l**********r
发帖数: 4612 | 1 【 以下文字转载自 Joke 讨论区 】
发信人: Nehalem (Nehalem), 信区: Joke
标 题: NSA: In the US, you can't spy on people
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Jun 25 11:59:29 2013, 美东)
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/06/us
aware-of-irony-in-accusing-snowden-of-spying.html
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The United States government charged form
er intelligence analyst Edward Snowden with spying on Friday, apparently una
ware that in doing so it had created a situation dripping with irony.
At a press conference to discuss the accusations, an N.S.A. spokesman surpri
sed observers by announcing the spying charges against Mr. Snowden with a to
tally straight face.
“These charges send a clear message,” the spokesman said. “In the United
States, you can’t spy on people.”
Seemingly not kidding, the spokesman went on to discuss another charge again
st Mr. Snowden—the theft of government documents: “The American people hav
e the right to assume that their private documents will remain private and w
on’t be collected by someone in the government for his own purposes.”
“Only by bringing Mr. Snowden to justice can we safeguard the most precious
of American rights: privacy,” added the spokesman, apparently serious. | H*********S
发帖数: 22772 | 2 In the United States, you can’t spy on people, seriously, only we can.
--------------- NSA | l*********u
发帖数: 19053 | 3 lol :)
【在 H*********S 的大作中提到】
: In the United States, you can’t spy on people, seriously, only we can.
: --------------- NSA
| l********k
发帖数: 14844 | 4 我终于明白他的逻辑了：政府掌握信息正当合理，不存在侵犯隐私问题。但是像雪登这
样的情报大嘴巴，掌握了大伙的隐私，就会泄露出去。所以为了保护民众的隐私，我们
必须将其缉拿归案。
翻译成中文，大家应该很熟悉：“你们要相信党，相信政府！”
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【在 l**********r 的大作中提到】
: 【 以下文字转载自 Joke 讨论区 】
: 发信人: Nehalem (Nehalem), 信区: Joke
: 标 题: NSA: In the US, you can't spy on people
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Jun 25 11:59:29 2013, 美东)
: http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/06/us
: aware-of-irony-in-accusing-snowden-of-spying.html
: WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The United States government charged form
: er intelligence analyst Edward Snowden with spying on Friday, apparently una
: ware that in doing so it had created a situation dripping with irony.
: At a press conference to discuss the accusations, an N.S.A. spokesman surpri
| k**0
发帖数: 19737 | 5 lol 说得好
老将呢？怎么不来洗地？
【在 l********k 的大作中提到】
: 我终于明白他的逻辑了：政府掌握信息正当合理，不存在侵犯隐私问题。但是像雪登这
: 样的情报大嘴巴，掌握了大伙的隐私，就会泄露出去。所以为了保护民众的隐私，我们
: 必须将其缉拿归案。
: 翻译成中文，大家应该很熟悉：“你们要相信党，相信政府！”
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: form
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: surpri
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