D*********t 发帖数: 370 | 1 (早上遇到同事)
同事:你的腰好啦?
我: 啊?
同事:周末给你家打电话,你爸说你狃了腰。让我打你手机。我没听清到底怎么回事。
怎么狃的?
我: 啊。。。是去了纽约。不是狃了腰。
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N***m 发帖数: 4460 | 2 extremly cold!
【在 D*********t 的大作中提到】 : (早上遇到同事) : 同事:你的腰好啦? : 我: 啊? : 同事:周末给你家打电话,你爸说你狃了腰。让我打你手机。我没听清到底怎么回事。 : 怎么狃的? : 我: 啊。。。是去了纽约。不是狃了腰。 : 。。。。
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V******9 发帖数: 1281 | 3 惊见大牛!
进来又收到花没有?
【在 D*********t 的大作中提到】 : (早上遇到同事) : 同事:你的腰好啦? : 我: 啊? : 同事:周末给你家打电话,你爸说你狃了腰。让我打你手机。我没听清到底怎么回事。 : 怎么狃的? : 我: 啊。。。是去了纽约。不是狃了腰。 : 。。。。
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l*****e 发帖数: 16384 | |
D*********t 发帖数: 370 | 5 狃腰地铁见闻
I was sitting on E train heading Jamaica, Queens, with amedium-built African
American lady (A) sitting beside me a good distance away.
Passing Roosevelt Ave/Jackson Heights, all of sudden the train became very
crowded. A heavy-built African American lady (B) got on the train and
walked up to the space next to me and lady A. Then some hollering ensued….
(A): Excuse me, Ma’am! You are sitting on my lap!
(B): This seat is for three people. There’s a big space between you and
this gentleman.
(A): Ain’t for that butt! (pointing to her bottom).
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N*C 发帖数: 1987 | 6 这个挺逗。还有你是在秀英文吗?
African
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【在 D*********t 的大作中提到】 : 狃腰地铁见闻 : I was sitting on E train heading Jamaica, Queens, with amedium-built African : American lady (A) sitting beside me a good distance away. : Passing Roosevelt Ave/Jackson Heights, all of sudden the train became very : crowded. A heavy-built African American lady (B) got on the train and : walked up to the space next to me and lady A. Then some hollering ensued…. : (A): Excuse me, Ma’am! You are sitting on my lap! : (B): This seat is for three people. There’s a big space between you and : this gentleman. : (A): Ain’t for that butt! (pointing to her bottom).
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D*********t 发帖数: 370 | 7 My Chinese is a little slow on my computer... (have to use web and then
copy/paste.) Blush//
【在 N*C 的大作中提到】 : 这个挺逗。还有你是在秀英文吗? : : African : ….
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