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x*****a
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A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was
flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the
car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego ?"
"Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"
"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My
problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to
the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep
them on the road all day. Could you p... 阅读全帖
g********d
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没看懂……

A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was
flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the
car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego ?"
"Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"
"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My
problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to
the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep
them on the road all day. Coul... 阅读全帖
w*********r
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MN很多。而且MN属于种族分离比较厉害的地方,在某些CITY或者NEIGHBORHOOD,能站一
大半。
Which states have the highest concentration of blondes girls?
http://www.city-data.com/forum/general-u-s/1050063-states-have-
Natural blondes? Probably Minnesota. Or somewhere around there.
Probably Minnesota. I saw more blondes there than anywhere in the U.S. It
could be as high as 35% in some places.
Minnesota. I married one.
^I agree! Minnesota and Wisconsin more of the 'natural' blondes.
Illinois has a decent amount of blonds. But i notice... 阅读全帖
P**5
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白皮猥琐男 nerd 操不上 blonde,就编排了很多 blonde很蠢的笑话。
猥琐男看看身边的猥琐女师妹,虽然面有菜色,但是智力比 blonde 强多了。强化了
blonde 更蠢的偏见,忽略了猥琐国女也是高考萃取出来的高智力人群。
从饲虎女看,普通国女跟 blonde差不多蠢。
这会推导出不政治正确的结论,女人(国女 N' blonde )很愚蠢。 然后会有左派/女
权 似是而非的反驳: 男人也有蠢货。
T**********e
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现在blonde也蹦达不了几年了吧,全球化以后都给各族人民拉去杂交了。
泥人不但体格壮实,平均身高竟然有1米65.当年出非洲的矮小黑祖宗一见到高大上的
blonde,都扑上去狂日,开始泥人还反外f,后来架不住一波又一波就灭绝了。
Researchers believe that darker skin and hair color came from the human gene
lines, where as genes yielding red or blonde hair and lighter skin
complexion came from Neanderthals. Perhaps that explains like regions such
as Scotland and Scandinavia where Neanderthals are believed to have survived
the longest have the highest rates of red or blond hair and fair skin.
http://www.dailyt... 阅读全帖
G*********r
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A man who'd just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive,
expertly tailored black suit.
The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the
body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit
he is already wearing.
The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best
in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the Blonde
mortician a blank check and says, 'I don't care what it costs, but please... 阅读全帖

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来自主题: Military版 - 染Blonde显然是给非blonde
染Blonde显然是给非blonde 白人准备的
小黄人一染 跟坨翔顶头上一样
小黄人就应该染一头绿

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来自主题: Military版 - 染Blonde显然是给非blonde
非blonde白人不会全部染成金的
就一部分 然后显得比较有层次


: 非blonde白人染金发也不好看,小黄人染上金发简直就成外星人了,还要被人嘲笑

k****n
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【 以下文字转载自 FleaMarket 讨论区 】
发信人: kinson (祸兮福之所倚), 信区: FleaMarket
标 题: [--]blonde, 请评评理,谢谢大家.
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Dec 22 01:18:22 2010, 美东)
12/18 blonde 发来信息, 1 nook wifi for $128, i paid the same day.
12/21 给label, express 2 LB
( i measured myself nook+usps express box about 1.8 LB)
=========================
护士说邮局挤,要求额外10刀。
我说 just drop off, no need receipt,
后来护士回来说,邮资不够,没有邮寄,并要求额外付15刀.
我说一分钱不多给,
他说甭想让我寄.
我说退钱还是留着自用,请斟酌.
他说退钱可以, -15 dollars.
最后小游医我忍痛接受"无理"和约。最终被返还了128-15=113dollars
555, 求众人评理.
=... 阅读全帖
c*****5
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来自主题: Dance版 - Are latin girls all turning blonde?
Haven't watched latin videos for a while and just noticed that there're so
many blonde now...Yulia, Joanna,
Christina, and even Melinda dyed her hair blonde! either a mushroom or bob
cut...somehow in my
memory latin girls are usually dark haired, while standard grils are blonde.
B*M
发帖数: 1418
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来自主题: Rock版 - 超女也普及了4non blonds
最起码张靓颖已经大力宣传了4non blonds得what's up。
昨晚上又温习了一遍4non blonds的整张专辑。觉得还是原唱好听呀,张靓颖的英文还是
要努力呀!!虽然她是英语系的,可还是不咋地。当然比起其他选手,靓颖就是矬子里拔将军了,赫赫。
4non-blonds原唱的声音更strong,而且非常具有张力,靓颖得很soft...
你们觉得呢?这有没有凉粉呀??
更正一下--ly不是在超女唱的这首歌,是她在pub歌手大赛的时候唱的。:P
x*****a
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The driver meant to send the two to zoo to stay, but the blond thought he
meant to take them to the to play and watch other animals.
BTW, blond and blonde 竟然都对!

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G*****n
发帖数: 3863
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白人金发小女孩遍地都是,哪里都有很多。只不过有好多到了十几岁头发颜色就开始慢
慢变了。变得幅度也不一样,一开始都是铂金色、粉红的草莓金色或者是亮红色,有的
人变成暗金,有的就完全变成Brunette了。我老婆现在是暗金色头发,但是我看她小时
候照片,头发是浅亮铂金色的。
所以说Blonde和后来变成Brunette的白妞,身体其它区别没有那么大,只是发色不同。
而白妞不只是因为头发吸引人,其它的特质,比如性感身材、眼睛的颜色、灵澈的五官
之类的,更重要。所以只要一染发,Blonde、Brunette之间性感样子随意转换,你都看
不出来。但是亚裔女,染成什么样的头发,一看身材、外表,永远都是亚裔的样子。
n******g
发帖数: 17225
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就是说阿,恰恰因为Blonde、Brunette之间性感样子随意转换,所以掩盖了成年以后的真
正的blonde很少的事实.
G*****n
发帖数: 3863
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可以随意转换,说明基因差别不大,外表别的差异也不大。所以真喜欢Blonde,找个
Brunette染的,和真Blonde没什么区别。但是找个Asian染的,区别就大了去了。
就像同一款跑车,颜色不一样而已。但是换个mini van,再怎么样的涂颜色也不同,因
为车型就不一样。
n******g
发帖数: 17225
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对,我接触过荷兰的blonde,也觉得还行.
主要是美国土产的blonde,很冷的感觉
r*****3
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一开始说Blonde智商低的基本是羡慕嫉妒恨的黑发猥琐女,可没用,Blonde女孩依然是
最受宠的女人。
a******n
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不全是blonde吧,只是一部分是。 论文中谈到的是尼人引入了更多的多样性。
"In Neanderthals, there was probably the whole range of hair colour we see
today in modern European populations, from dark to blond right through to
red," Dr Lalueza-Fox told the BBC News website.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7062415.stm
之前也有研究得出过尼人是红头发的,但后来被证明是实验员的DNA污染。 不过这
次得出的结论不同。
w********u
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我来了美国才发现加州黑墨三女比白女多,blonde和丑肥蠢不冲突,好看的blonde可遇
不可求
P**T
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来自主题: Military版 - 染Blonde显然是给非blonde
非blonde白人染金发也不好看,小黄人染上金发简直就成外星人了,还要被人嘲笑
P**T
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来自主题: Military版 - 染Blonde显然是给非blonde
感觉没有蓝眼的非blonde白人特别喜欢染金发,而棕发蓝眼的白人一般不会染金发,因
为比较自信

嘲笑

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来自主题: Military版 - 染Blonde显然是给非blonde
没有 我说他们会把头发染一部分
很多白人染了其实你看不出


: 感觉没有蓝眼的非blonde白人特别喜欢染金发,而棕发蓝眼的白人一般不会染金
发,因

: 为比较自信

: 嘲笑

l****z
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Let the Fun Begin: Bill Clinton Reportedly Has a New ‘Secret’ Buxom Blonde
Mistress
by Jammie via Jammie Wearing Fools
Well, let’s look at the upside: We’ve never has a First Husband caught
cheating on his wife, so if we’re stuck with the infirmed Hillary Clinton
as president we’ll at least have Slick Willie’s hijinx to keep us amused.
Bill Clinton reportedly has a buxom blond mistress who visits so often
when Hillary Clinton isn’t home in Chappaqua that the former president’s
Secret Service... 阅读全帖
a***e
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来自主题: Dance版 - Are latin girls all turning blonde?
yulia looks the best. i think she is naturally blond, i could be wrong, i
did see her in black hair in her earlier comp pics.
joanna's hair looks nice but it's been 10 years like that. watch her dance
with slavik when she was 19. she looked exactly the same as the current her.

bob
blonde.
p*******s
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来自主题: Fashion版 - 黑头发好还是blonde好?
亚洲人染blonde出来的效果是亚麻色,也就是很浅的棕色。最好是dark blonde,染的时
候停留在头上的时间不要太长,出来的效果很含蓄,尤其适合白皙的mm.
c**i
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来自主题: Fashion版 - Russians Sell Blond Hair
Andrew Kramer, For Russia’s Poor, Blond Hair Is Snippet of Gold; Women
wioth few economic options sell their hair for small sums. New York Times,
Nov. 21, 2010.
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/11/22/business/global/22blond.html?scp=1&sq=gold%20blond&st=cse
("Dark hair from India and China is more plentiful, but blond and other
light shades are valued for their relative scarcity and because they are
easier to dye to match almost any woman’s natural color.")
Note:
(a) Mosalsk
http://en.wikipedia.org/w... 阅读全帖
r*****e
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来自主题: WaterWorld版 - blond把头发染黑是什么心理?
不是dirty blonde是北欧的真正的blonde
但是故意染黑是啥意思
c*x
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来自主题: EnglishChat版 - three blondes :) (jokes)
Three blondes died in a car crash trying to jump the Grand
Canyon and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St Peter tells
them that they can enter the gates only if they can answer
one simple religious question.
The question posed by St. Peter is "What is Easter"?
The first blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy! It's the holiday
in November when everyone gets together, eats turkey and are
thankful..."
"Wrong!, you are not welcome here, I'm afraid. You must go
to the other place!" replies St. Peter. He
l*****v
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来自主题: EnglishChat版 - Blonde Alligator Hunting
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair
of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the
high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the
shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own
alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!" The
shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch
yourself
b*****d
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【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: nengneng (能能), 信区: Military
标 题: 我同学也娶了一个blonde chick (转载)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu May 29 14:20:08 2014, 美东)
发信人: Dreamer (不要问我从哪里来), 信区: Dreamer
标 题: 我同学也娶了一个blonde chick
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu May 29 00:47:26 2014, 美东)
他天生性格很阳光也很bold,所以我估计内心灰暗的那种不行。他个子不高但是长期健
身所以很fit很挺拔,所以天天坐电脑前撸管的不行。他英语很好口音很smooth跟本身
自信敢于开口说话有关,所以缺乏自信甚至自卑也不行。
他跟女的家人相处很好,女的妈妈天天叫他honey跟自己儿子似的,他也特别主动融入
美国文化,跟美国岳父打猎剥鹿做鹿肉汉堡。他老婆一直吃避孕套,从来不戴套。
K*****o
发帖数: 1609
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来自主题: Military版 - 老虎伍兹又找了个blonde
老虎种族歧视的一塌糊涂。所有的女人全是blonde.
T**********e
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来自主题: Military版 - 老虎伍兹又找了个blonde

老虎以前被爆的一大堆炮友也大部分blonde,没一个黑人,连有色人种都没有。
d*********2
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看地方, 纽约这里不少东欧裔区。
我娃班上好几个娃都是淡金, 比大农村的深色金还要少见一些的那种。
白人的孩子除了两个都是金发的。
blonde多了就不值钱了。 他们班上最hot的一个是个叫sofia的, 应该有西班牙血统。
虽然很白。
d*********2
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说起来, blonde主要好在腿上面。
很多索南还处着, 不懂欣赏点在哪里。
b******r
发帖数: 1619
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A pilot aboard the missing Malaysia Airlines flight once invited a pair of
pretty blonde Australian babes into the cockpit – from takeoff in Thailand
to landing in Kuala Lumpur, a shocking new report revealed Tuesday.
http://nypost.com/2014/03/11/co-pilot-of-missing-airliner-invit
n******g
发帖数: 17225
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来自主题: Military版 - blonde平均水平比亚女高太多了
一直感觉女人的等级就是blonde>=brunette>>亚女
d*****y
发帖数: 1365
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来自主题: Military版 - 其实最上品的女的不是blonde
是伊朗妹子,兼具东西方的优点。伊朗妹子皮肤的保值能力和亚洲人差不多,但是身材
和脸部轮廓又是白种人的特征。blonde过了三十皮肤就不灵了。少部分高种姓白皮肤的
印度妹子也属于这个类别
n******g
发帖数: 17225
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【 以下文字转载自 Dreamer 讨论区 】
发信人: Dreamer (不要问我从哪里来), 信区: Dreamer
标 题: 我同学也娶了一个blonde chick
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu May 29 00:47:26 2014, 美东)
他天生性格很阳光也很bold,所以我估计内心灰暗的那种不行。他个子不高但是长期健
身所以很fit很挺拔,所以天天坐电脑前撸管的不行。他英语很好口音很smooth跟本身
自信敢于开口说话有关,所以缺乏自信甚至自卑也不行。
他跟女的家人相处很好,女的妈妈天天叫他honey跟自己儿子似的,他也特别主动融入
美国文化,跟美国岳父打猎剥鹿做鹿肉汉堡。他老婆一直吃避孕套,从来不戴套。
N*X
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所以看不上索男
黑头发是IQ最高的,所以国女外发。
IQ是硬伤,赶紧给blonde治疗IQ去。
n******g
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这个话题同意你,看见blonde就有冲动
T**********e
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金发白肤很容易被杂交遮盖,有个推算blonde在近期多少年会消失,千万年以后也会成
为像泥人一样的传奇。
看墨黑对美国的快速占领,对理解泥人消失的过程是个启发。
d*******3
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楼主仇恨180cm,80kg blonde啊,
推测楼主是165cm 60kg,矮黑小
lol
T**********e
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blonde很容易产生混杂颜色,估计像现在北欧一样,泥人长期在欧洲适应出来的颜色应
该比较浅。非洲出来的人现代人祖宗是偏黑的。
v******r
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也有可能被同化了吧? 有没有可能现在的blonde就是同化的结果?
[在 TravisBickle (Travis) 的大作中提到:]

:【 在 Trotsky (列夫·达维多维奇·托洛茨基) 的大作中提到: 】
:...........
I******I
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这才是索男来美国读PHD的动力。
但是最后不少人还是去了企业。
http://www.guokr.com/post/702888/
说点题外话:我原本也是个一心向学的科研青年,在学术圈子里,工业界的人一向是为
研究人员鄙视的,而研究人员中,搞应用的又被搞理论的鄙视。这也算是个鄙视链。我
当年的梦想是到资本主义国家发SCI拿tenure找blonde,但最后还是来到了企业。来了
之后才发现,真正需要科技人员的地方反而没有科技人员。原来在自己实验室,要不是
个博士都不好意思和人打招呼,而在企业车间里,你只是个小硕人家就会用一种“哎呀
卧槽”的眼神看着你。企业的技术力量有时不足以突破一个具有极大经济效益的课题,
而此时大批的科研人才都在高校或者机构里做着一些不疼不痒的课题。有时真是令人扼
腕。
诚然,工业界的成就我想无论如何也是拿不了炸药奖。就阿维菌素来说,作为一个农、
兽、人三用的物质,阿维菌素的发现应该来说都具有深远的意义,值得一个诺贝尔奖。
但真正将其从云端拿下送入千万人们手中的改善人类福祉的,还是千千万万的企业家。
m*****t
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来自主题: Military版 - 笔尖上的电影_legally blonde (转载)
【 以下文字转载自 LeisureTime 讨论区 】
发信人: mynight (一束星光), 信区: LeisureTime
标 题: 笔尖上的电影_legally blonde
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Nov 14 16:09:17 2015, 美东)
Elle 是一个有才有貌的富家小姐,每天的生活就是花枝招展的跟姐妹淘们happy,她爱
上了身出名门的装逼大草包warner,满心欢喜等等着warner求婚,却被warner一脚飞踹
,Elle眼泪汪汪地问Warner,为什么为什么为什么,作为一名合格的草包,他给出了一
个踹人必备经典理由:我家里人估计要不喜欢你。Elle对此理由表示接受无能,她说,
"but everybody likes me". 可是姑娘,你都要被踹了,这句话已经不攻自破了好么?
失恋了的Elle 虽然痛苦,但依然不忘关心一下八卦杂志,于是,这么一条消息燃起了
她挽回warner的希望,草包兄,也就是草包的哥哥,要结婚了,对象是一个耶鲁毕业的
丑女,聪明的Elle立刻明白了问题所在,原来想做装逼世家的儿媳妇,没有名校光环是
不行的,仗着自己... 阅读全帖

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来自主题: Military版 - 这正宗美国blond
这正宗美国blond,说英文的口音都被中文带跑偏了。

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