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发帖数: 70028 | 1 近日，有中国学子曝出凤姐亮相哥伦比亚大学校门口，发传单征婚的照片，引来众人热议。凤姐表示，听了哥大春晚史上最牛的留学生相声，对哥大男生“卡扎菲”仰慕不绝，于是就来发传单寻男朋友了。
凤姐站在校门口向每个不像中国人的外国人，say "Hi", 然后发传单。
下面是凤姐征婚启事的全部内容，各种错误什么的，真的是更能凸显凤姐的“不同之处”呐！快来看看你符合这些要求不？有兴趣的同学可以试试找找凤姐这篇征婚传单里到底有多少错误哦！
I'm looking for a Husband now, I am the hottest star from China. my name is luoyufeng(罗玉凤)， chinese call me fengjie(凤姐)， born 1985. I want my Husband very Interested in political and Economic, he would like to Dominate the world。
I want my Husband like this:
1. he must Between 25 to 31 years old。
2. he will Between 5.74 feet to 6.11 feet height。
3. he must never get married, no children。
4. he will graduated from a prestigious world, like Harvard, Yale, MIT, west point, Standford, Oxon and so so。
5. He must has a master's degree。
6. he can't been an Asian。
7. he would better have a house and a car。
I'm born in a poor family in chongqing. when 16, I come to a Inexpensive Normal school which I never liked. I read a lot of books Between 9 to 20. I'm Expert in Poetry and prose. in 2006 when I'm 21, I became a Language teacher. in 2008 when I'm 23, I resigned and come to shanghai for a better future. but I can't get a good job there. there was no way to get more income except publicize myself. so I became the hottest star in china in 2010 when I'm 25. I came to the USA in the same year. Since there is over 300,000 chinese man asked marry me, but none of them suitable。
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Notice:
1. I'm only 4.82 feet height, but I used to wear a High-heeled shoes. so I always looked like 5.08 feet。
2. I'm from china which country control Family planning as their basal policy. I will Follow it, so I only want 2 children if get married。
E-mail:s***************[email protected]
Mobile phone: 646-220-8171
MSN:s***************[email protected]
Facebook:s***************[email protected] | m**e
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发帖数: 4379 | 5 wokao, 给这垃圾发签证的签证官有当美国总统的潜质 | R******1
发帖数: 750 | 6 哪天的事啊？前几天都有去学校，没看见这道“风景”啊！哥大得罪谁了，招来这么个
妖孽！ | M***a
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发帖数: 11039 | 12 说实话，美国人对精神病患者的宽容度比中国人高多了，凤姐到美国算是来对了 | b******s
发帖数: 5329 | 13 真是精神病,最下贱的外F.为了出名,人不能下贱到这地步,她是人吗?不是我就原谅她. | P*******7
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发帖数: 129 | 16 你妈鸡吧人? あほうですね
【在 n******8 的大作中提到】
: 支那人的那一点脸面被这嘶丢尽了.
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发帖数: 320 | 18 come on,she is the hottest chic in China?
I have nothing to say. | h****n
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