p**p 发帖数: 10318 | 1 10. "I have to tell you this up front -- I don't have a driver's license, I
never had a driver's license, and I don't plan on getting a driver's license"
9. "Just so you know, this cab is clothing-optional"
8. "If the cops pull us over, keep quiet -- I got stolen TVs in the trunk"
7. "You know anything about cars? (holds up loose car part) Where's this go?"
6. "Put on your seat belt -- I'm going to ram into this car"
5. "You seem so sad -- why don't you talk to Mr. Sunshine?"
4. "I'm only fillin |
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