G***G
发帖数: 16778 | 1 husband likes fishing but wife doesn't like it. The wife cannot find a good
excuse to stop her husband from fishing.
Then one day, she told him, "can you save money from fishing for the family?
if you can make profit from fishing, it would be great for me to support
your fishing."
the husband thought for a while and said "OK."
The husband sold his rod and reel and various types of lures. He just used
cheap lines and hooks while fishing. Still he kept fishing,
no matter whether it has rain or thunderstorm.
At first he didn't catch anything. But one night, he came home with a lot of
fish and thought his wife should be very happy.
When the wife saw the fish, she frown and said,"do you know how much
electric bill we should pay this month?" |
p*********g
发帖数: 22025 | |
c****i
发帖数: 2635 | 3 好可怜的先生。。。家里养个猫就能解开循环了~~``先生打渔，太太喂猫，猫陪太太卿
卿我我的，太太心情就好了。。。
谁都有想要attention的时候，拉不下脸来直讲的就可能会变凶。。。:"> :">
good
family?
of
【在 G***G 的大作中提到】
: husband likes fishing but wife doesn't like it. The wife cannot find a good
: excuse to stop her husband from fishing.
: Then one day, she told him, "can you save money from fishing for the family?
: if you can make profit from fishing, it would be great for me to support
: your fishing."
: the husband thought for a while and said "OK."
: The husband sold his rod and reel and various types of lures. He just used
: cheap lines and hooks while fishing. Still he kept fishing,
: no matter whether it has rain or thunderstorm.
: At first he didn't catch anything. But one night, he came home with a lot of
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T**r
发帖数: 7016 | 4 咋没看明白呢，最后一段电费和前面的钓鱼有啥关系呢 |
t*******y
发帖数: 10477 | 5 it would be great for me to support your fishing是什么意思？
Still he kept fishing, no matter whether it has rain or thunderstorm。
= Still he kept fishing, no matter it has rain or thunderstorm。
or
= Still he kept fishing, whether it has rain or thunderstorm。
good
family?
of
【在 G***G 的大作中提到】
: husband likes fishing but wife doesn't like it. The wife cannot find a good
: excuse to stop her husband from fishing.
: Then one day, she told him, "can you save money from fishing for the family?
: if you can make profit from fishing, it would be great for me to support
: your fishing."
: the husband thought for a while and said "OK."
: The husband sold his rod and reel and various types of lures. He just used
: cheap lines and hooks while fishing. Still he kept fishing,
: no matter whether it has rain or thunderstorm.
: At first he didn't catch anything. But one night, he came home with a lot of
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G***G
发帖数: 16778 | 6 forget to mention, the stove in their apartment is electric.
【在 T**r 的大作中提到】
: 咋没看明白呢，最后一段电费和前面的钓鱼有啥关系呢
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t*******y
发帖数: 10477 | 7 then shouldn't the wife say: "do you know how much gas bill we should pay
this month?" |
k****n
发帖数: 2499 | |
c****i
发帖数: 2635 | 9 可能还有冰箱的电费吧。。。
想起猫猫的趣事，对主人亲的会把猎物面呈，小东西的逻辑是通过观察发现大家伙居然
不会打猎，怕饿着。
所谓猎物不过蟑螂啊什么的。如果大家伙觉得脏啊什么的，当着猫猫的面扔掉，猫猫会
以为是大家伙觉得猎物太小吃不饱，会彻夜不眠甚至争取外出找大的带回来——比如老
鼠啊小鸟啊什么的。。。
感觉这里头的先生好像苦于语言不通和大家伙缺乏沟通的猫猫啊~~`=D
【在 G***G 的大作中提到】
: forget to mention, the stove in their apartment is electric.
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W*******s
发帖数: 18705 | 10 不是这个意思，猎物呈给主人是它认同主人是首脑，自然界的基本法则，群居动物中下
级的苦力的干活，还不能先吃。猫狗通常在家中把自己地位放最低，尤其是狗，绝对服
从，家里有几口人，它们其实把这几个人也分档次，Alpha，Beta，Omega。
【在 c****i 的大作中提到】
: 可能还有冰箱的电费吧。。。
: 想起猫猫的趣事，对主人亲的会把猎物面呈，小东西的逻辑是通过观察发现大家伙居然
: 不会打猎，怕饿着。
: 所谓猎物不过蟑螂啊什么的。如果大家伙觉得脏啊什么的，当着猫猫的面扔掉，猫猫会
: 以为是大家伙觉得猎物太小吃不饱，会彻夜不眠甚至争取外出找大的带回来——比如老
: 鼠啊小鸟啊什么的。。。
: 感觉这里头的先生好像苦于语言不通和大家伙缺乏沟通的猫猫啊~~`=D
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q*******h
发帖数: 170 | 11 not quite funny
good
family?
of
【在 G***G 的大作中提到】
: husband likes fishing but wife doesn't like it. The wife cannot find a good
: excuse to stop her husband from fishing.
: Then one day, she told him, "can you save money from fishing for the family?
: if you can make profit from fishing, it would be great for me to support
: your fishing."
: the husband thought for a while and said "OK."
: The husband sold his rod and reel and various types of lures. He just used
: cheap lines and hooks while fishing. Still he kept fishing,
: no matter whether it has rain or thunderstorm.
: At first he didn't catch anything. But one night, he came home with a lot of
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c****i
发帖数: 2635 | 12 ......本来很温馨的事情。。。
可能犬科猫科意识形态生活习性有差异吧。。。
【在 W*******s 的大作中提到】
: 不是这个意思，猎物呈给主人是它认同主人是首脑，自然界的基本法则，群居动物中下
: 级的苦力的干活，还不能先吃。猫狗通常在家中把自己地位放最低，尤其是狗，绝对服
: 从，家里有几口人，它们其实把这几个人也分档次，Alpha，Beta，Omega。
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