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Best Watch Ever!, November 27, 2009
By Jon McAwesome (Awesomeville, SC (pop. 1)) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Zenith Men's 96.0529.4035/51.M Defy Xtreme Tourbillon
Titanium Chronograph Watch (Watch)
The Zenith Men's Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch or Z.M.D.
X.T.B.T.C.M. as I like to call it, is by far the most awesome watch. Chuck
Norris riding into the Super Bowl on the back of Godzilla and round house
kicking the crowd is no where near as awesome as this priceless poon magnet.
When I was just moments from sending my $100k to some needy neo-hippie help
group, I stumbled onto this gem. It was like the heavens opened and Jesus
himself appeared with this same watch on. I mean how can you not follow
Jesus when he's rocking a watch of this caliber. So I asked "What would
Jesus do?" Jesus pimp smacked me and said "Forget those hippies, buy the
watch!" I was like "HECK YEAH." I busted out my Discover card and bought
this rocking piece of art. I mean its art but its also practical too. Like
when I take my summer trips to the Marianas Trench, I have no more worries
that I am going to miss Tea Time back on the yacht, because water ruined my
watch again. It can withstand the immense pressures of the deep due to the
wicked awesome titanium. Deep seas, cant beat this. Bullets cant beat this.
Heck, I can deflect cruise missiles and the apocalypse. With a watch like
this you don't need to tell time, you tell people what time it is. |
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