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p******u
发帖数: 14642
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来自主题: Military版 - "我记错了",英文怎么说?
had a brain fart
c***c
发帖数: 21374
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来自主题: Military版 - 同志们,情人节到了,我说几点:
你们懂个fart
重庆的事情到底会如何,你们把我上面写的三点看明白就知道了
l******j
发帖数: 1728
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闲话少说,目前各位诸葛先知的解释不外乎基于薄、王反目的假设。但本屁民实在觉得
难以置信, 所以忍不住来发特(fart)一下自己的解读。
本屁民认为此事件是一场薄、王演的苦肉计,为的是震慑薄的政治对手,而王在此充当
了黄盖的角色,实乃舍身救主而已。
首先王进入美使馆,对北京高层隔空喊话:“我这可有xxx的材料,老美都知道了,可
就不好玩了。别欺人太甚!”当然,这种事薄是万万不能作的,只能由王这种人来干。
待高层来追究,薄一脸的无辜:这不,我都派了市长加上六七十两警车去抓他了。
其实,抓一个王立军,用的着这么兴师动众?明显是给人看的吗!薄要是真要动王立军
,监视王立军,王如何能从重庆自驾游到成都的美国使馆?那样不是薄熙来饭桶,就是
他手下是一群废物,这明显不太可能。
那为啥薄要出此下策?推测是对手已经图穷匕见了,如不行动可能大势将去。所以此役
过后,右派大佬及其喉舌、美领馆一片噤声, 应该是领头大哥们正在商量对策/讨价还
价;而薄断臂求生,却还是可以去面色凝重地喂鸟。
如何证实本屁民的推测?耐心等待,看十八大后常委里是否有薄,而少了那个谁谁。
再声明一下,本屁民敬重王立军。在妖魔盛行的中国... 阅读全帖
c******o
发帖数: 4751
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来自主题: Military版 - 昨天给合肥的一个长辈打电话
LOL, oh really, then why u just commented on other IDs and said those IDs are
BT?
U did that first, don't give me this double standards shit here, ok?
if u r really 17 years old, think about that girl ur age, think about if ur
face got burned like that ok?
just like u said, stop farting
z*******3
发帖数: 704
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Without political reform, these reforms are just CCP's FART.
c******o
发帖数: 4751
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my brain farted, it happens, forgive me la
c******o
发帖数: 4751
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my brain farted, it happens, forgive me la
M****7
发帖数: 2334
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来自主题: Military版 - TG未来预测
蒋经国 is nothing better than stinky fart.
If Mao is a pine tree, Deng a willow tree, 蒋经国 is a weed at most.
h**********c
发帖数: 4120
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Can the patatoes feed horse or some ho like creature?
So we can collect the menthane they fart.
z*******3
发帖数: 704
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来自主题: Military版 - 印度的GDP看来真是吹出来的
If judged by the performance of stock markets, which is assumed the
indicator of the economic growth, in both countries, india's chicken's fart
is far more believable than that made up by CCP's "penetrate chick agency".
z*******3
发帖数: 704
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sb.
you have no any sense what "penetrate chick bureau" or "chicken's fart"
means.
you thought you can find truth in CCP's pu-c, did not you?

18.
z*******3
发帖数: 704
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来自主题: Military版 - 西方对中国运动员抹黑心态可悲
I rather to be a 抹黑ed winner than a sympathized loser.
If you keep being a winner and excelling in many areas, the farts and
barking will automatically disappear.
You gotta give the loser some time to swallow their defeats.
u****q
发帖数: 24345
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来自主题: Military版 - 罗姆尼肿么了
Had a wet fart.
s**x
发帖数: 7506
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来自主题: Military版 - 为什么禁枪这么难?
it is all because the stupid 2nd amendment.
what is firearm? it is totally different now than in 200 years ago.
200 years ago, a firearm probably less powerful than a 爆竹 today or even a
fart from some fat people.
谈禁枪, 政客们出力不讨好, 所以现在根本都懒得谈了。
l******t
发帖数: 55733
w*********r
发帖数: 42116
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来自主题: Military版 - FBIv5: 藏污纳垢 情色信息满天飞
放屁、打嗝、失眠,fart, burp, insomnia
q******s
发帖数: 7469
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来自主题: Military版 - 对白人男友的兴趣减少了 (转载)
body odor could smell manly. fart can never smell "manly"
t*******g
发帖数: 1518
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来自主题: Military版 - 关于泡沫我说句话
just fart.
b*******n
发帖数: 5065
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来自主题: Military版 - 所谓抬高张戏子

I never give it a damn fart!
l**p
发帖数: 6080
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wuhan u/hua ke u is like fart in 90s
hehe
s*****r
发帖数: 11545
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来自主题: Military版 - I admire Wendy Deng
If the old fart was attracted to her due to her language skill, he would
have screwed a British chick.
l*******1
发帖数: 61
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来自主题: Military版 - 衡水中学太变态了...
farting! we were never never trained for exams and Olympics this is 20 yrs
accumulation.We were truly learning by interest.
D*******o
发帖数: 3229
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来自主题: Military版 - 衡水中学太变态了...
支持!我们既然没法和别人拼爹,就只能自己拼命了。
发信人: lomax2011 (lomax), 信区: Military
标 题: Re: 衡水中学太变态了...
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Jun 26 12:07:30 2013, 美东)
farting! we were never never trained for exams and Olympics this is 20 yrs
accumulation.We were truly learning by interest.
l*****7
发帖数: 8463
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来自主题: Military版 - 这个 "忧忧国愁" 放的是什么屁?
这个忧忧国愁放的是什么屁?
1. 以前, 他钦佩马娘娘。
2. 现在, 他又为美帝歌唱。
Sounds like USA is China's little puppy:-(
Here are some quotes from his farting with link below:
"这两天基辛格在华也是推动对于打老虎的推进工作"
"犹太势力的能量越来越弱,从斯诺登的事情的演变就看出来了"
"阿富汗最近几个月是军事力量交接的过程,博弈会比较激烈,美国会把军事权交接给
中国"
"最近美国驻华大使骆家辉访问西藏就是为了稳定西藏局势,因为西藏问题前面美国中
情局也有介入(犹太势力以前通过达赖操控了西藏问题,当时犹太势力对于中情局控制
力比较强,奥巴马上台后对于犹太势力在中情局的体系进行了清理),所以在中美大合
作的局面下,骆家辉这次去西藏的目的是为了稳定西藏局势"
"这个也是为什么最近基辛格泡在中国的原因,他要尽快推动这个局势的发展,中国打
掉大老虎后,其他老虎才会乖才会彻底听话,"
http://bbs.wenxuecity.com/currentevent/554971.html
国内... 阅读全帖
s**r
发帖数: 261
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【 以下文字转载自 WaterWorld 讨论区 】
发信人: sumr (sumr), 信区: WaterWorld
标 题: Re: 回复楼下的,被人骂了chink ?姐教几句骂人俚语
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Jul 19 14:14:49 2013, 美东)
asshole是非常有效的,
白老头就用old fart, 就是老屁,女人大家都知道骂什么。美国很坏的白老头特别特
别多。
白人年轻人就说一句pathetic或者loser,在低收入像bestbuy这些地方对中国人很坏的
白年轻人很多,你说他pathetic他马上会气疯掉。
其它white trash应该是能马上想到的。
要充分利用美国骂人不犯法这一条,但是不能用手指指着对方。
Z********n
发帖数: 796
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s*****r
发帖数: 11545
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来自主题: Military版 - Prince Bill looks like an old fart!
Can't believe... why does he look so old? Does he work too hard?
S*****n
发帖数: 4185
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来自主题: Military版 - 哈哈,先帝当年也没怎么狂吧?
would my farts be minty fresh...
M*****t
发帖数: 1842
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fart,政府早就禁止了,魔门自己也没有这么高,
事实上现在有一夫多妻的个例,但是应该是偏远地区的边缘人群才有的例子。
w********9
发帖数: 8613
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来自主题: Military版 - 惊讶于德国人的英语能力
这是Shorter Oxford American English Dictionary第五版列出的与德语或者日耳曼语
相关的英语词根或词汇。
-at, suffix2. + -dom, suffix. + -ed, suffix1. + -ed, suffix2. + -en, suffix1
+ -en, suffix2 + -en, suffix5 + -en, suffix6 + -er, suffix1. + -er, suffix3
. + -er, suffix5. + -est, suffix1. + -est, suffix2. + -et, suffix2. + -eth,
suffix1. + -hood, suffix. + -ing, suffix1. + -ing, suffix3. + -ish, suffix1.
+ -kin, suffix. + -le, suffix1 + -le, suffix3 + -less, suffix. + -ling,
suffix1. + -ling, suffix2 + -ly, suffix1. + -ly, s... 阅读全帖
s*****r
发帖数: 11545
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Even an attorney can fart like this... no wonder nobody gives the law a
damned shit.
s*****r
发帖数: 11545
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Many Americans support this ridiculous argument, especially those uneducated
old farts who can't think. Those who will need and benefit from ObamaCare,
and those who are enjoying or relying on social programs similar to
ObamaCare oppose ObamaCare most fiercely. This is a strange world.
k******1
发帖数: 2883
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来自主题: Military版 - 马屁一词怎么来的
horse fart
C****t
发帖数: 3813
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来自主题: Military版 - 毛时代就是现在的朝鲜
Fart, there were internet when chairman Mao was alive? There were many
street mistresses at Mao' era? Dhabi
a******4
发帖数: 209
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来自主题: Military版 - 真诚求建议,身处绝境 (转载)
The odor comes from my pore and sweat, not really come from my fart gas...
m**********2
发帖数: 6568
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来自主题: Military版 - 美国也有打油诗 (转载)
Here I sit
Broken-hearted.
Trying to shit,
Only farted.
---厕所打油诗
t****v
发帖数: 9235
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来自主题: Military版 - 陳日君樞機 感謝您
基督徒是最邪恶的
一切宗教都是反人性
包括这个old fart
是不是死前还幻想政教合一
l******t
发帖数: 55733
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fuck ppl,fart ppl,poor ppl,swag ppl,dick ppl,moron ppl
C****t
发帖数: 3813
C****t
发帖数: 3813
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来自主题: Military版 - 还记得罗姆尼的著名的47%吗?
Fart. Foxnews says 47% of people. Romney says 47% of people. Wtf do u get
household
t*******y
发帖数: 21396
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你这话说得和Fart一样。
俄毛咋不给老蒋奠定工业基础?美玲B都送上了,美国咋不给中国奠定工业基础?好歹
日本人还在东北殖民地造几个厂,美国公司不合作了民国咋再也造不出官府号?就算果
粉被果粉认为最简单,最不屑的”几十年不变的拷贝”,也拷贝不出来?
x****u
发帖数: 12955
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Not really, I only farted you out.
c*******d
发帖数: 1283
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来自主题: Military版 - 来比比看谁杀人最多
go eat ur mom's fart.
c*****g
发帖数: 21627
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左派,
你上过霉国的大学吗?
不要以为霉国的大学都是身材苗条hot的白妞穿着bikini在campus里面漫步
更多100倍的可能性是,
一个超过200磅的白女中的肥婆,戴着眼镜,穿着特别中性化的hoodie
,坐在教室你前面一排,一边嚼着口香糖,一边和同学发着txt msg,一边fart
D**S
发帖数: 24887
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来自主题: Military版 - 屁精的娇傲就像大粪癖患者
Are you using the damn photo to say that you are farting embarassing even
yourself?
w*****s
发帖数: 2896
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非法叫成"Undocumented",这只是其中的一个了.左逼在这方面很有创意,请看:
Cheating(作弊),应该用cooperative assignment (合作做作业)。
Fart(放屁),应该用ecologically incorrect expression(生态不正确的表现)。
Garbage collector(垃圾工,清洁工),应该用sanitation engineer(环卫工程师)。
Mugging(抢劫),应该用unforeseen funding of underclass(意料之外的下层阶级
的筹资)。
Murderer(凶手),应该用termination specialist(终极专家)。
Poor(贫穷),应该用economically marginalized (经济上边缘化)。
Prisoner(囚犯),应该用client of the correctional system(改造系统的客户)。
Sex(性交),应该用cooperative physical fitness(合作体育健身)。
Shoplifter (商店小偷),应该用cost-... 阅读全帖
c****n
发帖数: 4129
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a white trash!
a nasty old fart!
C****t
发帖数: 3813
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来自主题: Military版 - 尼玛, 去年退回的州税
fart.
a****e
发帖数: 1840
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fart
h******n
发帖数: 3599
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【 以下文字转载自 Automobile 讨论区 】
发信人: hutuxian (南刀北猫东奇西虎), 信区: Automobile
标 题: Ford车喜欢以F打头,什么Fusion, focus, freestyle, festiva
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Apr 1 20:13:13 2015, 美东)
ford falcon, five hundred, F150, FXXX,
现在就差fart 和 fvck了,
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