include Tulsi Gabbard,
Marianne Williamson, Andrew Yang, Elizabeth Warren, Bernie Sanders, Kamala
Harris, Tom Steyer, Michael Bloomberg, Joe Biden, Cory Booker, Pete
Buttigieg, and Amy Klobuc... 阅读全帖 |
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n**********n
发帖数: 1592 | 24 This is the funniest YY~~~~~~~~~ |
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q******j
发帖数: 577 | 25 Yeah, you are right, which is more natural and makes more sense but lost some
humor.
The funniest thing I found was after he said he voted for Omaba and Biden he
turned to Biden and said "you're welcome" before Biden said "thank you." |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 26 by n*****[email protected] (The blogprof)
The community organizer-in-chief even has to tell the absolutely silent
crowd that he just told a joke. Ouch:
If this had happened to Sarah Palin, the predictable media narrative that
she's too dumb to tel a joke correctly would ensue. Related via Instapundit:
President Obama Receiving Sycophantic Laughter.
While President Obama certainly has an above-average sense of humor for
a politician — easy-going, self-effacing, maybe a little corny at times —
he'... 阅读全帖 |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 27 Sara Baker Wrote:
""Just when we think we have something, someone in the capital says we don't
," said Sarah Bates, an uninsured, self-employed oboe teacher in Austin,
Texas."
This has got to be the funniest line in the whole article. Someone who makes
$4000 per year as a self-employed oboe teacher wants others to pay for her
healthcare. A simple suggestion would be returning to school and getting a
degree that might lead to a real job, such as a degree in gender studies
allowing one to be a bar... 阅读全帖 |
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N********n
发帖数: 8363 | 28 Funniest comment on it:
"The only thing better would be if her parents had decided the same thing" |
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z****z
发帖数: 2054 | 30 对了解alt-right应该有帮助.
An Establishment Conservative’s Guide To The Alt-Right
by Allum Bokhari & Milo Yiannopoulos29 Mar 20164584
A specter is haunting the dinner parties, fundraisers and think-tanks of the
Establishment: the specter of the “alternative right.” Young, creative
and eager to commit secular heresies, they have become public enemy number
one to beltway conservatives — more hated, even, than Democrats or loopy
progressives.
The alternative right, more commonly known as the alt-right, is ... 阅读全帖 |
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i******0
发帖数: 609 | 31 急火攻心，顾不得许多了，给个钩就咬。
You would think that 2016 election is the funniest joke for MSM. I'd say the
best has yet to come. LOL |
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b*****d
发帖数: 61690 | 32 Kelly's sit down with Jones, a controversial, conspiracy theorist radio host
and founder of the website Infowars, brought in an average of 3.5 million
viewers Sunday night. That's the fewest viewers that Kelly's weekly news
magazine telecast, "Sunday Night with Megyn Kelly," has drawn since its
debut three weeks ago.
The show also trailed a re-run episode of CBS' "60 Minutes," which brought
in 5.3 million viewers. Among 18-49-year-olds, the demographic most prized
by advertisers, a repeat of "Am... 阅读全帖 |
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l********i
发帖数: 8858 | 35 the funniest part is:
他不开德国车 就大嘴一张德国车有电子问题
具体啥问题他说不出来
只好去google德车论坛 找那些trouble shooting的文章出来。。。 |
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e*******e
发帖数: 9616 | 36 When you were young and have no wife/kids, riding motorcycle is the funniest
lifestyle.
I ride motorcycle when I was in college in China, it was fabulous. Chicks
just can't have enough of me. |
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e*******e
发帖数: 9616 | 37 When you were young and have no wife/kids, riding motorcycle is the funniest
lifestyle.
I ride motorcycle when I was in college in China, it was fabulous. Chicks
just can't have enough of me. |
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f********o
发帖数: 863 | 38 Canadian is the funniest animal in North America. |
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发帖数: 5125 | 39 Lyrics
The roads are the dustiest
The winds are the gustiest
The gates are the rustiest
The pies are the crustiest
The songs the lustiest
The friends the trustiest
Way back home (Back home)
The trees are the sappiest
The days are the nappiest
The dogs are the yappiest
The kids are the scrappiest
The jokes the snappiest
The folks the happiest
Way back home
Don't know why I left the homestead
I really must confess
I'm a weary exile
Singing my song of loneliness
The grass is the springiest
The bees... 阅读全帖 |
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x**z
发帖数: 2437 | 40 same here. 11/24 click step 4, now on card.
The funniest is wedding channnel, order no shipped, card not charged, credit
back already! |
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G******s
发帖数: 1530 | 41 LOL, this is the funniest comment I heard all day.
jingjing you just made my day. |
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H****y
发帖数: 2992 | 42 其实我也是“纲丝”一个。有些人嫌他讲的庸俗，这我承认，但我就是喜欢他这一点：
不装逼。看黄片了就说看黄片了。其实一个人这么做是最聪明的--- Do not pretend
to be someone you are not。否则谁都累，不管是家庭角色还是社会角色，不敢作真
正的自己的人，很可怜，而且也做不好，也不高兴。
另外我有一个观点，没有经过大范围考证，就是真正的笑星，一定经历过比常人多的苦
难。至少郭和马季这两人我是知道的，其他的不知道。一个一直春风得意的人，我很怀
疑他能幽默起来（注：复述别人的笑话不代表幽默）。"If you're serious, you
really understand that it's important that you laugh as much as possible and
admit that you're the funniest person you ever met." ~ Maya Angelou
只有当你深刻的体验过生活的荒谬和无奈，才会意识到能够用一种娱乐的角度去看待一
切“了不得”的事，是件可以帮你度过难关的法宝。你就会下意识... 阅读全帖 |
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A****0
发帖数: 1367 | 43 The funniest joke ever is that eastern europeans are nevertheless a better
choice than Chinese APs for Chinese graduate students. I do not know how
they got the false impression. |
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c**********d
发帖数: 389 | 44 LOL! Funniest post for the day! |
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w****a
发帖数: 827 | 45 难道一个男人（或女人）去family court to get an order of protection to get
away from being abused不对么？这比冷暴力更加有效吧？
如果这样你都要argue，
Then why do we have such order? Some one explain it to me.
The case that I quoted, is only to disapprove the message
you are trying to spread as the following:
孩子的爸爸打妈妈或者骂妈妈，孩子的妈妈拨打911后，这个孩子的爸爸以后想见孩子
都难了
This is the funniest joke I have ever heard:
爸爸骂妈妈然后被导致不能见孩子。
And the case I quoted proved my point. |
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i*******s
发帖数: 312 | 46 毛头的表情太搞笑啦！可以送到America's Funniest Home Video（ABC电视台）得奖了
。 |
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h*********4
发帖数: 12966 | 47
我觉得以后他们看到可以一起娱乐一下。想想“American's funniest movie“ 很有爱嘛 |
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b**i
发帖数: 266 | 48 哈哈有意思。完全是在她无意识的状态下吗? 可以录了寄给americas funniest home
video 了。 |
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c*******y
发帖数: 3008 | 49 这个爸爸简直不合格， 幸亏生的是女儿， 若是儿子， 将来陪着玩球什么的不是更要
中招。想起american funniest video里面那个经典段子， 儿子抡起棒球棒没击到球，
击到爸爸的DD， 爸爸立刻到地。 哈哈哈， 这个贴很有喜感。 |
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c*******u
发帖数: 12899 | 50 ☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
tyxfxvv (tyxfx) 于 h 提到:
其实乙肝对成年人的威胁很低很低。高感染风险的是婴幼儿，好在现在有疫苗了，出生
时及时接种即可。乙肝妈妈现在都能生育，她们关心的问题已经是抗病毒服药期间能否
要宝宝了。下面四个part分别解释：
单独的乙肝病毒本身不会导致肝硬化乃至肝癌；
需要治疗的“小三”往往比“大三”难治，“大三”常常病情最轻；
成人共餐感染微乎其微；
乙肝不可以也可以治愈。
希望可以澄清一些误区。
Part 1，乙型肝炎病毒（HBV）介绍——HBV本身不会导致肝硬化乃至肝癌
毋庸置疑的血液传播，不是消化道传染病。即使是那些顽固坚持和感染者吃饭有危险要
分餐消毒的人，理由也是可能会通过口腔溃疡等进入血液而传染。
结构上，HBV分三层，一般只关心最外面两层。最外面的是表面抗原，其他不用看，单
看这一项，阳性即代表感染，阴性就是没有感染，阳性转阴性就代表最终治愈。中间的
是e抗原，感染者e抗原阳性基本等同于民间说的“大三”， e抗原阴性则是“小三”。
有抗原就有相应的抗体。乙肝五项检测... 阅读全帖 |
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