h*******y 发帖数: 864 | 1 To: Henry Paulson, Bailout Decider, U.S. Treasury
CC: Ben Bernanke, Bailout Buddha, Federal Reserve
CC: Tim Geithner, Bailout Inheritor, Obama Administration
CC: Santa Claus, just in case
Dear Sirs: Please be advised that I am changing my status from ordinary American consumer [OAC] to bank-holding company [BHC] in order to qualify for funds from the government’s Troubled Assets Relief Program. Since I couldn’t find the official application form, I’ve listed my qualifications below:
1. I qualify | z******r 发帖数: 200 | 2 looks like a email from Ebay buyer.
But right now to Treasury. |
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