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发帖数: 2299 | 1 Donald and Hillary Go Into A Bakery on the Campaign Trail.
As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts
them in her pocket.
She says to Donald, "See how clever I am?
The owner didn't see anything and I don't even need to lie.
I will definitely win the election."
The Donald says to Hillary, "That's the typical dishonesty you have
displayed throughout your entire life, trickery and deceit.
I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."
Donald goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I
will show you a magic trick."
Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry.
Trump swallows it and asks for another one.
The owner gives him another one.
Then Donald asks for a third pastry and eats that, too.
The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, "What did
you do with the pastries?"
Trump replies, "Look in Hillary's pocket"... | a****e
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发帖数: 2192 | 3 哈哈
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: Donald and Hillary Go Into A Bakery on the Campaign Trail.
: As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts
: them in her pocket.
: She says to Donald, "See how clever I am?
: The owner didn't see anything and I don't even need to lie.
: I will definitely win the election."
: The Donald says to Hillary, "That's the typical dishonesty you have
: displayed throughout your entire life, trickery and deceit.
: I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."
: Donald goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I
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发帖数: 1058 | 6 How about this one.
A teacher asked her 3rd grade class how many of them Democrat Party Clinton
fans were.
Not really knowing what a Clinton fan is, but wanting to be liked by the
teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be聽different ...
again.
Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not a Clinton fan."
The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a fan of Clinton?"
Johnny said, "Because I'm a Conservative."
The teacher asked him why he's a Conservative.
Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Conservative and my Dad's a
Conservative, so I'm a Conservative."
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom were a moron and
your dad were an idiot, what would that make you?"
With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me a Clinton fan." |
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