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Joke版 - How long does it take you to get this joke?
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话题: guy话题: tried话题: his话题: friend话题: said
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w*******g
发帖数: 9932
1
It took me 1 minute:
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This reminds me of the time two guys met in a hotel. The first guy asked his
new friend if he would like a drink. The new friend said, no thanks. Tried
it once and I didn't like it.
Then the first guy, who was lighting up a cigarette, offered his pack to his
new friend, who said, no thanks. Tried it once but I didn't like it.
Then a third, younger guy walked up. The new friend said to the first guy, I
'd like to introduce my son. The first guy said, your only child I presume.
M****m
发帖数: 3243
2
took me 1 minute to read it.
o******1
发帖数: 12177
3
less than 10 seconds

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【在 w*******g 的大作中提到】
: It took me 1 minute:
: ---------------
: This reminds me of the time two guys met in a hotel. The first guy asked his
: new friend if he would like a drink. The new friend said, no thanks. Tried
: it once and I didn't like it.
: Then the first guy, who was lighting up a cigarette, offered his pack to his
: new friend, who said, no thanks. Tried it once but I didn't like it.
: Then a third, younger guy walked up. The new friend said to the first guy, I
: 'd like to introduce my son. The first guy said, your only child I presume.

w*******g
发帖数: 9932
4
good. it took me awhile just to parse the relationship between the persons.

【在 o******1 的大作中提到】
: less than 10 seconds
:
: his
: Tried
: his
: I

a*****e
发帖数: 2194
5
看开头我还以为是gay笑话

his
Tried
his
I

【在 w*******g 的大作中提到】
: It took me 1 minute:
: ---------------
: This reminds me of the time two guys met in a hotel. The first guy asked his
: new friend if he would like a drink. The new friend said, no thanks. Tried
: it once and I didn't like it.
: Then the first guy, who was lighting up a cigarette, offered his pack to his
: new friend, who said, no thanks. Tried it once but I didn't like it.
: Then a third, younger guy walked up. The new friend said to the first guy, I
: 'd like to introduce my son. The first guy said, your only child I presume.

b*****a
发帖数: 14583
6
效率很高
H********g
发帖数: 43926
7
more than 1 min
b*****d
发帖数: 7166
8
0 second
m***y
发帖数: 14763
9
太老了,美国没独立那年就有了。原来是美国人去回访英国佬,马、猎枪、高尔夫球道
、游艇等等都只用过一次,最后抖一独生子包袱。
wy
发帖数: 14511
10
为什么你需要一分钟?

his
Tried
his
I

【在 w*******g 的大作中提到】
: It took me 1 minute:
: ---------------
: This reminds me of the time two guys met in a hotel. The first guy asked his
: new friend if he would like a drink. The new friend said, no thanks. Tried
: it once and I didn't like it.
: Then the first guy, who was lighting up a cigarette, offered his pack to his
: new friend, who said, no thanks. Tried it once but I didn't like it.
: Then a third, younger guy walked up. The new friend said to the first guy, I
: 'd like to introduce my son. The first guy said, your only child I presume.

h*****k
发帖数: 5022
11
最后第三个人来的时候看糊涂了
是不是说这是我唯一的儿子,因为试过一次不喜欢?
t****3
发帖数: 6964
12
花了我一分钟来查字典,又花了十分钟来读通了全文,最后花了我一秒钟理解了全文。
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