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Basketball版 - Kobe: You motherfuckers are soft like Charmin
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p*******e
发帖数: 2310
1
原来科比也是满嘴脏话的主
EL SEGUNDO, Calif. -- Kobe Bryant returned to practice for the first time
this month and called his teammates "soft" during a heated five-on-five
scrimmage between the starters and reserves.
When practice was opened to the media, Bryant and Nick Young were already
trading barbs during the scrimmage with Young telling Bryant, "Nobody in the
world can guard me one-on-one" and Bryant telling Young, "You're going
exactly where I want you to go."
Later Bryant said, "You mother-----s are soft like Charmin in this mother---
--. God damn, is this the type of s--- that's going on in these practices?
Now I see why we've lost 20 f-----ing games. We're soft like Charmin. We're
soft like s---."
Lakers coach Byron Scott has held Bryant out of most practices and
shootarounds this season with Thursday being Bryant's first full practice
with the team in over two weeks
Bryant was also getting on Jeremy Lin during the scrimmage, daring him to
shoot whenever he had the ball, yelling, "This mother----- don't got s---.
He ain't got s--- right now. Shoot! Shoot!" After Lin missed a pull-up
jumper, Bryant said, "I talked his ass right into that bulls---. I talked
his a--- right into that bulls---."
By the end of the scrimmage, which the starters won, Bryant said, "Practice
gets real uncomfortable when I'm in this mother----."
After the team gathered together at center court to close practice, Bryant
passed Lakers general manager Mitch Kupchak and said, "I'm supposed to
practice and get better, Mitch. I'm supposed to practice and get better.
These motherf-----s ain't doing s--- for me."
T***c
发帖数: 17256
2
so fake, this is one thing I really don't like about st.kobe, so fake.
he grew up rich and has never spent 1min in ghetta nor on the street,
pretends to talk like ghetto niggaz just lame
v*****k
发帖数: 7798
3
charmin好啊,我的最爱。原来唠嗑也喜欢。哈哈哈

【在 p*******e 的大作中提到】
: 原来科比也是满嘴脏话的主
: EL SEGUNDO, Calif. -- Kobe Bryant returned to practice for the first time
: this month and called his teammates "soft" during a heated five-on-five
: scrimmage between the starters and reserves.
: When practice was opened to the media, Bryant and Nick Young were already
: trading barbs during the scrimmage with Young telling Bryant, "Nobody in the
: world can guard me one-on-one" and Bryant telling Young, "You're going
: exactly where I want you to go."
: Later Bryant said, "You mother-----s are soft like Charmin in this mother---
: --. God damn, is this the type of s--- that's going on in these practices?

M****o
发帖数: 4860
4
this motherfucker is not gonna last long
perhaps will retire aftre Xmas

the

【在 p*******e 的大作中提到】
: 原来科比也是满嘴脏话的主
: EL SEGUNDO, Calif. -- Kobe Bryant returned to practice for the first time
: this month and called his teammates "soft" during a heated five-on-five
: scrimmage between the starters and reserves.
: When practice was opened to the media, Bryant and Nick Young were already
: trading barbs during the scrimmage with Young telling Bryant, "Nobody in the
: world can guard me one-on-one" and Bryant telling Young, "You're going
: exactly where I want you to go."
: Later Bryant said, "You mother-----s are soft like Charmin in this mother---
: --. God damn, is this the type of s--- that's going on in these practices?

m**i
发帖数: 9848
5
台词估计是前一天晚上在家里想好的,搞不好还自己排练过。

【在 T***c 的大作中提到】
: so fake, this is one thing I really don't like about st.kobe, so fake.
: he grew up rich and has never spent 1min in ghetta nor on the street,
: pretends to talk like ghetto niggaz just lame

p*******e
发帖数: 2310
6
Com'on, be real.

【在 T***c 的大作中提到】
: so fake, this is one thing I really don't like about st.kobe, so fake.
: he grew up rich and has never spent 1min in ghetta nor on the street,
: pretends to talk like ghetto niggaz just lame

p*******e
发帖数: 2310
7
Charmin,擦屁股纸中的劳斯莱斯啊。

【在 v*****k 的大作中提到】
: charmin好啊,我的最爱。原来唠嗑也喜欢。哈哈哈
v*****k
发帖数: 7798
8
nodnod。用完charmin别的都像新砖。

【在 p*******e 的大作中提到】
: Charmin,擦屁股纸中的劳斯莱斯啊。
p*******e
发帖数: 2310
9
Charmin: You know, in terms of toilet paper, saying you're as soft as
Charmin is a good thing. In basketball? Not so much.
Charmin绝对应该付给科比广告费阿。

【在 v*****k 的大作中提到】
: nodnod。用完charmin别的都像新砖。
t****p
发帖数: 844
10
来自巴顿的playbook

【在 T***c 的大作中提到】
: so fake, this is one thing I really don't like about st.kobe, so fake.
: he grew up rich and has never spent 1min in ghetta nor on the street,
: pretends to talk like ghetto niggaz just lame

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