m********t
发帖数: 814 | 1 Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing?
A: a knife has a point.
Q: How do you blind a woman?
A: You put a windshield in front of her.
Q: How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
A: Marry It!
Q: What are the three quickest ways of spreading a rumour (or gossip).
A: The internet, Telephone, Tell a woman
Q: How are women like parking spaces?
A: The good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
Women drivers are like stars in the sky. You can see them, but they can't
see you
The first ten years of a girls life is spent playing with barbies. The next
ten years is spent trying to look like one.
Women don't know what they want, Men never know what they have. |
G*********s
发帖数: 6786 | 2 good, new to me
【在 m********t 的大作中提到】
: Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing?
: A: a knife has a point.
: Q: How do you blind a woman?
: A: You put a windshield in front of her.
: Q: How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
: A: Marry It!
: Q: What are the three quickest ways of spreading a rumour (or gossip).
: A: The internet, Telephone, Tell a woman
: Q: How are women like parking spaces?
: A: The good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
|
j*****n
发帖数: 3617 | 3 这个不错
Women drivers are like stars in the sky. You can see them, but they can't
see you |
H********g
发帖数: 43926 | 4 SAD
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Q: How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
A: Marry It! |
m********t
发帖数: 814 | 5 Elephants are trainable... foxes are not
【在 H********g 的大作中提到】
: SAD
: ==
: Q: How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
: A: Marry It!
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t**t
发帖数: 27760 | 6 英文的，不看。
【在 m********t 的大作中提到】
: Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing?
: A: a knife has a point.
: Q: How do you blind a woman?
: A: You put a windshield in front of her.
: Q: How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
: A: Marry It!
: Q: What are the three quickest ways of spreading a rumour (or gossip).
: A: The internet, Telephone, Tell a woman
: Q: How are women like parking spaces?
: A: The good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
|
x****s
发帖数: 921 | 7 问：一把刀和一个女人争论之间的区别是什么？
答：一把刀有一个点。
问：你怎么盲目的女人？
答：你在她面前把挡风玻璃。
问：你怎么转成大象，一只狐狸？
答：嫁了吧！
问：什么是最快的方式传播的谣言（或闲话）。
答：互联网，电话，告诉一个女人
问：如何车位的女人喜欢？
答：好的，其余的都是弱智。
女性司机都像天空中的星星。你可以看到他们，但他们不能
看你
一个女孩的生活的第一个十年是花在玩芭比娃娃。接下来
试图看起来像一个10岁的花。
妇女不知道自己想要什么，男人永远不知道他们有什么。 |
m*******r
发帖数: 13263 | 8 good
【在 m********t 的大作中提到】
: Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing?
: A: a knife has a point.
: Q: How do you blind a woman?
: A: You put a windshield in front of her.
: Q: How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
: A: Marry It!
: Q: What are the three quickest ways of spreading a rumour (or gossip).
: A: The internet, Telephone, Tell a woman
: Q: How are women like parking spaces?
: A: The good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
|
c********h
发帖数: 7827 | |
c********d
发帖数: 11593 | 10 意思就是女司机从来不看路。= =
【在 c********h 的大作中提到】
: windshield没看懂
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a****n
发帖数: 8553 | |
