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Joke版 - 来挑错吧!凤姐网晒英文:我华丽的英文版征婚启事(图)(ZT)
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R******d
发帖数: 5739
1
为了菊花免被万人捅, 这回我不上图了
i am a very beautiful girl,but there still some you can try:if you are poor
,please more clever . if you are fool,please more handsome .if you are ugly,
please more rich.
the Buffett have said:"the most important invest is,to marry a right people.
"i cant agree with him,if i marry a man,that because i think i would live
better then.
1,i have visit harvard once,then a newspaper interview me:“do you want
marry a man from harvard ?"i said yes . when i am in shanghai ,i buy a
newspaper with a lot of company CEO pictures in it .then i see that pictures
and ask myself:"do you want this people to be your boss ? ”i said no . I
have sit in a bustling street,there walked a lot of men,then i see every men
and ask myself :"do you want this people to be your husband ?"i said no
though i only see one handsome man outside the business school . and i am
not sure he has a harvard degree . yes, i want my husband Interested in
political and Economic/Financial . i mean he want to be the US President or
have him own International company one day . at least ,he dont mind me do it
.if you dont have harvard degree. you graduate from a Ivy League is ok .yes,
you must has a master's degree.
2,I have been a celebrity(star) in china . i do it not because i am Vanity .
that because i cant get a good job but i must save myself.(too much young
people cant get good job and good income . they cant get Apartment,dont have
bank savings ,never dream to get married).i mean if i can get a job to have
enough income for my life,i would never do that thing.i Neither Singer nor
Actor,never need famous . i am good at marketing, Advertising,and network
promotion . thats why i can publicity myself. any way, people know me from a
TV SHOW. then a video website Interview me .i am been Spread in internet,
about Seventy percent chinese people know me .i have been reported by CHINA
Daily,CCTV,xinhua website and other TV,newspaper,Magazine and all the Media.
then some company Invite me publicize their Product . after i get enough
money which i want . i think i hate this life and went to america to get
another life . at that time,i am 25.then the chinese people forget me very
soon, i only keep my weibo(chinese twitter)there has two million followers
in my page . nobody know me in america.i dont like to come back china any
more.i would get my own company there one day , but i must get a husband
frist . i get a new job there,and went to work sometimes . i mean sometimes
i never work and waste time on Watching TV,play games online,and Travel,
Shopping and other thing . that's why i always very poor,i am a Lazy woman.
3,i am 28 years old.but still dont have Apartment,no good job,no husband. i
am very sorry about it.i was born a very small and poor village from
chongqing . for the people there,went a high school and take university is a
very far and impracticable dream,a Family income one year about 4000RMB .
but the university must cost about 50000RMB . i graduate from a Normal
College . one reason is it very cheap,one reason is to be a teacher is a
Stable and Enviable job in china.but i dont like to be a teacher though my
Parents love it very much. i only do teacher's work 2 years and resign then
to went to shanghai,at that time ,i am 22.
somebody would said ,if you only from college,how you marry a good educated
man? yes,you are right . as the Statue of Liberty always stand in the new
york, you can Pursue everything you want . i have said if a man marry me ,
that because he love me ,not because i compel him ,i cant compel anybody ,i
only can compel myself .that is why i never get marry at this old age.
i cant accept AA system of marriage or pay for a man . if i get an AA system
of marriage , there is two thing i am worry about,one thing is like he want
to buy a $7000000 Apartment,he can take out his $3500000,but i am too poor
to take out my own $3500000.the other thing i am worry about is, maybe one
day he buy a 10 dollar meat from supermarket . then he said he cost 20
dollar for it and ask me give him 10 dollar . anyway , if you dont want pay
for me , please dont say you love me . your love is very cheap.
w*x
发帖数: 3456
2
读完第一段就读不下去了,tmd比文言文还累
z*****3
发帖数: 15515
3
被最后一段几个带一串零的数感动了
M*****e
发帖数: 11621
4
其实我挺喜欢凤姐的,真的。

poor
ugly,
people.
pictures

【在 R******d 的大作中提到】
: 为了菊花免被万人捅, 这回我不上图了
: i am a very beautiful girl,but there still some you can try:if you are poor
: ,please more clever . if you are fool,please more handsome .if you are ugly,
: please more rich.
: the Buffett have said:"the most important invest is,to marry a right people.
: "i cant agree with him,if i marry a man,that because i think i would live
: better then.
: 1,i have visit harvard once,then a newspaper interview me:“do you want
: marry a man from harvard ?"i said yes . when i am in shanghai ,i buy a
: newspaper with a lot of company CEO pictures in it .then i see that pictures

p****s
发帖数: 32405
5
没床照合影你说个jb

【在 M*****e 的大作中提到】
: 其实我挺喜欢凤姐的,真的。
:
: poor
: ugly,
: people.
: pictures

M*****e
发帖数: 11621
6
我达不到姐姐的要求

【在 p****s 的大作中提到】
: 没床照合影你说个jb
d****z
发帖数: 9503
7
Do you want to pay for her?

【在 M*****e 的大作中提到】
: 其实我挺喜欢凤姐的,真的。
:
: poor
: ugly,
: people.
: pictures

M*****e
发帖数: 11621
8
我装作没看见这个问题……

【在 d****z 的大作中提到】
: Do you want to pay for her?
o******1
发帖数: 12177
9
凤姐在,火不败,不上哈佛不给爱。

【在 M*****e 的大作中提到】
: 我装作没看见这个问题……
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