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发信人: standerby (Left wing), 信区: Living
标 题: Life in california[zz]
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Nov 2 12:59:18 2010, 美东)
You can retire to California where...
1. You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house.
2. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway.
3. You know how to eat an artichoke.
4. You drive your rented Mercedes to your neighborhood block party.
5. When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how long it
will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is.
6. The 4 seasons are: Fire, Flood, Mud, and Drought. |
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