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m****r
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字典上说grin是露齿笑,到底是什么?褒义还是贬义?
什么场合可以用?只能对自己用还是可以说别人grin呢?
?_?
g********0
发帖数: 15010
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来自主题: WashingtonDC版 - 转发:版年终工作总结草稿[Grin]
转发:版年终工作总结草稿[Grin]
一年已经快过去了,2013年还有几天就完蛋了,我们即将走过2013年迎来崭新的
2014年
.作为本版一员,现在把一年的工作情况做如下汇报:
在一年里,我们紧密扎根在版里,团结在版主周围,高举“有空必来,有来必言,
有言必留,有留必看”理论的伟大旗帜,认真贯彻落实“雁过留声,人过留言,鸡过留
蛋,鸭过留毛”的要求,坚持“知无不言、言无不尽”的指导思想,弘扬“一不怕手酸
,二不怕加班,三不怕头晕,四不怕眼花”的大无畏精神,
把“保持联系,经常骚扰”作为振兴本版的第一要务!
经过努力,从根本上改变了“几天来一趟,想到才来上,来了不说话,逛逛就走人”的
方式
坚持“四有”原则,即“有组织,有预谋,有把握,有成绩”。
坚持做“四有”版友,
即:“留言有新思想,灌水有新思路,吹牛有新突破,抬杠有新局面”!
相互促进,共同发展,从而使咱版走上可持续发展的伟大道路,
同时坚决贯彻了2013年七大新观念:
1、钱不是问题,问题是没钱。
2、水能载舟,亦能煮粥。
3、一山不能容二虎,除非一公和一母。
4、火可以试金,金可以试女人,女人可以试男人。
5... 阅读全帖
s*n
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来自主题: HIT版 - 聊天室的grin

hmm, then try kick mirro...
sth like that bah
//grin
a***k
发帖数: 1038
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来自主题: Military版 - 红死病 by 杰克.伦敦 (转载)
【 以下文字转载自 paladin 讨论区 】
发信人: atack (小军号), 信区: paladin
标 题: 红死病 by 杰克.伦敦
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Oct 11 07:40:15 2014, 美东)
I
The way led along upon what had once been the embankment of a railroad. But
no train had run upon it for many years. The forest on either side swelled
up the slopes of the embankment and crested across it in a green wave of
trees and bushes. The trail was as narrow as a man's body, and was no more
than a wild-animal runway.
Occasionally, a piece of rusty iron, showing through ... 阅读全帖
a*******g
发帖数: 71
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屋主自建于2013年的单家庭房子想在正式上市前Private Sale。要价1.55M。欢迎各位
agent带你们潜在的买家来[Grin][Grin] 房子位于Needham最热门的Birds Hill地区,5
分钟到Hersey火车站和Broadmeadow小学,交通便利。
一楼Open设计,可以给你很多室内摆设的想象空间;
二搂4个大睡房,主卧室包括Walk in衣橱,按摩浴缸和淋浴,面积大到你难已想象。
Finished 三楼可以做额外的两室一厅(小孩独立的空间)也可以做Game Room;
Finished 地下室可以做健身房,也可以做小孩的体操或舞蹈训练室(钢梁open结构,
落地大镜子)。
全屋占地0.26英亩,10 Rooms and 5 1/2 Bathroom。living area 共5294平方英尺(
这不包括近3000尺的 三楼和地下室。由于是屋主自建自住,所以建筑用料绝对上乘,
所有灯具都是LED照明,保暖全部采用closed cell foam和 open cell foam,冬暖夏凉
及其节能(有煤气电单为凭)。还有top brand的build in影音... 阅读全帖
a***k
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来自主题: paladin版 - 红死病 by 杰克.伦敦
I
The way led along upon what had once been the embankment of a railroad. But
no train had run upon it for many years. The forest on either side swelled
up the slopes of the embankment and crested across it in a green wave of
trees and bushes. The trail was as narrow as a man's body, and was no more
than a wild-animal runway.
Occasionally, a piece of rusty iron, showing through the forest-mold,
advertised that the rail and the ties still remained. In one place, a ten-
inch tree, bursting through... 阅读全帖
k**n
发帖数: 3989
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来自主题: USANews版 - 周末费城看飞机了...
美国华裔游击队快讯:两天前滨州华裔同胞商议向亚利桑那州的同胞学习,也做一次挺
川飞行广告,随即在微信群募捐,不到24小时,募捐款远远超过预算,与此同时,大家
已分工行动起来,开账户、联系飞行广告公司、询价比较、设计横幅内容、制定飞行路
线、联系新闻媒体(如今找个公正的媒体难乎其难),并计划用多余的捐款在主要高速
路上做挺川大型广告牌,当然又是上述一系列的工作外加自己写中英文的文章在网络媒
体报道...... 仅仅二三天时间,这些白天要在农场为菜篮子干活的草民们,利用全部
业余时间以及不少的睡眠时间,将“滨州美籍华裔挺川”的广告牌立在了高速公路上;
挺川�7�6�1�5�7�6�1�5
�7�6�1�5�7�6�1�5也将
本周日在大费城上空盘旋飞行(因明日周
六阴云大风,飞行公司建议周日飞行)。同胞们热情高涨,人人都是行动派,很少有建
议应该应该怎样做,而是我去你去... 阅读全帖

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来自主题: USANews版 - 周末费城看飞机了...
很赞。行动胜于一切
[在 kknn (浪客刀心@两条腿的青蛙) 的大作中提到:]
:美国华裔游击队快讯:两天前滨州华裔同胞商议向亚利桑那州的同胞学习,也做一次
挺川飞行广告,随即在微信群募捐,不到24小时,募捐款远远超过预算,与此同时,大
家已分工行动起来,开账户、联系飞行广告公司、询价比较、设计横幅内容、制定飞行
路线、联系新闻媒体(如今找个公正的媒体难乎其难),并计划用多余的捐款在主要高
速路上做挺川大型广告牌,当然又是上述一系列的工作外加自己写中英文的文章在网络
媒体报道...... 仅仅二三天时间,这些白天要在农场为菜篮子干活的草民们,利用全部
:业余时间以及不少的睡眠时间,将“滨州美籍华裔挺川”的广告牌立在了高速公路上
;挺川????????????????也将本周日在大费城上空盘旋飞行(因明日周六阴云大风,飞
行公司建议周日飞行)。同胞们热情高涨,人人都是行动派,很少有建议应该应该怎样
做,而是我去你去他去做什么..... 跻身其中,体会了游击队支前的激情和激动[Grin]
[Grin][Grin]明后天开车出去把广告牌以及飞行横幅拍摄下来,继续报道[Grin]
k**n
发帖数: 3989
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来自主题: USANews版 - 今天与群友聊大选。。 (转载)
【 以下文字转载自 LeisureTime 讨论区 】
发信人: kknn (浪客刀心@两条腿的青蛙), 信区: LeisureTime
标 题: 今天与群友聊大选。。
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Oct 22 00:39:57 2016, 美东)
觉得很有意思,记录一下, 留作纪念。
☆sun★ 07:43还有几周, 大家继续看表演/::D
xia 09:20 @☆sun★ 川普若胜,你家是不是该办个party庆祝下[Chuckle]
☆sun★ 09:47总体上我自2感觉对他是大概六七成认可,三四成不满意. 不过老唐输了
大家还是可以一起party.. 庆祝大戏落幕/::D
☆sun★ 09:50不过这一次大选,对我的改变是发现自己更倾向的共和党的理念. 以前
我可是克林顿的铁杆.
Huang 10:33@☆sun★ 难说,下一次选举可能又变了。[Shhh]
☆sun★ 11:[email protected]/* */  不会...随着民主党越来越左, 我们这些'老人'都自然就
显得越来越右
xia 11:15@☆sun★ 麻烦大神给解释定... 阅读全帖
W******e
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1. Introduction
My interest in studying creativity was inspired by the frustrations that I
felt as a student, then as a professor. I wanted to know how I could
encourage creativity in myself, my students, and my colleagues.
Politicians, industrial managers, academic administrators, and other leaders
often say that innovation is critical to the future of civilization, our
country, their company, etc. But in practice, these same people often act as
if innovation is an evil that must be suppressed,... 阅读全帖
W******e
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1。介绍
我的兴趣在研究创造性的灵感的挫折,我
觉得作为一个学生,那么作为一个教授。我想知道我怎么能
鼓励在自己的创造力,我的学生,我的同事。
政治家,工业管理,教务管理员和其他领导人
常说,创新是文明的未来至关重要,我们的
的国家,他们的公司,但在实践中,同样是这些人往往充当
如果说,创新是一个邪恶的,必须加以抑制,或至少是紧密
控制。
这篇文章的目的是:(1)一些快速检查
不寻常的创造力和相关的人格特质,
创新(2)批评管理和教育技术
惩罚或阻碍创造力。的方式来增加的生产率
创意的人很简单:给他们的资源(时间,设备,资金)
脱颖而出,他们的出路!
-------------------------------------------------- --------------------------
----
2。定义
首先,考虑创造力的定义。有创造性的人做的事情
从来没有做过的事情。特别重要的情况下,
创意,包括科学和医学方面的新知识,发现,
发明的新技术,组成优美的音乐,或分析
一种新的方式的情况下(例如,法律,哲学或历史)。
区分三种不同的特性是很重要的:
智力,创造力,和学... 阅读全帖
l*****n
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http://blog.chineseamerican.org/peterkuo/?p=132
2014/10/01 — SD10的亲们, 心动不如行动,请坚决参加到扫街,打电话的义工队伍里
来。
2014年10月2日 SD10 义工 发表回复 编辑
SD10 心动不如行动,坚决参加到扫街,打电话的义工队伍里来。选票这两天就到了,
我们也到了冲刺的时候了,请接龙
10/1 邻里扫街 Fremont @wwei, Milpitas @eva
10/4 hayward science day 发传单 @carey he @jenny
10/4 邻里扫街 Milpitas @陈文 @Cindy
10/5 邻里扫街 Milpitas @eva @Carolyn
Peter Kuo 电话义工请接龙:@Carolyn @Bingqing @谭克 @Joann&
#8197;@Lisa @weiw @nicole @ Helen Hou @yiwei @Mishelle. 雪莲花&#
8197;@jenny t @P... 阅读全帖
k**n
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来自主题: LeisureTime版 - 今天与群友聊大选。。
觉得很有意思,记录一下, 留作纪念。
☆sun★ 07:43还有几周, 大家继续看表演/::D
xia 09:20 @☆sun★ 川普若胜,你家是不是该办个party庆祝下[Chuckle]
☆sun★ 09:47总体上我自2感觉对他是大概六七成认可,三四成不满意. 不过老唐输了
大家还是可以一起party.. 庆祝大戏落幕/::D
☆sun★ 09:50不过这一次大选,对我的改变是发现自己更倾向的共和党的理念. 以前
我可是克林顿的铁杆.
Huang 10:33@☆sun★ 难说,下一次选举可能又变了。[Shhh]
☆sun★ 11:[email protected]/* */  不会...随着民主党越来越左, 我们这些'老人'都自然就
显得越来越右
xia 11:15@☆sun★ 麻烦大神给解释定义下到底啥是左和右
xia 11:16自由和保守吗?以何为界?
☆sun★ 11:[email protected]/* */ ,我的理解是简单来说就是激进的价值观与保守的价值观.
左派是不断的挑战价值观的底线, 右派尽量保持原有的价值观,... 阅读全帖
c*********0
发帖数: 1676
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来自主题: WaterWorld版 - 科普,八年前的英文网络术语
LMAO - Laughing My As* Off
LOL - Laughing Out Loud
AFAIK =» As Far As I Know
AFK =» Away From Keyboard
ASAP =» As Soon As Possible
BAS =» Big A$$ Smile
BBL =» Be Back Later
BBN =» Bye Bye Now
BBS =» Be Back Soon
BEG =» Big Evil Grin
BF =» Boyfriend
BIBO =» Beer In, Beer Out
BRB =» Be Right Back
BTW =» By The Way
BWL =» Bursting With Laughter
C&G =» Chuckle and Grin
CICO =» Coffee In, Coffee Out
CID =» Crying In Disgr... 阅读全帖
g*******0
发帖数: 2152
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来自主题: Midlife版 - 笑话二--幽默川人
[Grin]笑话一
麻雀和乌鸦一起摆龙门阵。
麻雀说:你是啥子鸟哦?
乌鸦说:我是凤凰噻!
麻雀说:哪有你龟儿子这么黑的凤凰哦?
乌鸦说:你晓得个铲铲,老子是烧锅炉的凤凰噻。
[Grin]笑话二
有个老师给学生安排的作业是用“恳求”和“要求”造句。
作业本交上来后,其中一生答:昨天妈妈炖了一锅猪脚,还没熟的时候爸爸吃了一块,
说:“恳求不动”。妈妈说:“要求你啃!”
[Grin]笑话三
飞机剧烈抖动。
空姐:“各位乘客,飞机遭出问题老,两个发动机坏老,我们可能要晚点哈。"
乘客:"背你妈的时,浪个搞的嘛,如果四个发动机全遭老,我们不是要在天上过夜?
[Grin]笑话四
奥运会开幕之前,两个四川人到北京旅游,在公车上看地图。
甲:“我们先杀到天安门,然后再杀到中南海...”
乙:“要得,我们就按到你说的路线一路杀过切嘛!……”
话音未说完,就马上被同车群众举报,下车后即被扭送至公安机关,交代了N小时情况
后才被放出。
甲乙又来到了天安门广场,看着人来人往,两人无语......
甲忍不住:“你浪个不开腔(枪)也?”
乙:“你都不开腔(枪),我浪个敢开也?” 。
话音刚落,又被扭送至公安机关... 阅读全帖
f********m
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来自主题: History版 - 革命的庸俗化
听听这首歌
“Meet the new boss
Same as the old boss”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rp6-wG5LLqE
Won't Get Fooled Again Lyrics
Artist(Band):The Who
Review The Song (106) Print the Lyrics

We'll be fighting in the streets
With our children at our feet
And the morals that they worship will be gone
And the men who spurred us on
Sit in judgment of all wrong
They decide and the shotgun sings the song
I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change a... 阅读全帖
s*********a
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来自主题: Military版 - 教授与农民的较量
教授与农民在火车上相对而坐。无聊之际,教授说:我出一道题,你若不知,
给我5元;你出一道题,我若不知,给你500元,如何?农民同意。
教授:月亮距地球多远?
农民一言不发,递给教授5元钱。
农民问:上山三条腿,下山四条腿,是什么动物?
教授苦思无解,无奈给农民500元。
农民接过钱准备睡觉。教授追问:上山三条腿、下山四条腿究竟是什么动物?

农民一言不发,递给教授5元钱,然后睡觉了!
点评:这是一场高学历与高智商的较量![Grin][Grin][Grin]
s*********a
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国内大学同学说:“现在是满屏都是宋骑马[Grin][Grin][Grin]”
s*********a
发帖数: 3436
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来自主题: Military版 - 宝强事件最形象的比喻!
从王宝强离婚中看社会问题[Chuckle]
男人出轨后、
离婚概率低;
女人出轨后、
基本上都离……;
感悟、钥匙和锁的关系[Laugh]
一把钥匙能开别的锁
锁还能用
一把锁
让别的钥匙能打开
谁还敢放心用…[Chuckle][Chuckle][Chuckle]
一把钥匙能开别的锁,证明是一把好钥匙,
一把锁让别的钥匙能打开,证明是一把烂锁[Grin][Grin][Grin]
s*********a
发帖数: 3436
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来自主题: Military版 - 最新:全国优秀作文选
全国优秀作文选[ThumbsUp][ThumbsUp][ThumbsUp]

长大后...

爸爸当上领导后,从来不敢多说话,生怕给别人带来压力。上个月,爸爸的下
属小李叔叔到我家来玩,爸爸随口说了句:“家里空调小了,比较热,见笑了。”
第二天,小李叔叔带师傅给我家安装了5匹的大空调!怎么也不肯收钱。
上个星期,爸爸看到老张伯伯在办公室吃午饭,其中有煎的鱼,随口说了句:“哎
呦,真香!”!
当天晚上。老张伯伯给我家送了一箱鲜鱼来。
有天晚上在路上,碰到单位的小王叔叔和他老婆逛街,爸爸随口称赞道:“哎呦,
小王,你媳妇真漂亮!”
第二天晚上,妈妈不在家,突然听到有人敲门,打开门一看,小王叔叔的媳妇站在
门口,见到爸爸就满脸的微笑说:“领导,我们家小王说嫂子不在家,让我来陪陪你!”
当领导真好,我长大以后也要像爸爸一样当领导[ThumbsUp][ThumbsUp][
ThumbsUp][Grin][Grin][Grin]
s*********a
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2016诺贝 奖文章??
所谓无酒不成宴席,几个朋友聚会,如果坐在一起光吃饭不喝酒,那场面简直无
法想象。
但这还不是最可怕的,最可怕的是,有人喝,有人不喝。
前一段儿因为身体出了些小故障,遵照医嘱一直没有喝酒,但是参加过几次聚会,终于
体会到,当桌上只有你一个人不喝酒的时候,是怎样的一种百无聊懒,生不如死。
通常会有主持人把大家的杯子都收上来,一字排开,然后像做化学实验一样分别注入同
等计量的酒精。期间偶尔有人会大叫:“好了好了,我的少来点。”“凭啥?”当然要
一视同仁,我们绝不会因为酒量高低不同而歧视任何一个人,酒杯面前人人平等,基本
上每杯酒之间的误差不会超过0.15毫升。
“我真不能喝。”“为啥?给个理由先。”“中午刚喝过明早还有事”之类的理由就不
用说了,说了等于没说,根本没人理会。
“开着车呢。”“谁让你开车了?知道喝酒还开车?”劈头盖脸先是一顿训斥,然后告
诉你:“别开了,车就放在这儿,或者找代驾吧。”
所以,如果真不想喝酒,唯一有效的理由就是:“身体不舒服,刚吃过头孢。”如果想
表演得更真切一点,还可以虚情假意地加上一句:“应该没事吧,要不我少来点?”“
哎... 阅读全帖
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来自主题: Military版 - 绝对的天才:描写六零后的奇文
谁编的,太有才了,拿来和大家共享。
我乃六零后,而今五十多。 生在土瓦房,用的四方桌。 吃的是母乳,牛奶没见
过。 麦秸打地铺,兄弟同被窝。 卫生不太好,跳蚤特别多。 红薯黑面汤,青菜也不
多。 一旦见到肉,能吃一斤多。 长到七八岁,抱凳去上课。 木有幼儿园,直接上小
学。 写字用石板,没有铅笔盒。 一盏煤油灯,兄姊围一桌。 走路上学校,从未迟到
过。 饿了分饭吃,都是玉米馍。 胖瘦无人讲,穷富没人说。 男女同板凳,从不送秋
波。 见到俊女生,手脚直哆嗦。 没说半句话,脸就红到脖。 学习很上进,读书靠自
觉。 老师不补课,习题也不多。 一共两本书,语文和数学。 寒暑假期到,割草喂兔
鹅。 能知父母苦,自觉干农活。 农忙抢收割,烈日皮晒破。 果树能结果,味好又止
渴。 河中生鱼虾,沟渠有田螺。 杀虫用石灰,捉蝉烧柴火。 村里干坑了,捉鱼用蔑
箩。 中暑得感冒,不用针和药。 伙伴在一起,情同亲姐哥。 女孩跳皮筋,男孩打陀
螺。 枪炮自己造,沙包也会做。 下河摸鱼虾,上树掏鸟窝。 同伴吵了架,相互能撮
合。 和好握握手,有怨跺跺脚。 外面犯了错,不能对娘说。 谁若不守信,再逢打脑
... 阅读全帖
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中国法院什么稀奇古怪的案子都能遇到。
不久前一辆空油罐车被河北某地交警拦下,说超载要扣车到交通大队交罚款,车主
解释空车,交警根本不管,直接开单拖走。后来车主到局里交了一万多罚款,连带几百
块停车费两千拖车费后,交警说你可以把车开走了,他却不走了,让交警赔他一车油,
后来还因此打了官司,结局当然是打赢了,交警大队赔了一百二十万油钱。法庭上司机
出示的主要证据就是交警开出的那张超载罚单,以及罚款收据。司机说:我罚单写的清
楚是超载扣车,为什么我取车的时候油没了,我的一车油哪去了?[Grin][Grin][Grin]

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@娴噷鐧芥潯鈥呭垯璇诲畬浣犵殑澶т綔锛岀湡涓嶇煡閬撹繕鏈夎繖涔堝彲绗戠殑浜
嬶紝绠洿绗戞檿浜嗭紒[Grin][Grin][Grin] 鍌婚腑杩欑璐ョ被锛屾渶鍚庤繛鎶曢
檷鐨勭櫧鏃楅兘娌″鎸備簡锛岃繖涓嶆惉鐭冲ご鐮歌嚜宸辩殑鑴氬悧锛br />

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来自主题: USANews版 - 【浪里白条】精神病美文赏析
“因为政治立场的不同,对于同一件事的看法不一样,描述起来,使用的语言也会完全
不同,这些都是人性,是人类的正常反应。但是,我们也时常会碰到反应过头,对普普
通通的事情做出极端反应的人,这样的人,有个专属医学名词:精神病。” 浪里白条
文豪说的没错,无良媒体和白左们就是这么一个奇怪的群体[Grin][Grin][Grin]
W******4
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来自主题: Parenting版 - The Wolf and the Crane
The Story
Passage 1 A Wolf had been gorging on an animal he had killed, when
suddenly a small bone in the meat stuck in his throat and he could not
swallow it. He soon felt terrible pain in his throat, and ran up and down
groaning and groaning and seeking for something to relieve the pain. He
tried to induce every one he met to remove the bone. “I would give anything
,” said he, “if you would take it out.” At last the Crane agreed to try,
and told the Wolf to lie on his side and open his jaws... 阅读全帖
C****a
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来自主题: WebRadio版 - My Father's Life - Raymond Carver (转载)
【 以下文字转载自 俱乐部 】
发信人: sasa (灰巴笼耸), 信区:
标 题: My Father's Life - Raymond Carver
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Oct 14 23:48:57 2014, 美东)
这篇很多人觉得很感人,我没有觉得。就觉得写得很平实,结尾有点不必要的煽情,感
觉carver没有想好怎么结尾这篇回忆文章。
Raymond Carver: My Father's Life
________________________________________
My dad's name was Clevie Raymond Carver. His family called him Raymond and
friends called him C. R. I was named Raymond Clevie Carver, Jr. I hated the
"Junior" part. When I was little my dad called me Frog, which was okay. But
later, like e... 阅读全帖
t******t
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来自主题: Heart版 - [合集] 亲爱的络络,你在吗
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gojeremylin (*_*) 于 (Mon Mar 5 14:28:30 2012, 美东) 提到:
想跟你说话
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miluo (络络) 于 (Mon Mar 5 14:28:58 2012, 美东) 提到:
在呀,说什么?

想跟你说话
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gojeremylin (*_*) 于 (Mon Mar 5 14:29:16 2012, 美东) 提到:
谈恋爱
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gojeremylin (*_*) 于 (Mon Mar 5 14:29:36 2012, 美东) 提到:
看了你的字以后,特别喜欢你
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miluo (络络) 于 (Mon Mar 5... 阅读全帖
p*e
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【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: shantianxia (善天下), 信区: Military
标 题: 中国法院建国以来最稀奇古怪的案子!
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Jan 5 20:01:41 2017, 美东)
中国法院什么稀奇古怪的案子都能遇到。
不久前一辆空油罐车被河北某地交警拦下,说超载要扣车到交通大队交罚款,车主
解释空车,交警根本不管,直接开单拖走。后来车主到局里交了一万多罚款,连带几百
块停车费两千拖车费后,交警说你可以把车开走了,他却不走了,让交警赔他一车油,
后来还因此打了官司,结局当然是打赢了,交警大队赔了一百二十万油钱。法庭上司机
出示的主要证据就是交警开出的那张超载罚单,以及罚款收据。司机说:我罚单写的清
楚是超载扣车,为什么我取车的时候油没了,我的一车油哪去了?[Grin][Grin][Grin]
g****s
发帖数: 306
30
来自主题: Whisper版 - no more water 今日无水之maybe正传
Maybe, 不知何许人也,尝言生于津门,长于京师,求学于裤子大
已而远赴英伦,再迁于苏格兰,更十月渡海,深入黑林,其间光降
敝舍,少息三日余,其风采令本猫//admire如滔滔江水,是为之记
文言的写不下去了,下面是白话的:)
一开始,只知道有个灌水王maybe/loveyou(我念成"老虎油")
后来我架了water heaven,才知道她在英国,而且是唯一说我的
站快的(连我自己也不认为,lxj也只说ftp较快而已),遂引为一
个战壕里的战友//grin
<初,余仅闻maybe/loveyou大名(曰"老虎油"),及water heaven已建,方
知其寓于英伦,常言余之bbs迅捷,因引为袍泽之交>
后来就听说maybe mm有了一个lover,起先还以为是far(sorry solomon)
放话说如果maybe mm不再灌水,就要zap far一万次(//grin)幸亏及时改
正了错误.再后来就是说她要来德国,就使劲拉她来stuttgart,就成功了
然后就期待着那一天在那个站台上等到一个大cool姐//grin
结果是等到了一个带着一堆包的mm
然后就逛了两天的stuttg
e******e
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土又怎么了? 土也是气质呀。 散发着泥土芳香,总比脏脏好。//grin //grin //grin
SILMARILLION是神话故事, 不过神话是所有ART的起源, 那我就斗胆奉旨灌水了。

M*********m
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来自主题: Literature版 - The Japanese
Ogden Nash
The Japanese (1938)
How courteous is the Japanese;
He always says, “Excuse it, please.”
He climbs into his neighbor’s garden,
And smiles, and says, “I beg your pardon”;
He bows and grins a friendly grin,
And calls his hungry family in;
He grins, and bows a friendly bow;
“So sorry, this my garden now.”
c****t
发帖数: 19049
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来自主题: SciFiction版 - 云图 英文版
HALF-LIVES
the first luisa rey
mystery
I
Rufus Sixsmith leans over the balcony and estimates his body’s velocity
when it hits the
sidewalk and lays his dilemmas to rest. A telephone rings in the unlit room.
Sixsmith dares not
answer. Disco music booms from the next apartment, where a party is in full
swing, and
Sixsmith feels older than his sixty-six years. Smog obscures the stars, but
north and south
along the coastal strip, Buenas Yerbas’s billion lights simmer. West, the
Pacific eternity East... 阅读全帖
M*V
发帖数: 3205
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来自主题: ChinaNews版 - Joke: Presidential Debate 2012, Act III
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Oct 27 10:00:17 2012, 美东)
Joke: Presidential Debate 2012, Act III
10/22/2012
By Limin Wang
In the evening of October 16, 2012, at the Smack Complex of Hofstra
University on Long Island, New York, President Obama and former governor
Romney had the second finger-to-finger presidential debate. Candy Growly
tried her hardest to moderate them.
Outside the debate building, large swarms of people had decided on their own
to join the show. Some said that they wanted to bring their ow... 阅读全帖
g**********0
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欧美制药业业在印度设厂实验室有他们的好处: 1.输出了污染大人力成本高的SECTION
, 2.有利
于做帐,高管与股市挂钩的利益来的快。 被老印山寨是这些利好的副作用。
下面这个报道说的是老印怎么用“法律”来忽悠的:
December 1, 2000
MEDICINE MERCHANTS / Pirated Pills
Selling Cheap 'Generic' Drugs, India's
Copycats Irk Industry
By DONALD G. McNEIL Jr.
Related Articles
• Issue in Depth: Medicine
Merchants
Forum
• Join a Discussion on Prescription
Medication
OMBAY — To anyone else, the room looks like the
unprepossessing office of a college science teacher.
But to the multinational pharmace... 阅读全帖
W*******n
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来自主题: Military版 - Joke: Presidential Debate 2012, Act III
Joke: Presidential Debate 2012, Act III
10/22/2012
By Limin Wang
In the evening of October 16, 2012, at the Smack Complex of Hofstra
University on Long Island, New York, President Obama and former governor
Romney had the second finger-to-finger presidential debate. Candy Growly
tried her hardest to moderate them.
Outside the debate building, large swarms of people had decided on their own
to join the show. Some said that they wanted to bring their own tough
questions. Some said that they wanted ... 阅读全帖
l**********3
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http://factsanddetails.com/china/cat4/sub18/item116.html#chapte
Chinese often smile or giggle when a sensitive subject is broached or they
feel embarrassed or uncomfortable. When young Chinese are asked if they have
a girlfriend they usually laugh and look away. Chinese often grin when
something bad has happened. Laughing loudly is often a sign of uneasiness.
The writer Peter Hessler described the “the Chinese grin of embarrassment”
as “the kind of expression that make your pulse quicken." Many ... 阅读全帖
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话唠】末班车(2041665268) 10:26:29
柯比表示:"我们看到了有关朝鲜向日本海发射弹道导弹的消息。我们密切关注朝鲜半
岛局势。我们再次呼吁朝鲜停止激化地区紧张局势的举动,而专注于履行国际义务方面
的具体措施。"
他补充称:"美国执意履行保护韩国和日本等盟友的义务。我们将继续与该地区的盟友
和伙伴协调我们的行动。"
全文 详见: http://sputniknews.cn/politics/20160318/1018487126.html#ixzz43DYXrccJ
东方#这样呀,听起来”美国务院这次说的话、还有些道理“,就是太温柔了!很好,
很好!已算难得!
毛泽东主席曾经定语:帝国主义是蛮不讲理的,只要能不讲理,就一定不讲理,如果有
时讲点儿道理,那也是被逼的没有办法了![Grin],,穿越时空呀!什么是穿越呀,这
话就是![Grin]
x********e
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来自主题: Military版 - 更为合理的暗号解读 (转载)
【 以下文字转载自 USANews 讨论区 】
发信人: xiaxianyue (下弦月), 信区: USANews
标 题: 更为合理的暗号解读
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Nov 4 13:24:28 2016, 美东)
http://beforeitsnews.com/scandals/2016/11/breaking-the-language-of-a-pedophile-wikileaks-reveals-secret-sex-code-talk-2436730.html
Here is few words of the Pedophilia Dictionary ( there are more im working
on). This is a breaking story, I have done my best to cross reference slang
terms, so the ones without a link are only by one source. Sorry, Not a
popular subject….
Cheese ... 阅读全帖
s*f
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特朗普法国归来
恼羞成怒
2018 midterms update: What has changed since election night
By Kyle Blaine and Jennifer Agiesta,
Sinema gives tribute to McCain in victory speech
Sinema defeats McSally in Arizona Senate race
Now Playing
The election results are in. Now what?
Meet the only woman to give birth 3 times while serving in Congress
Late-night hosts dissect Trump's Putin grin
WH aide to exit after Melania pushed for ouster
WaPo writer: Does anyone love military less?
NYT: Audio could implicate Saudi Crown ... 阅读全帖
l******x
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来自主题: USANews版 - Clint Eastwood 真神了
他的“空椅子”刚出来的时候,左派右派都是大哗。有叫好的,有大骂不恭的,有批他
不知所云,没好好准备的。结果后
来正好应到了O8的debate performance。"空椅子“是如此恰切传神,以至于New
Yorker这样的极左刊物的封面都用这个典故画了 一张卡通。
同一晚,他提道Biden的时候,怎么说的?“A grin with a suit behind it”。 然后
昨晚Biden就咧嘴假笑足足70分钟(后来笑不动了,连声音都沙哑了)。Biden就带着那
张脸进美国政治史的教科书了。今天的新闻循环才刚开始。过两天Biden Grin的Joke肯
定是满天飞。
姜还是老的辣。又是搞文艺的。骂人的水准真是一流的。
W*******n
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来自主题: USANews版 - Joke: Presidential Debate 2012, Act III
Joke: Presidential Debate 2012, Act III
10/22/2012
By Limin Wang
In the evening of October 16, 2012, at the Smack Complex of Hofstra
University on Long Island, New York, President Obama and former governor
Romney had the second finger-to-finger presidential debate. Candy Growly
tried her hardest to moderate them.
Outside the debate building, large swarms of people had decided on their own
to join the show. Some said that they wanted to bring their own tough
questions. Some said that they wanted ... 阅读全帖
x********e
发帖数: 35261
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来自主题: USANews版 - 更为合理的暗号解读
http://beforeitsnews.com/scandals/2016/11/breaking-the-language-of-a-pedophile-wikileaks-reveals-secret-sex-code-talk-2436730.html
Here is few words of the Pedophilia Dictionary ( there are more im working
on). This is a breaking story, I have done my best to cross reference slang
terms, so the ones without a link are only by one source. Sorry, Not a
popular subject….
Cheese Pizza = child pornography http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cheese+pizza
Cheese = young girl http://www.se... 阅读全帖
x********e
发帖数: 35261
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来自主题: USANews版 - 更为合理的暗号解读
http://beforeitsnews.com/scandals/2016/11/breaking-the-language-of-a-pedophile-wikileaks-reveals-secret-sex-code-talk-2436730.html
Here is few words of the Pedophilia Dictionary ( there are more im working
on). This is a breaking story, I have done my best to cross reference slang
terms, so the ones without a link are only by one source. Sorry, Not a
popular subject….
Cheese Pizza = child pornography http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cheese+pizza
Cheese = young girl http://www.se... 阅读全帖
W*******n
发帖数: 4140
45
来自主题: WorldNews版 - Joke: Presidential Debate 2012, Act III
Joke: Presidential Debate 2012, Act III
10/22/2012
By Limin Wang
In the evening of October 16, 2012, at the Smack Complex of Hofstra
University on Long Island, New York, President Obama and former governor
Romney had the second finger-to-finger presidential debate. Candy Growly
tried her hardest to moderate them.
Outside the debate building, large swarms of people had decided on their own
to join the show. Some said that they wanted to bring their own tough
questions. Some said that they wanted ... 阅读全帖
W*******n
发帖数: 4140
46
来自主题: WorldNews版 - Joke: Presidential Debate 2012, Act III
Joke: Presidential Debate 2012, Act III
10/22/2012
By Limin Wang
In the evening of October 16, 2012, at the Smack Complex of Hofstra
University on Long Island, New York, President Obama and former governor
Romney had the second finger-to-finger presidential debate. Candy Growly
tried her hardest to moderate them.
Outside the debate building, large swarms of people had decided on their own
to join the show. Some said that they wanted to bring their own tough
questions. Some said that they wanted ... 阅读全帖
c*******u
发帖数: 12899
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来自主题: NextGeneration版 - [合集] 有没有怀孕以后超级后悔的
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kaixinbb (kaixinbb) 于 (Wed Jan 11 15:46:26 2012, 美东) 提到:
恩, 你还没ready. 你应该40岁后再要孩子, 生不出来问题也不大,因为你的生活已
经很充实了。
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HoH (HoH) 于 (Wed Jan 11 15:47:56 2012, 美东) 提到:
也有过类似想法,不过自己决定的事情就要自己承担。生下来就好了,看着孩子觉得其
他什么都不再重要。现在反正也不能退货,干脆放宽心吧。
我们以为拥有昨天和明天,我们以为世界上有假如和意外,其实我们拥有的只是当下,
而事情的发生只有一种可能,那就是你所经历的那一种。如果有什么错了,那不是现实
错了,而是我们的想象错了。
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leeking (life is drama) 于 (Wed Jan 11 15:48:11 2012, ... 阅读全帖
n****y
发帖数: 6260
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来自主题: Parenting版 - 11月小孩,捡啥吃啥

grin grin
u*****a
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我觉得应该尽量不去 assume anything without "knowledge"。看看 Pocahontas 就知
道:
You think I'm an ignorant savage
And you've been so many places
I guess it must be so
But still I cannot see
If the savage one is me
How can there be so much that you don't know?
You don't know ...
You think you own whatever land you land on
The Earth is just a dead thing you can claim
But I know every rock and tree and creature
Has a life, has a spirit, has a name
You think the only people who are people
Are the people who look a... 阅读全帖
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来自主题: Chinese版 - Joke: Presidential Debate 2012, Act III
Joke: Presidential Debate 2012, Act III
10/22/2012
By Limin Wang
In the evening of October 16, 2012, at the Smack Complex of Hofstra
University on Long Island, New York, President Obama and former governor
Romney had the second finger-to-finger presidential debate. Candy Growly
tried her hardest to moderate them.
Outside the debate building, large swarms of people had decided on their own
to join the show. Some said that they wanted to bring their own tough
questions. Some said that they wanted ... 阅读全帖
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