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发帖数: 1292 | 1 【 以下文字转载自 EB23 讨论区 】
发信人: copperBull (铜牛), 信区: EB23
标 题: 狗日的民主党
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Dec 19 11:46:43 2010, 美东)
老墨绑架合法移民，合法移民的recapture死活不让过，搞dream act要单独占好处。
谁他妈以后投民主党的票，不得好死 | b**u
发帖数: 1206 | 2 ZZ from Yahoo:
I recently asked my friends' little girl what she wanted to be when she
grows up. She said she wanted to be President of the United States.
Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there.
So I asked her, "If you were President, what would be the first thing you
would do?"
She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.."
Her parents proudly beamed.
"Wow...what a worthy goal," I told her.
"But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that. Tell you what
- you can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my
driveway, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store
where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use
toward food and a new house." How about doing something wonderful like that?
She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the
eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and
you can just pay him the $50?"
I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party."
*Her parents still aren't speaking to me.* | n***p
发帖数: 7668 | 3 Good point.
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【在 b**u 的大作中提到】
: ZZ from Yahoo:
: I recently asked my friends' little girl what she wanted to be when she
: grows up. She said she wanted to be President of the United States.
: Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there.
: So I asked her, "If you were President, what would be the first thing you
: would do?"
: She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.."
: Her parents proudly beamed.
: "Wow...what a worthy goal," I told her.
: "But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that. Tell you what
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