c**l
发帖数: 324 | 1 The real reason I am overworked. The population of this country is 237
million. 104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work. Of
this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19
million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 16
.2 million to do the work. Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who
work for State and City Governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the
work. At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212
,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves
just two people to do the work. You and me. And you're sitting at your
computer reading jokes. | e***z
发帖数: 7126 | 2 It would be a better joke if numbers are real
16
212
leaves
【在 c**l 的大作中提到】
: The real reason I am overworked. The population of this country is 237
: million. 104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work.
: There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work. Of
: this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19
: million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 16
: .2 million to do the work. Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who
: work for State and City Governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the
: work. At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212
: ,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves
: just two people to do the work. You and me. And you're sitting at your
| c**l
发帖数: 324 | 3
Wow, the reason social security is getting bankruptcy?
【在 e***z 的大作中提到】
: It would be a better joke if numbers are real
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: 16
: 212
: leaves
| P*O
发帖数: 4324 | 4 较真,大前提就不对,retire =\= not work. | a******o
发帖数: 16625 | 5 这个笑话显然太老了吧，237M人口应该是70年代末吧。
【在 P*O 的大作中提到】
: 较真,大前提就不对,retire =\= not work.
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