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Y*****2
发帖数: 38613
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发信人: theislander3 (Peace de Wars), 信区: NewYork
标 题: Advertising
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Jan 28 11:49:30 2013, 美东)
haha
m***y
发帖数: 14763
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Hmm, he's not popular among his peers...
a***e
发帖数: 27968
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很考谱啊
其他植发的都不愿意给他植了

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: 【 以下文字转载自 NewYork 讨论区 】
: 发信人: theislander3 (Peace de Wars), 信区: NewYork
: 标 题: Advertising
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Jan 28 11:49:30 2013, 美东)
: haha

r*********e
发帖数: 29495
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哈哈

【在 Y*****2 的大作中提到】
: 【 以下文字转载自 NewYork 讨论区 】
: 发信人: theislander3 (Peace de Wars), 信区: NewYork
: 标 题: Advertising
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Jan 28 11:49:30 2013, 美东)
: haha

i****a
发帖数: 36252
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I wonder where did all his hair go...

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: 【 以下文字转载自 NewYork 讨论区 】
: 发信人: theislander3 (Peace de Wars), 信区: NewYork
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: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Jan 28 11:49:30 2013, 美东)
: haha

c*****a
发帖数: 1728
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满怀恶意地揣测这和卖灌水牛肉的从来不吃牛肉是一个道理。
a*******e
发帖数: 12169
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明明是他把自己的头发都捐献移植给了别人
H********g
发帖数: 43926
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连毛囊一起捐了,真是雷锋

【在 a*******e 的大作中提到】
: 明明是他把自己的头发都捐献移植给了别人
O**y
发帖数: 666
9
这不就是那个小镇上只有两个理发师,就应该选那个发型差的那个的故事么?

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: 【 以下文字转载自 NewYork 讨论区 】
: 发信人: theislander3 (Peace de Wars), 信区: NewYork
: 标 题: Advertising
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Jan 28 11:49:30 2013, 美东)
: haha

R******d
发帖数: 5739
10
http://www.npr.org/2012/05/05/152069733/former-talk-show-host-d
quote:
--------------------------
SAGAL: All right, here is your first aptonym. In 2006, the Wall Street
Journal mentioned a lawyer named? Was it A: Hy Lee Paid?
(SOUNDBITE OF LAUGHTER)
SAGAL: B: Sue Yoo? Or C: Judge Reinhold?
(SOUNDBITE OF LAUGHTER)
CAVETT: Lord. I'm going to go with Sue Yoo and assume he's Chinese.
SAGAL: No, it is Sue Yoo, you're right.
(SOUNDBITE OF BELL)
SAGAL: And yes, she's the Chinese...
(SOUNDBITE OF APPLAUSE)
SAGAL: Sue Yoo has a law degree from Yale. She worked at Sullivan and
Cromwell in New York City. And there is also a country lawyer in Tennessee
named Sue Hicks.
(SOUNDBITE OF LAUGHTER)
SAGAL: All right, that's good. Timothy Noah of Slate.com once collected a
list of great aptonyms; many of them are doctors. For example, which of
these really exist? A: an Austin, Texas urologist named Richard Dick Chop?
(SOUNDBITE OF LAUGHTER)
SAGAL: B: a Topanga, California neurosurgeon named Robert Sick head? Or C: a
Tyler Texas, hand specialist named Grabby Knuckles?
(SOUNDBITE OF LAUGHTER)
CAVETT: Oh lord. Well I so want it to be Grabby Knuckles that I'm going to
go with that.
SAGAL: Grabby Knuckles?
CAVETT: Yeah.
SAGAL: No, I'm afraid it's even better, it was Dick Chop.
(SOUNDBITE OF LAUGHTER)
CAVETT: That's the one I want.
SAGAL: Yeah, sadly.
(SOUNDBITE OF APPLAUSE)
SAGAL: All right, that's all right. That's all right, we have one more. If
you get this...
CAVETT: Oh no.
SAGAL: Timothy Noah published one of the true great aptonyms. He is a
deceased, now, Jesuit priest. He argued forcefully in his day for the
benefits of lifelong celibacy in the priesthood. Was his name A: Father Des
Perate? B: Monsignor Silvio Berlusconi? It would be a different one.
(SOUNDBITE OF LAUGHTER)
SAGAL: Or C: Father John Hardon?
(SOUNDBITE OF LAUGHTER)
CAVETT: John Hard what?
(SOUNDBITE OF LAUGHTER)
(SOUNDBITE OF APPLAUSE)
SAGAL: I imagine he pronounced it Father John Hardon, H-A-R-D-O-N.
CAVETT: I should think. Well, that's obviously the answer.
(SOUNDBITE OF LAUGHTER)
SAGAL: And it is. Well done.
(SOUNDBITE OF BELL)
(SOUNDBITE OF APPLAUSE)
CAVETT: Wow.
SAGAL: Father Hardon, who died in 2000, is now a candidate for canonization.
So he might well be someday, Saint Hardon.
(SOUNDBITE OF LAUGHTER)
CAVETT: Saint Hardon.

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: 发信人: theislander3 (Peace de Wars), 信区: NewYork
: 标 题: Advertising
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Jan 28 11:49:30 2013, 美东)
: haha

s*******a
发帖数: 8827
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hair plant is so 2000. bald is the new black!
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