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m********g
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【 以下文字转载自 Sex 讨论区 】
发信人: beijingren (to thine own self be true), 信区: Sex
标 题: Re: Joke 1
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Aug 16 16:44:14 2013, 美东)
“Back on January 9th, a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on
I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge. So
they stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks
through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk
her down off the railing, and says,
“Hey Baby.....whatcha doin’ up there on that railin’?”
She says tearfully, “I’m going to commit suicide!!”
While he didn’t want to appear “sensitive,” George also didn’t want to
miss this “be-a-legend” opportunity either so he asked ...”Well, before
you jump, Honey-Babe...why don’t you give ole George here your best last
kiss?”
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just
that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by
another even better one.
After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from
his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says,
“Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That’s a real talent
you’re wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why
the hell are you committing suicide?”
“My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl.”
It’s still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed. “
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【在 m********g 的大作中提到】
: 【 以下文字转载自 Sex 讨论区 】
: 发信人: beijingren (to thine own self be true), 信区: Sex
: 标 题: Re: Joke 1
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Aug 16 16:44:14 2013, 美东)
: “Back on January 9th, a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on
: I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge. So
: they stopped.
: George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks
: through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk
: her down off the railing, and says,

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