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发帖数: 155 | 1 China proclaims rising peacefully. America proclaims democracy and freedom.
So both loves peace. A Chinese met an american. Chinese asks american to do
a fun game, says, "hei, could you show me your palm, I will ask you a few
questions, if you answer yes, please bend one finger, start from pinky to
thumb." American says "hah, sounds fun, let's do it". "Ok first question, do
you love peace?" "Of course, yes, I will bent my pinky" "Next, so you also
love your wife, your kids and your neighbor, you don't want beat people,
right", "Oh, yes, I'll hold my ring", "Ok, one more question, you fear of
God and you do not want to shoot people right? " "Definitely! I'll bow my
middle". "Cool, you love peace, you don't beat people, and you don't shoot
people, but why you hold a gun?!" |
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