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A Man buys a lie Detector Robot which slaps people who lie...
He decides to test it one evening at Dinner. So he asks his son.
''Where were you today during school hours??''.... ''l was in class''.... So
n replies.. ''Twack!!!'' the Robot slaps Son. The Son goes like,...''ok... l
lied, l went to the movies''...
Dad asks...'' Which movie was it''??... ''Toy Story 3''.... Son replies....'
'Twack!!''.. Robot slaps son again!.... ''Ok!!..Ok... It was Porn!!''.... So
n confesses.
Dad gets Angry and says...'' Whaaaat!!!!, when l was your age, l didn't even
know what porn was...'' ''Twack!!!'' Robot slaps Dad!...
The man's wife who had been quiet all this while says...'' Forgive him Dear,
After all, He's your Son'' ...... ''Twack!!!' Robot Slaps mum....
The machine is available in the Chinese market if u need one contact me imme
diately!!
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