m**o 发帖数: 9137 | 1 Fishing with Sam
After I retired, I met a new fishing buddy named Sam. Sam loves to fish as
much as I do. My wife has never met Sam and always feels that I spend too
much time fishing. The other day I took a picture of Sam holding up two nice
bass that we caught, I showed the picture to my wife. Now my wife says that
I can't go fishing with Sam anymore and wants me to sell the boat. Guess
she doesn't like me enjoying myself with my fishing buddy! Maybe it's
because Sam is a better fisherman than she is, I don't know.
What would you do? Tell her to forget it and continue fishing with Sam, OR
Quit fishing and sell the boat? Please help me out.
Scroll down to see the picture of Sam, and the bass we caught. |
j***j 发帖数: 560 | |
I***a 发帖数: 13467 | |
W*******s 发帖数: 18705 | 4 我擦,假波波也可以吸引眼球?已故咸湿教父黄霑教导过我们“波,大过手抓的都是多
余的。” |
m**o 发帖数: 9137 | 5 金桔也是桔子。
旺仔小馒头就不算馒头了。
【在 W*******s 的大作中提到】 : 我擦,假波波也可以吸引眼球?已故咸湿教父黄霑教导过我们“波,大过手抓的都是多 : 余的。”
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b********h 发帖数: 7210 | 6 难怪大家都说fishing buddy难找
nice
that
【在 m**o 的大作中提到】 : Fishing with Sam : After I retired, I met a new fishing buddy named Sam. Sam loves to fish as : much as I do. My wife has never met Sam and always feels that I spend too : much time fishing. The other day I took a picture of Sam holding up two nice : bass that we caught, I showed the picture to my wife. Now my wife says that : I can't go fishing with Sam anymore and wants me to sell the boat. Guess : she doesn't like me enjoying myself with my fishing buddy! Maybe it's : because Sam is a better fisherman than she is, I don't know. : What would you do? Tell her to forget it and continue fishing with Sam, OR : Quit fishing and sell the boat? Please help me out.
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t***n 发帖数: 43 | 7 Teacher: 'Billy, If there are 5 birds on a fence & you shoot 1, How many are
left ?'
Billy: 'None, the others would fly away.'
Teacher: 'The answer is 4, but I like the way you think.'
Billy: 'I have a question for you, Miss. There are 3 women eating ice cream
cones, 1 licking, 1 biting, & 1 sucking. Which one is married ?'
Teacher nervously answers: 'The one sucking ?'
Billy: 'The answer is the one with the wedding ring on, But I like the way
you think !!!!....' |
l**********n 发帖数: 5272 | 8 Fishing with Sam, you will never feel bored or tired. Sam is a nice fishing
buddy that everybody wants to have. |
l**6 发帖数: 1146 | 9 lol.
I thought is something like broke back mountain. |
t*******y 发帖数: 10477 | 10 大仙的司机情节又犯了。
fishing
【在 l**********n 的大作中提到】 : Fishing with Sam, you will never feel bored or tired. Sam is a nice fishing : buddy that everybody wants to have.
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m***a 发帖数: 1407 | 11 Sam loves ham!
谁有这样的buddy,我愿当司机. |
l**********n 发帖数: 5272 | 12 If your wife knew the cab driver is Sam, she would never let you take taxi
again.
【在 t*******y 的大作中提到】 : 大仙的司机情节又犯了。 : : fishing
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t*******y 发帖数: 10477 | 13 Change your to my and you to me, it will be a perfect sentence.
【在 l**********n 的大作中提到】 : If your wife knew the cab driver is Sam, she would never let you take taxi : again.
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r**********n 发帖数: 3914 | 14 我经常带着fishing buddy Sam 去钓鱼。 哈哈。 谁也抢不走。 |
c*******s 发帖数: 5839 | |