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话题: grandma话题: his话题: xxxx话题: wife话题: game
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p**x
发帖数: 6614
1
之前死grandma已经不算什么了,一个学期总得有四五个grandma去世。
今天这个学生的理由是他老婆发过来的,他俩玩sex game,结果窒息了,现在在ER抢救
,所以没法来上课的。我觉得这个应该不是编的了。
xxxx’s wife called our office to report that xxxx is in the hospital
unexpectedly and won’t be attending class at least for the next couple of
days. The conversation was brief; apparently they were in some sort of
intimate game and that caused him to be admitted to the ICU, but his wife
said it looked like everything would be okay. She was concerned that his
instructors be informed about his absence. -k
L***s
发帖数: 9258
2
今天一个学生说他有非常严重的健康问题,要退课。但是听说很多教授会寄予帮助,比
如过或者不过之类的。问我能不能帮忙。
我说我很理解你的处境,拿表格来我签字你退课。

【在 p**x 的大作中提到】
: 之前死grandma已经不算什么了,一个学期总得有四五个grandma去世。
: 今天这个学生的理由是他老婆发过来的,他俩玩sex game,结果窒息了,现在在ER抢救
: ,所以没法来上课的。我觉得这个应该不是编的了。
: xxxx’s wife called our office to report that xxxx is in the hospital
: unexpectedly and won’t be attending class at least for the next couple of
: days. The conversation was brief; apparently they were in some sort of
: intimate game and that caused him to be admitted to the ICU, but his wife
: said it looked like everything would be okay. She was concerned that his
: instructors be informed about his absence. -k

c****i
发帖数: 420
3
对于退课的请求我都是大力支持的。灰常好

【在 L***s 的大作中提到】
: 今天一个学生说他有非常严重的健康问题,要退课。但是听说很多教授会寄予帮助,比
: 如过或者不过之类的。问我能不能帮忙。
: 我说我很理解你的处境,拿表格来我签字你退课。

h********0
发帖数: 12056
4
考试前这是常事,有时请假旷课都这事。

【在 p**x 的大作中提到】
: 之前死grandma已经不算什么了,一个学期总得有四五个grandma去世。
: 今天这个学生的理由是他老婆发过来的,他俩玩sex game,结果窒息了,现在在ER抢救
: ,所以没法来上课的。我觉得这个应该不是编的了。
: xxxx’s wife called our office to report that xxxx is in the hospital
: unexpectedly and won’t be attending class at least for the next couple of
: days. The conversation was brief; apparently they were in some sort of
: intimate game and that caused him to be admitted to the ICU, but his wife
: said it looked like everything would be okay. She was concerned that his
: instructors be informed about his absence. -k

a*******a
发帖数: 4233
5
窒息的高潮比较强烈,所以一直有人玩,经常有人死

【在 p**x 的大作中提到】
: 之前死grandma已经不算什么了,一个学期总得有四五个grandma去世。
: 今天这个学生的理由是他老婆发过来的,他俩玩sex game,结果窒息了,现在在ER抢救
: ,所以没法来上课的。我觉得这个应该不是编的了。
: xxxx’s wife called our office to report that xxxx is in the hospital
: unexpectedly and won’t be attending class at least for the next couple of
: days. The conversation was brief; apparently they were in some sort of
: intimate game and that caused him to be admitted to the ICU, but his wife
: said it looked like everything would be okay. She was concerned that his
: instructors be informed about his absence. -k

p**x
发帖数: 6614
6
之前死grandma已经不算什么了,一个学期总得有四五个grandma去世。
今天这个学生的理由是他老婆发过来的,他俩玩sex game,结果窒息了,现在在ER抢救
,所以没法来上课的。我觉得这个应该不是编的了。
xxxx’s wife called our office to report that xxxx is in the hospital
unexpectedly and won’t be attending class at least for the next couple of
days. The conversation was brief; apparently they were in some sort of
intimate game and that caused him to be admitted to the ICU, but his wife
said it looked like everything would be okay. She was concerned that his
instructors be informed about his absence. -k
L***s
发帖数: 9258
7
今天一个学生说他有非常严重的健康问题,要退课。但是听说很多教授会寄予帮助,比
如过或者不过之类的。问我能不能帮忙。
我说我很理解你的处境,拿表格来我签字你退课。

【在 p**x 的大作中提到】
: 之前死grandma已经不算什么了,一个学期总得有四五个grandma去世。
: 今天这个学生的理由是他老婆发过来的,他俩玩sex game,结果窒息了,现在在ER抢救
: ,所以没法来上课的。我觉得这个应该不是编的了。
: xxxx’s wife called our office to report that xxxx is in the hospital
: unexpectedly and won’t be attending class at least for the next couple of
: days. The conversation was brief; apparently they were in some sort of
: intimate game and that caused him to be admitted to the ICU, but his wife
: said it looked like everything would be okay. She was concerned that his
: instructors be informed about his absence. -k

c****i
发帖数: 420
8
对于退课的请求我都是大力支持的。灰常好

【在 L***s 的大作中提到】
: 今天一个学生说他有非常严重的健康问题,要退课。但是听说很多教授会寄予帮助,比
: 如过或者不过之类的。问我能不能帮忙。
: 我说我很理解你的处境,拿表格来我签字你退课。

h********0
发帖数: 12056
9
考试前这是常事,有时请假旷课都这事。

【在 p**x 的大作中提到】
: 之前死grandma已经不算什么了,一个学期总得有四五个grandma去世。
: 今天这个学生的理由是他老婆发过来的,他俩玩sex game,结果窒息了,现在在ER抢救
: ,所以没法来上课的。我觉得这个应该不是编的了。
: xxxx’s wife called our office to report that xxxx is in the hospital
: unexpectedly and won’t be attending class at least for the next couple of
: days. The conversation was brief; apparently they were in some sort of
: intimate game and that caused him to be admitted to the ICU, but his wife
: said it looked like everything would be okay. She was concerned that his
: instructors be informed about his absence. -k

a*******a
发帖数: 4233
10
窒息的高潮比较强烈,所以一直有人玩,经常有人死

【在 p**x 的大作中提到】
: 之前死grandma已经不算什么了,一个学期总得有四五个grandma去世。
: 今天这个学生的理由是他老婆发过来的,他俩玩sex game,结果窒息了,现在在ER抢救
: ,所以没法来上课的。我觉得这个应该不是编的了。
: xxxx’s wife called our office to report that xxxx is in the hospital
: unexpectedly and won’t be attending class at least for the next couple of
: days. The conversation was brief; apparently they were in some sort of
: intimate game and that caused him to be admitted to the ICU, but his wife
: said it looked like everything would be okay. She was concerned that his
: instructors be informed about his absence. -k

s**********l
发帖数: 757
11
我有个学生,一个学期两次期中考一次期末考,每次考试他都说他家死人。三次考试死
了外婆、奶奶和爷爷。过了一年我又教他的课,他开始死朋友,每次考试他都要参加朋
友的葬礼。
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