y****t
发帖数: 10233 | 1 For this week, i am being kicked ass for fixing virus for the whole company
msblast
welchia
sobig
What's next....... Darn |
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D******e
发帖数: 1085 | 2 It goes well with the people who match this year.
Darn, darn, darn, no IV.
HaHaHa, IV LA!
Darn, darn, darn, Malignant!
Hahaha, California!
Darn, darn, darn. False Alarm!
Hahaha, Prematch!
Darn, darn, darn, 2nd False Alarm!
Hahaha, University IV!
darn, darn, darn, darn, darn, season is over?
Hahahahaha, ONE MORE!
Darn, darn, darn, how to cram 3 IVs in one trip.
hahahahahaha, Another one!
darn, darn, darn, darn, darn, taxi or bus.
HAHAHAHA, dress up!
Darn, darn, darn, darn, shirt or Blouse?
Hahah... 阅读全帖 |
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D******e
发帖数: 1085 | 3 2nd version.
Hahahahahaha. MatchLA.
darn, darn, darn, FanjiLiao, darn,...
Dont want to jinx you guys. Nobody ever did drop dead on the news, right? |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 4 Wisconsin School Punishes Christian Kid for Being a… Christian Kid
January 27, 2012 by Warner Todd Huston
Superintendent Todd Carlson of Shawano High School in Shawano, Wisconsin is
sorry a student observed his First Amendment rights and had his article
published in the school newspaper that denounces homosexuals adopting
children. And so Superintendent Carlson is making amends by punishing this
Christian kid for being so darn Christian. Superintendent Carlson has also
decided in his infinite wi... 阅读全帖 |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 5 By Kim Zigfeld
Watch out, Mr. and Mrs. America: Spanish celebrity chef José Andrés and
the New York Times are worried about what you have been eating, and they
intend to make you change your evil ways. Luckily for you, however, Andrés
is yet one more ignorant European, utterly clueless about American politics
and values, so his efforts will prove futile and helpless.
According to the NYT, Andrés "wonders why the most powerful country in the
world won't spend money to help the poor eat better." ... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1 | 6 darn bust？哈哈哈哈
“The darn bust was right there,” she said. “I was next to it. It was
being hidden by a guard. But why didn't you ask us? Why didn't you say, '
Where's the bust?'" |
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s***q
发帖数: 10585 | 7 只要是一辆车，都能找到一大堆歧义
ACURA
Always Catching Up, Rarely Ahead
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
A Car Usually Rarely Appreciates
AMC
Always Made Crap
Autos May Combust
AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
Always Under Diagnostic Inspection
Always Upside-down, Double Interest
Another Understated Dealer Incentive
A Used Dodge Incognito
BMW
Bob Marley and the Wailers
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Beautiful Models Wanted
Bavarian Manure Wagon
Biggest Metal Waste
Big Money... 阅读全帖 |
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r***r
发帖数: 175 | 8 Boycott what, Olympic? Is there a country called Olympic? Wait a sec, I know
where it is. It must be that dirty little crappy town I got my pipe beaten
off in Texas. I hated these Olympians.
Whatever you texas olympians say I go for it. Yeah, boycott them all from
selling us huma rights.
I boycotted Wal-Mart but went broke I now can’t even afford for buy me a
pair of underpans. They darn getting more and more expensive Made in China
stuff, all darn the same as costy as gas price. I olddy daddy b |
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r*c
发帖数: 16750 | 9 10:36: Global carriers supporting this new iPad will include AT&T, Verizon,
Rogers, Bell and Telus.
10:34: Schiller's showing off the different in speeds between 3G and 4G.
Photos load significantly quicker, as do videos.
10:33: Next-generation wireless! They're adding 4G LTE support.
10:33: 4th feature: voice dictation. Now there's aa new key at the bottom, a
microphone. Tap the button, dictate an email message, and it'll translate
that to text.
10:30: You can now take videos in 1080p.
10:29: S... 阅读全帖 |
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J*C
发帖数: 4579 | 10 記者陳浚錡／綜合報導
第1局就被「美國隊長」基特擊出陽春彈，金鶯隊台灣投手陳偉殷收到特殊的見面禮，
而後雖然他連續解決12名打者，但第6局出現亂流，加上隊友守備不捧場，使自己的大
聯盟首勝不翼而飛，《邁阿密先鋒報》形容，「殷仔」這場比賽，是「震撼開始，沉痛
結束」。
與德州遊騎兵隊達比修有相同，陳偉殷大聯盟初登板難免緊張，用24個球才解決這半局
，被史威許擊出二壘安打後才沉穩下來，連續解決12名打者，期間打線幫他打回4分，
使自己在5局結束時成為勝投候選人。
6局上陳偉殷體力來到臨界點，他仍奮力守住該半局，掉第2分後，原有機會以滾地球結
束該半局，沒想到三壘手雷諾斯(Mark Reynolds)出現要命掉漆失誤，第3、4分接踵而
至，無法在拿勝投，甚至還可能吞敗，總教練休瓦特(Buck Showalter)上場換投手，與
他擁抱時，這名前日職防禦率王臉色難免失望。
▲被換下場，陳偉殷臉色沉重。（圖／達志影像／美聯社）
「震撼開始，沉痛結束」，是《邁阿密先鋒報》所給陳偉殷大聯盟初登板的評語。該報
認為，在陳偉殷投球過程中，用「pretty darn well」，若白話一點，翻成中文就是「... 阅读全帖 |
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G*********o
发帖数: 49669 | 11 darn! At least you owe me a lapdance now!
太搞了
真的有印度小妞crush你了，细节请。
另外，clint总是少看一个字母
很准。
话说这几天公司给客户搞培训，对方要进军印度市场，老板莫名其妙地点名让我给他们
讲讲印度历史，我大怒，说你丫有毛病吧，印度和我天朝隔着世界屋脊呢。老板也大怒
，说公司就你丫一个亚洲人，你不讲谁讲？我说，我告你搞种族歧视，亚洲人多了去了
，没听说中国人认为和印度人是一个种的。老板哭了，说，余大爷，求你了，俺给你红
包行不。我说，看在美元的面子上，行。
于是准备了一下，昨天晚上上阵。台下清一色的白人，个个用怀疑地目光看着我。我一
想，不能给天朝丢面子，于是开始胡砍，从印度河早期文明开始，一路上吠砣，种姓，
印度教，亚历山大，孔雀王朝，到莫卧儿王朝，英帝国，国大党，甘地，尼赫鲁，印巴
分裂，扯到今天。足足讲了3个小时。
刚才老板找我开会，密谈。
boss: what have you done last night?
me (papa): what do you mean?
boss: well, a clint of ... 阅读全帖 |
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w*******y
发帖数: 60932 | 12 I found this pretty darn good deal as I was looking for a cheap video card.
It's only available for another 5 hours or so, so act quick!
Its the GIGABYTE GV-N210SL-1GI GeForce 210 1GB 64-bit DDR3 PCI Express 2.0
x16 HDCP Ready Low Profile Ready Video Card - Link:
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16814125402
This card is far superior than the 256MB cards that are typically priced at
$10 AR. So this is a pretty darn good deal.
Apply coupon code for $7 off - EMCYTZT1269
The rebat... 阅读全帖 |
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s*****r
发帖数: 1032 | 13 如果你没看过的话
http://www.joke-archives.com/oddsends/diaryofasnowshoveler.html
Diary of a Snow Shoveler
December 8: 6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season
and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window
watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a
Grandma Moses Print. So romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I love
snow!
December 9: We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow
covering every inch of the landscape. What a fanta... 阅读全帖 |
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g*********r
发帖数: 9366 | 14 侵吞艺术界资金和资源
gee, what a darn creativity |
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c**i
发帖数: 6973 | 15 (1)
(a) William Wan, China’s Anti-Smoking Activists Try a New Argument: That It
’s Bad for the Economy. Washington Post, June 26, 2011
http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/asia-pacific/chinas-anti-
smoking-activists-try-a-new-argument-that-its-bad-for-the-
economy/2011/06/22/AGR0UgmH_story.html?sub=AR
("A month later [after ban on public smoking], the ban has had little, if
any, effect. * * * The main reason so few take China’s campaign against
cigarettes seriously: The very government promising ... 阅读全帖 |
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p********k
发帖数: 72 | 16 Agree. No one gives a darn about the retard that wrote the article. What
can you do to Teresa, my dear author? Dig her out of the grave or poke your
own eardrum? Come on, let's have some action, smart ass. |
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m******c
发帖数: 830 | 17 The translation is pretty darn good. |
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w**t
发帖数: 3247 | 18 Can't restart, I am running simulation on this darn machine. |
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w****j
发帖数: 5581 | 19 Darn,Leaving Las Vegas这片子misleading啊。 |
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c*****1
发帖数: 3240 | 20 ☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
genghishan (大汉) 于 (Mon Feb 15 17:41:19 2010, 美东) 提到:
欧洲=古希腊，文明古国，内部基本同宗的城邦（英法德等日耳曼人后裔建立的国家）
争斗不休。
美国=古罗马，发迹于西部（罗马之于希腊，美国之于欧洲）落后的文明的角落，凭借
超群的军事能力，吃苦耐劳的百姓，坚韧不拔的公民兵以及优越的自然地理环境后来居
上，先征服当地部落（印第安人）和驱除外部凯尔特人，希腊人，迦太基人势力（美国
击败英国殖民，驱逐北美大陆上，西班牙，法国，荷兰等国家的势力）统一意大利半岛
。在二次大战里面彻底击败纳粹德国，取代大英帝国成为世界霸主（罗马击败皮尔斯王，彻底征服意大利南部希腊人移民城市;罗马在Battle of Pydna里面，决定性的击垮马其顿王和证明罗马中队战阵对希腊重步兵方阵的优势，彻底征服希腊本土）。
罗马现在像第二次布诺战争结束（前苏联=迦太基）后，基本成为世界独大，但是带来的后果就是中产阶级在廉价的奴隶劳动力（made in China, Mexican il... 阅读全帖 |
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L******g
发帖数: 34 | 21 Darn...how about this one then:
天灾难避死何诉，
主席唤，总理呼，
党疼国爱，
声声入废墟。
十三亿人共一哭，
纵做鬼，
也幸福。
语出山东作协副主席王兆山《江城子 · 废墟下的自述》；感恩
感得稀里哗啦的。 |
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f*****d
发帖数: 375 | 22 darn...忘了这个了。。。laoafei算你狠。。。 |
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s*********8
发帖数: 901 | 23 Foreclosure Fraud: 6 Things You Need To Know About The Crisis That Could
Potentially Rip The U.S. Economy To Shreds
The foreclosure fraud crisis seems to escalate with each passing now. It is
being reported that all 50 U.S. states have launched a joint investigation
into alleged fraud in the mortgage industry. This is a huge story that is
not going to go away any time soon. The truth is that it would be hard to
understate the amount of fraud that has gone on in the U.S. mortgage
industry, and... 阅读全帖 |
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a****1
发帖数: 654 | 25 Yahoo Comments:
I say we just nuke the entire area and start from the bottom.
Who ever surives can do what they what with the area but we get the oil.
Artyom
I and many of my american friends feel deep regret for all of the
atrocities the american gov and american people have done. money is the
least we could give
Karen 42 seconds ago Report Abuse
We don't owe them a darned thing! They should be paying us for getting rid
of Hussein. Oh wait, they sent him to the U,S, Dam! |
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e****a
发帖数: 4783 | 26 darn it，那我们要在美国搞茉莉花，抗议美国政府，就只能买 chicken nugget 了？ |
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s*****r
发帖数: 11545 | 27 Most likely she also offered him a job... because he is so darn handsome. |
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M4
发帖数: 391 | 28 darn, God damn TG. they are using plastic boxes. don't you know those are
white trash? |
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w*********g
发帖数: 30882 | 29 平井宪夫揭示日本核电业惊天内幕——素人造核电，豆腐渣工程
作者：蜀中行 更新时间：2011-3-16
设施配管1级技士平井宪夫(1997年1月因癌症逝世)生前的最后吶喊。
/来自中华网社区 club.china.com/
/来自中华网社区 club.china.com/
关于平井宪夫：
1997年1月逝世。设施配管1级技士，核电事故调查国民会议顾问，核电劳工救济中
心代表，北陆电力志贺核电厂停止诉讼原告特别辅佐人，东北电力女川核电停止诉讼原
告特别辅佐人，福岛二号核电厂三号机运转停止诉讼原告证人。「核电劳工救济中心代
表」在他仙逝后，因后继无人关闭
"我不是反核运动家。这20年来，我一直在核电厂工作。社会上有听不完的拥核反
核理论，但我只想在这里告诉大家：「所谓的核电厂是这样一回事。」大部份的人都不
知道核电内部的实际情形。希望大家有耐心把这篇文章读完。所谓核电，跟各位所想的
或许有点出入。在那里，每天都有遭受放射线污染的工人，以及严重的岐视产生。
我的专长，是负责大型化学工场的内部配管施工与维修。快30岁时，日本掀起了一
阵核电建设的... 阅读全帖 |
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n*****k
发帖数: 123 | 30 【 以下文字转载自 Joke 讨论区 】
发信人: nethook (沉迷网事), 信区: Joke
标 题: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Mar 29 20:52:27 2011, 美东)
转自Yahoo.
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because gosh-darn it, he's a
maverick!
JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he
recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the
chickens on the other side of the road.
HILLARY: When I was First Lady, I personally helped t... 阅读全帖 |
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c**i
发帖数: 6973 | 31 (1) David Pierson, Pork Shortage Hurting Chinese Economy. Los Angeles Times,
Sept 9, 2011.
http://articles.latimes.com/2011/sep/09
/business/la-fi-china-pork-lovers-20110910
Quote:
"Basic stir-fry [pork] meat costs about $2.50 per pound, or about one-sixth
a laborer's daily wage.
"China, by far the world's biggest producer of pork, is home to about half
the world's porcine population with 460 million pigs. That's about seven
times more than the United States, the second-largest producer. But it ... 阅读全帖 |
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x*****u
发帖数: 6559 | 32 女童遭碾我们不应该blame政府
女童遭碾我们不应该blame社会
女童遭碾我们不应该blame家长
女童遭碾我们不应该blame路人
女童遭碾我们应该blame......
Canada!!!!
Sheila: Time's have changed
Our kids are kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!
Sharon: Should we blame the government?
Liane: Or blame society?
Dads: Or should we blame the images on TV?
Sheila: NO, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their beady little eyes
And flappin heads so full of lies
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila... 阅读全帖 |
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p******u
发帖数: 14642 | 33 租电影看呗
Top Grossing animal movies (other than dog) of all time
King Kong (2005) (Gorilla) - $218,051,260
Free Willy (1993) (killer whale) - $77,698,625
March of the Penguins (2005) (penguin) - $77,437,223
The Black Stallion (1979) (horse) - $37,799,643
Dreamer: Inspired by a True Story (2005) (horse) - $32,751,093
The Bear (1988) (bear) - $31,753,898
Free Willy 2: The Adventure Home (1995) (killer whale) - $30,077,111
Fly Away Home (1996) (geese) - $25,143,818
... 阅读全帖 |
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F*********n
发帖数: 2914 | 34 这是yahoo上的新闻标题
This Chinese Computer CEO Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/chinese-computer-ceo-restore-fait
Bonuses make up a huge part of executive pay in the United States, and
though Chinese incentive structures are different, the same is true there.
The CEO of Lenovo (LNGVY), a major Chinese computer parts maker, has found a
pretty darn nice way to spend his.
Yang Yuanqing took in a $3 million bonus after the company reported a
massive 73% jump in profits in t... 阅读全帖 |
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r******o
发帖数: 1530 | 36 you need to calculate price vs. income ratio,
I'm pretty darn sure that ratio, even for NYC, is lower than BS (Beijing,
Shanghai).
Reason is simple, those condos have variable cost(property tax, common, city
tax, etc.) that is not part of the selling price, if factoring in those and
condo price on Manhattan essentially doubles, my guess is after that they
are very comparable to BS. |
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T**********e
发帖数: 29576 | 38 这小哥发现一老黑闯进房子里, 直接抓了把日本武士刀斜劈下去,老黑当场死亡, 后来
这学生没被起诉. 可惜老黑刚从监狱里放出来没两天.
Sword Fatal To Intruder
Jhu Student Uses Samurai Weapon
Charges Uncertain
September 16, 2009
Hours earlier, someone had broken into John Pontolillo's house and taken two
laptops and a video-game console. Now it was past midnight, and he heard
noises coming from the garage out back.
The Johns Hopkins University undergraduate didn't run. He didn't call the
police. He grabbed his samurai sword.
With the 3- to 5-foot-long, razor-shar... 阅读全帖 |
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q********n
发帖数: 792 | 39 I do not give a darn to a 17 year old married to a 43 year old. |
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w*******y
发帖数: 582 | 40 17配43有什么特别吗？
不如你详细说说，题目就叫：为什么17配43不值一darn？
我告诉你，不管你承不承认，你都是在扯淡，而且是低水平，无趣味的扯淡，扯得寡淡
你要多学习，菌斑上有贺左，缝起，以及多位国家领导人，都是值得你学习的id |
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o**********e
发帖数: 18403 | 41 The kid gets to say whatever he darn wants. The parents
should sue Disney/ABC for child abuse for airing this episode. |
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s******s
发帖数: 1793 | 42 贴一些牛B评论:
dennis 4 minutes ago
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guess we were not the aggressor invading Iraq?
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Terex 8 minutes ago
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The next thing you will see is darn haze over the entire pacific from the
fried rice stalls.
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bluelagoon 8 minutes ago
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China already paid Michelle Obama for every thing they will do when she
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b********n
发帖数: 38600 | 43 Agreed! I hate to admit it, but I've seen some absolutely brilliant moves by
computer programmers who where laid off who before doing so put what I call
a "time bomb" in their programs. I got stuck "inheriting" their code and
had to figure it out and it took months and months to do so. Learned a lot
in the process though! Time bombs are not computer bugs or viruses or
anything like that which could get you in big trouble.... but this is what
they did:
1. Write all your code in complicated ways t... 阅读全帖 |
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d**0
发帖数: 660 | 44 http://www.autoblog.com/2016/06/16/woman-20-years-export-f-35-f-22-engines-china/#conversation
j2bin
1 Day Ago
Do what China does to spies -- give the culprit the maximum, death or a life
sentence!
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djk
djk
1 Day Ago
Why 20 years...I say hang her. TRAITOR
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kelvin
kelvin
1 Day Ago
@djk
burnn the fker to death
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Vi Boss
Vi Boss
1 Day Ago
20 years? Why not execute this chinese rat like we did with the russian
spies?
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FOXSUX
FOXSUX
1 Day Ago
If China thinks ... 阅读全帖 |
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l*y
发帖数: 21010 | 46 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s59rx_VBCY8
One of those fucking awful black days
When nothing is pleasing and everything that happens
Is an excuse for anger
An outlet for emotions stockpiled, an arsenal, an armour
These are the days when I hate the world
Hate the rich, hate the happy
Hate the complacent, the TV watchers
Beer drinkers, the satisfied ones
Because I know I can be all of those little hateful things
And then I hate myself for realizing that
There's no preventative, directive or safe ... 阅读全帖 |
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p********m
发帖数: 195 | 48 haha
darn it
from now on, this notorious bama will fight a losing battle...actually many
losing battles. |
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