x*****a
发帖数: 7797 | 1 There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that
for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the
drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying.
The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you
another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep,
and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the
building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they
can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember
I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I
leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about
putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison." | s***s
发帖数: 4329 | | x*****a
发帖数: 7797 | 3 你厉害。
【在 s***s 的大作中提到】
: 看完前面两段就猜到了结局
| h*n
发帖数: 1915 | 4 我只看了两句就猜到了结局，不过是因为以前看过，想起来了。
【在 s***s 的大作中提到】
: 看完前面两段就猜到了结局
| s***s
发帖数: 4329 | 5 谢谢
【在 x*****a 的大作中提到】
: 你厉害。
| p****t
发帖数: 11416 | 6 看到那人说到我就在这酒吧的时候猜到包袱内容的
【在 h*n 的大作中提到】
: 我只看了两句就猜到了结局，不过是因为以前看过，想起来了。
| h*n
发帖数: 1915 | 7 其实不瞒你说，我看见标题就猜到结局了。
【在 p****t 的大作中提到】
: 看到那人说到我就在这酒吧的时候猜到包袱内容的
| x*****a
发帖数: 7797 | 8 一个比一个牛。
【在 h*n 的大作中提到】
: 其实不瞒你说，我看见标题就猜到结局了。
| h*n
发帖数: 1915 | 9 没办法，谁叫咱笑话看得多呢。
【在 x*****a 的大作中提到】
: 一个比一个牛。
| d********g
发帖数: 7458 | 10 下次你直接贴标题出来让他们猜
【在 x*****a 的大作中提到】
: 一个比一个牛。
| t****n
发帖数: 1879 | | x*****a
发帖数: 7797 | 12 好主意。
【在 d********g 的大作中提到】
: 下次你直接贴标题出来让他们猜
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