y*s
发帖数: 2868 | 1 FML即 Fuck my life的缩写，直译的话就是“艹，我的生活烂透了……”
在你感到不舒心的时候去这里，你会顿时发现生活原来没有最倒霉，只有更倒霉。
看看这些老外有多倒霉。。
Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was
wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed
my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML
今天，我在上课的时候睡觉。我的JJ石更了，而且我穿的是很宽松的裤子。我的老师走
了过来一把抓住了我的JJ——她以为那是我手机。FML
Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then
I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application | d*******d
发帖数: 1341 | | l****t
发帖数: 36289 | | m*******8
发帖数: 7852 | | s******y
发帖数: 28562 | 5 这个很好笑，一个基男娶了个女汉子
Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was
only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML
grabbed
Then
【在 y*s 的大作中提到】
: FML即 Fuck my life的缩写，直译的话就是“艹，我的生活烂透了……”
: 在你感到不舒心的时候去这里，你会顿时发现生活原来没有最倒霉，只有更倒霉。
: 看看这些老外有多倒霉。。
: Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was
: wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed
: my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML
: 今天，我在上课的时候睡觉。我的JJ石更了，而且我穿的是很宽松的裤子。我的老师走
: 了过来一把抓住了我的JJ——她以为那是我手机。FML
: Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then
: I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application
| H********g
发帖数: 43926 | | s*****m
发帖数: 8094 | 7 妈的，每一行都要fml的吗？
脑残药吃多了？
grabbed
Then
【在 y*s 的大作中提到】
: FML即 Fuck my life的缩写，直译的话就是“艹，我的生活烂透了……”
: 在你感到不舒心的时候去这里，你会顿时发现生活原来没有最倒霉，只有更倒霉。
: 看看这些老外有多倒霉。。
: Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was
: wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed
: my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML
: 今天，我在上课的时候睡觉。我的JJ石更了，而且我穿的是很宽松的裤子。我的老师走
: 了过来一把抓住了我的JJ——她以为那是我手机。FML
: Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then
: I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application
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