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l****z
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来自主题: WaterWorld版 - Gay Parents More Likely to Have Gay Kids
一项对同性恋人群的研究发现,女同性恋父母的子女中58%是同性恋,男同性恋子女是
33%,异性恋父母子女是5-10%;欢迎同性恋的社区里同性恋比例高89%
http://www.aolnews.com/2010/10/17/study-gay-parents-more-likely
Study: Gay Parents More Likely to Have Gay Kids
Oct 17, 2010 – 4:14 PM
Paul Kix Contributor
(Oct. 17) -- Walter Schumm knows what he's about to do is unpopular: publish
a study arguing that gay parents are more likely to raise gay children than
straight parents. But the Kansas State University family studies professor
has a detailed analysis that past almos... 阅读全帖
P*****t
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Why Is The Penis Shaped Like That? (EXCERPT)
Excerpted from "WHY IS THE PENIS SHAPED LIKE THAT? …And Other Reflections
on Being Human" by Jesse Bering. Published July 7th by Scientific American/
Farrar, Straus and Giroux, LLC. Copyright © 2012 by Jesse Bering. All
rights reserved.
If you’ve ever had a good long look at the human phallus, whether yours or
someone else’s, you’ve probably scratched your head over its peculiar
shape.
Let’s face it: it’s not the most intuitively configured appen... 阅读全帖
m********7
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来自主题: Piebridge版 - Where can i find a girl like this????
Smart
Has a pair (not physically, u know)
Sarcastic
Sweet
Um... A girlie tomboy, if that makes sense
Wild
Mature
NOT a sl ut
Likes cars
Likes sports
Likes Politics
energetic.. like outdoors/traveling
not ditsy but not overbearingly intelligent
fun
(if she drinks, drinks hard stuff)
Where can i find a girl like that.
Aint none of them where i live.
Y**********n
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来自主题: Piebridge版 - Love like
When you feel true love for another, the love you have is not your own, but
it is God expressing through you. You may feel anger, hurt and resentment
because of your expectation of how that person should treat you. But when
all those expectations and requirements are gone, what is left is the pure
unconditional love that is always present beneath it all. Everything else is
just meant for you to discover where you are being conditional and limited
in your heart. But when you let go, you can love ... 阅读全帖
S**********u
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来自主题: LoveNLust版 - Someone Like You 你的备胎
Adele的歌, 一个网友翻译的,堂主略微改动。
这首歌越听越有味道。
I heard, that your settled down.
听说 你心有所属
That you, found a girl and your married now.
你遇到了她,即将步入婚姻殿堂
I heard that your dreams came true.
听说你美梦成真
Guess she gave you things, I didn't give to you.
看起来与我相比,勇于尝试更多的体位
Old friend, why are you so shy?
老朋友,你为毛害羞
It ain't like you to hold back or hide from the lie.
遮遮掩掩,欲盖弥彰,这不像你啊
I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited.
我讨厌别的女孩出现在本应是我分享的生活
But I couldn't stay away, I couldn't fight it.
但是我无法逃避,无法抗拒
I'd hoped you'd... 阅读全帖
o*****e
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来自主题: Thoughts版 - to love or to like
IMHO, love is like very very much (love is a type of like). "If there is this
crucial element", it is "very very much".
How much is very very much? It's a fuzzy logic question. So it is hard to draw
a line between love and non-love like, just like a line between baldness and
no baldness.
More serious, I would like to say that the crucial element is whether you look
the object of your favour as a part of you.
art,
these
element(s)
"to
line
be?
voices
i********a
发帖数: 186
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来自主题: TJU版 - [转载] I like Chinese
【 以下文字转载自 Music 讨论区 】
【 原文由 BullWolf 所发表 】
http://www.mwscomp.com/sounds/mp3/chinese.mp3
I Like Chinese
(spoken)
The world today is absolutely crackers.
With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.
There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.
It's depressing, and it's senseless, and that's why...
(singing)
I like chinese,
I like chinese,
They only come up to you knees,
Yet they're always friendly and they're ready to to please.
I like chinese,
I like chinese,
There's nine hundred million of t
n********a
发帖数: 68
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来自主题: Database版 - MS SQL = or like?
It matters not which one performs better or which one is standard.
The only thing that matters is correctness.
If the question you query is trying to answer requires LIKE,
by all means, use LIKE, and forget about the performance.
Performance will only come to play when = or like will provide
the SAME CORRECT answer.
As fryking mentioned, if you know the exact string, use =.
LIKE will be the wrong answer.
It seems unlikely to me where = or like will be equivalent
and provide the same correct answ
f********m
发帖数: 8397
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Solara, hell yes!
http://www.autoblog.com/2010/10/18/study-what-vehicles-get-the-most-
speeding-tickets-youll-be-su/
Study: What vehicles get the most speeding tickets? You'll be
surprised...
by Zach Bowman (RSS feed) on Oct 18th 2010 at 7:02PM
Quality Planning has just released its findings on which vehicles are
more likely to snag their drivers a speeding ticket and who's likely to
be behind the wheel when the blue lights come on. Surprisingly enough,
the auto insurance analyst's list isn't do... 阅读全帖
w*******y
发帖数: 60932
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Like Hotels.com on Facebook:
http://www.facebook.com/hotelsdotcom#!/hotelsdotcom?v=app_11007
#!/hotelsdotcom?v=app_11007063052" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" onclick="_
gaq.push(['_trackEvent', 'thread', 'click', '2553861 - 10-off-hotels.com-
coupon-or-better-with-facebook-like']);">Facebook [Facebook:
http://www.facebook.com/hotelsdotcom#!/hotelsdotcom?v=app_11007
#!/hotelsdotcom?v=app_11007063052" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" onclick="_
gaq.push(['_trackEvent', 'thread', 'click', '2553861 -... 阅读全帖
w*******y
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This could turn out to being a very good deal. THIS DEAL IS NOT LIVE YET.
EA Flash deals have been a big hit on but this one will take some work to
become live.
Instructions:
1) Go here: Link:
http://www.facebook.com/eaflashdeals
2) You have to "Like" EA Flash Deals (to be able to "Like" there videos)
3) Vote ("Like" either or both videos titled "Your Mom Hates Dead Space 2..
.."
4) First video to recieve 1,000 likes will activate the EA Flash deal for 75
% off.
The videos are really funny. I ... 阅读全帖
w*******y
发帖数: 60932
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Today's deal is FIFA 11 + free shipping (US only) but the discount will be
decided by the number of page likes we have at 6 PM PDT today:
143,500 page likes - 40% off
143,800 page likes - 50% off
144,000 page likes - 60% off
...
Recruit your friends to like the page and get a higher discount!
I will calculate and link the prices soon.
xt
发帖数: 17532
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来自主题: Military版 - Stuff White People Like
这是一本即将出版的新书,是个在加州的加拿大白人
写的,很有意思。
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com
里面有个很长的list,写了他们喜欢什么,比如这个:
#117 Political Prisoners
For the most part, this list has offered ways to befriend white people one
at a time. However, if you want to befriend a large number of white people
at the same time, the easiest way to do it is to go to jail for political
reasons.
White people love political prisoners because they are individuals who have
been locked up because their beliefs or their presence stands in defiance... 阅读全帖
x*********g
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http://finance.yahoo.com/news/Japan-quaketsunami-death-toll-apf
Japan quake-tsunami death toll likely over 10,000
Death toll in Japan quake-tsunami likely to top 10,000; millions without
water, power
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Minamisanriku town is submerged after Friday's strong earthquake-triggered
tsunami in Miyagi prefecture, northern Japan, Saturday, March 12, 2011. (AP
Photo/Kyodo News) MANDATORY CREDIT, NO LICENSING ALLOWED IN CHINA, HONG KONG
, JAPAN... 阅读全帖
D*********t
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来自主题: Military版 - I like this comment (转载)
【 以下文字转载自 Stock 讨论区 】
发信人: DADofBuffet (老宋), 信区: Stock
标 题: I like this comment
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Jul 15 11:46:53 2013, 美东)
In American %13 of the pop is black. Yet %40 of prisoners in jail are black.
%4.8 of black makes call jail home. %52 of black graduate from high school.
1 in 5 black male dropouts have a full time job. They go to the same
schools as white people and still most decide not learn to speak proper
English. Then they complain they have a hard time getting good jobs when
they l... 阅读全帖
b*****a
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来自主题: Military版 - 老美说话喜欢用“like”
it's like 还好,最刺耳的是 i'm like, he's like, they're like
b********n
发帖数: 38600
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来自主题: Military版 - 5 Reasons Apple Looks Like the Next Sony
http://www.forbes.com/sites/kylesmith/2014/03/25/5-reasons-appl
1. Regression to the mean. Apple came up with the iPod in 2001, the iPhone
in 2007 and the iPad in 2010, in each case not only creating a blockbuster
new product but a whole new category. Like a football quarterback who throws
for 400 yards a game for a month, Apple is overdue for a slump. “Apple was
essentially in violation of business physics for an extremely long time,”
says Harvard management professor Gautam Mukunda in the boo... 阅读全帖
l****z
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State and local governments are broke. Pension plans are unfunded.
Unemployment is as high as ever. Sovereign debt is a problem. The total debt
in the world economy is too high. Entire western world has borrowed
excessive amounts in the last few decades. This is not just the money owed
by governments, but it is the money people and companies borrowed from the
banks. Debt has reached an all time high compared to the GDP of the
countries involved. Perfect storm is coming. Austerity and spending cu... 阅读全帖
l****z
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November 29, 2012 by Warner Todd Huston
You can’t even eat turkey on Thanksgiving without being called a racist by
our friends on the extreme left side of the aisle in America today,
especially if you prefer the white meat over the dark.
Just before Thanksgiving last week, the liberal site Slate dredged up a 2010
piece claiming that the reason Americans love the white meat on a turkey is
because we are all racists.
The rant written by Ron Rosenbaum is a great example of all that is wrong
with t... 阅读全帖
l****z
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来自主题: USANews版 - What’s to Like? by Ben Stein
Tuesday I try very hard to like Barack Obama. And sometimes he helps me out
. For example, at the beginning of his State of the Union address yesterday,
he made what seemed to me to be some sense about the budget. And he offered
excellent free advice to the GOP. Why, he asked, should we hamstring all of
our other attempts to work on the budget crisis because some of the GOP are
trying to protect the tax breaks of the very richest among us? Why is the
GOP going to the mat to defend the richest p... 阅读全帖
l****z
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April 16, 2013 by Warner Todd Huston
More condemnation for the vacation trip to Cuba indulged by rapper Jay Z and
gal-pal singer Beyonce, this time from Hollywood director Phil Lord–
himself the son of a Cuban refugee. Lord thinks that the entertainers were
“dupes” of the oppressive Cuban military, that they “don’t care” about
the political gulags Cuban dictator Castro built, that they essentially
mocked the thousands of Cubans that have been imprisoned and lost their
lives in those prisons, a... 阅读全帖
l****z
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Raaaaacist! 60 Minutes Clown Steve Kroft Told Mistress “Don’t dress like
Beyoncé,” Was “really paranoid about right-wing zealots”
Sultry Manhattan lawyer Lisan Goines poses for CBS journalist Steve Kroft (
inset) in one of a series of steamy selfies.
Well, it’s not as if anything will happen since this guy is one of the
major Obama suck-ups in the media. If he was even perceived to be
conservative his career would be finished.
The Manhattan mistress of married “60 Minutes’’ newsman Steve Kro... 阅读全帖
t****z
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来自主题: USANews版 - I kissed a girl and I liked it. (转载)
【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: tgbqaz (小母鸡哼唧哼唧), 信区: Military
标 题: I kissed a girl and I liked it.
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Jul 3 04:18:23 2016, 美东)
今天是自豪大游行前夜
0点到教堂街大概有几万人
道路水泄不通
好像香港七一大游行
还有中国新移民带着老婆轧闹忙
早上快四点
酒吧前还在排队
但是大家都累了,
几千人坐在街沿上
坐在黑黑乎乎公园里
坐在路障上
一个女孩象四月
Avril
清秀野性
微微醉了
抓了我过去亲吻
i kissed a girl
and i liked it。
This was never the way I planned, not my intention.
we got so brave, drink in hand, lost my discretion
It's not what I'm used to, just wanna try you on.
I kissed a girl and I liked it,
th... 阅读全帖
d***p
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Ted Cruz在上周末的一个竞选集会上说:"They want us to be just like California,
right down to tofu and silicon and dyed hair."
Ted Cruz这句话什么意思,怕德州人民吃豆腐和染发?还是嫌加州亚裔人太多?
http://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/405794-cruz-dems-want-texas-to-be-like-california-with-its-tofu-and-silicon-and
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2018/09/10/ted-cruz-
warns-democrats-dyed-hair-tofu-texas/1254112002/
Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) on Saturday said during a campaign rally that
Democrats want Texas “to be just lik... 阅读全帖
h**G
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【 以下文字转载自 SanFrancisco 讨论区 】
发信人: svcef (svcef), 信区: SanFrancisco
标 题: Would you like to participate in a startup opportunity (on part time basis ) ?
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Nov 3 08:19:06 2011, 美东)
Dear Friend:
Would you like to participate in a startup opportunity (on part time basis) ?
We are working on a startup opportunity, and it can be a good opportunity
for you too. You can be very valuable to the team.
What are the differences between this opportunity vs. other opportunities or
many creat... 阅读全帖
H****y
发帖数: 2992
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来自主题: Faculty版 - Speak Like an Administrator
Speak Like an Administrator
“I write as straight as I can, just as I walk as straight as I can, because
that is the best way to get there.” ~ H.G. Wells
1. Get to your point, quickly
Have you ever heard the following speech?
“I have some suggestions. You might have heard me talking about this. It’s
not completely related, but, it’s similar to what John said, that is, if
we ever want to reach our goal, I’m not saying we aren’t on the right
track, but given what we have b... 阅读全帖
g*********e
发帖数: 14401
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来自主题: JobHunting版 - how to design facebook like button?
每个用户有一个Like list,存储ID
每个like有global count, 以及ID
每当有人Like/dislike一次,+/-count 这需要分布式处理
当当前页面有like buttom时,根据ID寻找朋友的Likelist中是否存在这个ID
z**********g
发帖数: 209
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来自主题: JobHunting版 - how to design facebook like button?
我说一下自己的想法:
每个like有一个list, 然后如果有人点击like,就会把自己加入list。
每个Person有一个list,点击时会把like加入list。
只想到这么多了。我没看到有dislike的button。
j**4
发帖数: 10425
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【 以下文字转载自 Seattle 讨论区 】
发信人: lilyshine (lili), 信区: Seattle
标 题: I am a new comer who would like to make some acquaintances here - picture added ^_^
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed May 9 11:13:24 2012, 美东)
Hello Everyone,
Later this summer I will be relocating to the area for a new job in Redmond.
It has been a challenge trying to figure out where to rent without being
present or knowing anyone in the area. Any help/suggestions from my
wonderful fellow Chinese will be greatly appreciated!
Here are some det... 阅读全帖
c*****r
发帖数: 2426
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maybe some people are born gay, but no one was born a XXX hater, But, as
long as there are XXX supporters (some might use the word ass-kissers...),
respective haters would emerge very quickly like coming out of nowhere.
When there were people liking Bulls and Jordan, some would say Bulls suck
Jordan sucks; when there were people liking Lakers and Shaq and Kobe, some
would say Lakers cheat Shaq stupid Kobe stupider; when there were people
liking Spurs and TD, some would say Spurs got "" TD ugly..
m**********n
发帖数: 27535
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http://www.thepostgame.com/features/201202/jeremy-lin-nba-new-y
And this is what it takes to feed a sensation these days. Alex Wu, a
Taiwanese man recently graduated from the University of Virginia, woke up
Sunday to a Facebook page exploding with news of a man much like himself who
tore apart the New Jersey Nets the night before. And he wondered: Just who
was this Jeremy Lin?
Which is how he and his UVA friends Shane Gao and Peter Chen found
themselves as part of a group of five walking into th... 阅读全帖
t********n
发帖数: 705
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来自主题: Football版 - Why I don't like Steeler
LOL, who care about the handsomeness of a towel? apparently, YOU DID!!
otherwise you won't write this reply, and plus, why are you so care about me
like cocks or not? if you like me, just ask. But I am telling you, I am not
interesting in man like you do, little cock. And obviously, my posts to
other person turn you on so much that you have come here and moan like a
little bitch with little cock, but I admire your courage for showing off
that tiny thing of yours and willing to give you a standin... 阅读全帖
c****1
发帖数: 5654
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来自主题: Pingpong版 - Baya area is like China in TT...
then LA is like Korea/Japan, MD/NY is like Germany/France, FL/GA/SC is
like HK/Singapore/Taiwan, all other places are like real USA.
M**S
发帖数: 3483
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来自主题: LeisureTime版 - I kissed a girl and I liked it. (转载)
【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: tgbqaz (小母鸡哼唧哼唧), 信区: Military
标 题: I kissed a girl and I liked it.
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Jul 3 04:18:23 2016, 美东)
今天是自豪大游行前夜
0点到教堂街大概有几万人
道路水泄不通
好像香港七一大游行
还有中国新移民带着老婆轧闹忙
早上快四点
酒吧前还在排队
但是大家都累了,
几千人坐在街沿上
坐在黑黑乎乎公园里
坐在路障上
一个女孩象四月
Avril
清秀野性
微微醉了
抓了我过去亲吻
i kissed a girl
and i liked it。
This was never the way I planned, not my intention.
we got so brave, drink in hand, lost my discretion
It's not what I'm used to, just wanna try you on.
I kissed a girl and I liked it,
th... 阅读全帖
l*y
发帖数: 21010
35
来自主题: LeisureTime版 - I kissed a girl and I liked it. (转载)
【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: tgbqaz (小母鸡哼唧哼唧), 信区: Military
标 题: I kissed a girl and I liked it.
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Jul 3 04:18:23 2016, 美东)
今天是自豪大游行前夜
0点到教堂街大概有几万人
道路水泄不通
好像香港七一大游行
还有中国新移民带着老婆轧闹忙
早上快四点
酒吧前还在排队
但是大家都累了,
几千人坐在街沿上
坐在黑黑乎乎公园里
坐在路障上
一个女孩象四月
Avril
清秀野性
微微醉了
抓了我过去亲吻
i kissed a girl
and i liked it。
This was never the way I planned, not my intention.
we got so brave, drink in hand, lost my discretion
It's not what I'm used to, just wanna try you on.
I kissed a girl and I liked it,
th... 阅读全帖
v******d
发帖数: 293
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歌词稍微改了一点, 改称男生的角度, 谢谢. Hopefully, hit more note this time
I heard that you're settled down
That you found a girl and you're married now.
I heard that your dreams came true.
Guess she gave you things I didn't give to you. (Change to Couldn't, since
it is not I did not want to give you things, but I just could not)
Old friend, why are you so shy?
Ain't like you to hold back or hide from the light.
I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited
But I couldn't stay away, I couldn't fight it.
I had hope... 阅读全帖
p****x
发帖数: 980
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来自主题: WaterWorld版 - Life is like a box of gift (转载)
【 以下文字转载自 NewYork 讨论区 】
发信人: ppddxx (孟楠), 信区: NewYork
标 题: Life is like a box of gift
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun May 8 18:19:23 2011, 美东)
My mom always says:" Life is like a box of gift, you never know what you are
gonna get, until you unwrap it." When I saw that movie Forrest Gump in 1994
, I didn't understand why Forrest Gump's mom would say that " life is like a
box of chocolate, you never know what you are gonna get".
Well, at least you knew it would be a box of chocolate, not candy, cookie or
fi... 阅读全帖
w**f
发帖数: 7794
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来自主题: EnglishChat版 - Like girl from mid America.
American girls are just too masculine nowaday.
Except those second sex features like breast, voice, they are not like girls
at all. I like those girls from mid American. Anyway, they look like grils.
Meet a Pueto Rico girl before. She is pretty. We were all waiting bus in
a bus station after shopping( no car then:( ). We started to talk. From
talking, I know she came from Peuto Rico, her major was Politics. She said
she want to be a ambassader of her country. I said that is a good idea,
she can
d********f
发帖数: 43471
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【 以下文字转载自 Dreamer 讨论区 】
发信人: Dreamer (不要问我从哪里来), 信区: Dreamer
标 题: 中国男人Treat your wife like a queen!
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Sep 20 13:30:16 2012, 美东)
有个在美国长大的韩国女友嫁给了菲律宾的华侨。她对我说her husband treats her
like a queen, 她不工作的,在家带两个孩子。她说:his father treats his mother
like a queen, so he learns it. 说起她的夫家,她总是说Chinese, 我就想啊,你
说的Chinese和我们这些Chinese太不一样了。他们是 Chinese in Philippines, 我们
是 Chinese grow up in communism.
我的公公婆婆是中国的农民,公公对婆婆根本都不尊重,-- 农村女性地位低下,他们
的儿子也就是我的老公也学了他父亲对待他母亲的态度,虽然他在美国读了博士,农民
的本质没有改变 -- 从小赤贫的生... 阅读全帖
M*******n
发帖数: 10087
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【 以下文字转载自 Dreamer 讨论区 】
发信人: Dreamer (不要问我从哪里来), 信区: Dreamer
标 题: facebook上总是有好友like一些大奶大臀照片
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Mar 1 13:12:11 2013, 美东)
facebook上总是有好友like一些大奶大臀的mm照片,我现在都不敢在office开fb了,每
次一打开首页就是这些图片。被同事看到还以为我色情狂呢。有个中国师弟每天都like
一张什么大奶mm情报站的图,尼玛都不在乎别人看法的么。有个南美的朋友每天like一
张hispanic的美臀照。看来不同的人审美的确有区别阿。
l****t
发帖数: 36289
41
【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: tgbqaz (小母鸡哼唧哼唧), 信区: Military
标 题: I kissed a girl and I liked it.
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Jul 3 04:18:23 2016, 美东)
今天是自豪大游行前夜
0点到教堂街大概有几万人
道路水泄不通
好像香港七一大游行
还有中国新移民带着老婆轧闹忙
早上快四点
酒吧前还在排队
但是大家都累了,
几千人坐在街沿上
坐在黑黑乎乎公园里
坐在路障上
一个女孩象四月
Avril
清秀野性
微微醉了
抓了我过去亲吻
i kissed a girl
and i liked it。
This was never the way I planned, not my intention.
we got so brave, drink in hand, lost my discretion
It's not what I'm used to, just wanna try you on.
I kissed a girl and I liked it,
th... 阅读全帖
D****r
发帖数: 162
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来自主题: Medicalpractice版 - 【娱乐和幽默】 Something like that(转载)
It reminded me of a joke I read a while back. I cant google it out. It was so much more hilarious than what I can remember:
I graduated from CUMS. Not something I am particularly proud of. 北二姨sounds like婊子。 Then the name was changed to兽医。 Quite an improvement. Finally, I thought I could put the teenager trauma behind me after I came to the US. Then this happened. At one dept Xmas party, we were introducing ourselves. After ABOUT A STICK OF INCENSE WAS BURNED OFF, I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE M... 阅读全帖
a********e
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来自主题: Medicalpractice版 - 【娱乐和幽默】 Something like that(转载)
I don't think it's a fun joke. It's quite insulting and disgusting.

was so much more hilarious than what I can remember:
sounds like婊子。 Then the name was changed to兽医。 Quite an improvement.
Finally, I thought I could put the teenager trauma behind me after I came
to the US. Then this happened. At one dept Xmas party, we were introducing
ourselves. After ABOUT A STICK OF INCENSE WAS BURNED OFF, I THOUGHT IT
WOULD BE MY TURN TO IMPRESS THEM. I STOOD UP AND RAISED MY VOICE AND SAID
SOMETHING... 阅读全帖
D****r
发帖数: 162
44
来自主题: Medicalpractice版 - 【娱乐和幽默】 Something like that(转载)
It reminded me of a joke I read a while back. I cant google it out. It was so much more hilarious than what I can remember:
I graduated from CUMS. Not something I am particularly proud of. 北二姨sounds like婊子。 Then the name was changed to兽医。 Quite an improvement. Finally, I thought I could put the teenager trauma behind me after I came to the US. Then this happened. At one dept Xmas party, we were introducing ourselves. After ABOUT A STICK OF INCENSE WAS BURNED OFF, I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE M... 阅读全帖
a********e
发帖数: 3771
45
来自主题: Medicalpractice版 - 【娱乐和幽默】 Something like that(转载)
I don't think it's a fun joke. It's quite insulting and disgusting.

was so much more hilarious than what I can remember:
sounds like婊子。 Then the name was changed to兽医。 Quite an improvement.
Finally, I thought I could put the teenager trauma behind me after I came
to the US. Then this happened. At one dept Xmas party, we were introducing
ourselves. After ABOUT A STICK OF INCENSE WAS BURNED OFF, I THOUGHT IT
WOULD BE MY TURN TO IMPRESS THEM. I STOOD UP AND RAISED MY VOICE AND SAID
SOMETHING... 阅读全帖
R*******e
发帖数: 25533
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来自主题: _LoTaYu版 - Sounds Like a Melody
Alphaville - Sounds Like A Melody
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO3IEDRsP2Q
(Gold/Mertens/Lloyd)
It's a trick of my mind
Two faces bathing in the screenlight
She's so soft and warm in my arms
I tune it into the scene
My hands are resting on her shoulders
When we're dancing away for a while
Oh we're moving, we're falling,
We step into the fire
By the hour of the wolf in a midnight dream
There's no reason to hurry
Just start that brand new story
Set it alight, we're head over heels in love,
Head ... 阅读全帖
R*******e
发帖数: 25533
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来自主题: _LoTaYu版 - Sounds Like a Melody
Alphaville - Sounds Like A Melody
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO3IEDRsP2Q
(Gold/Mertens/Lloyd)
It's a trick of my mind
Two faces bathing in the screenlight
She's so soft and warm in my arms
I tune it into the scene
My hands are resting on her shoulders
When we're dancing away for a while
Oh we're moving, we're falling,
We step into the fire
By the hour of the wolf in a midnight dream
There's no reason to hurry
Just start that brand new story
Set it alight, we're head over heels in love,
Head ... 阅读全帖
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