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Joke版 - 获奖征文- 莱温斯基“自传”
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又舒婷了取精人!
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英语里有一个文字游戏叫做anagram,是把一个单词或词组的组成字母拆散后再重新组
合成新的单词或词组,如果新的单词含义与旧的有某种关联那就更好。
例如:
Dormitory = dirty room
Mother-in-law = woman Hitler
华盛顿邮报星期天有个专栏叫做style invitational,有一次请读者给名人作自
传,要求该"自传"只能用名人的名字中所包含的字母来写成,例如 Monica Lewinsky
的"自传"中,就不能出现 Bill Clinton,Linda Tripp,Kenneth
Starr 等名字,于是 bill 成了 willie (william jefferson Clinton), linda 成了
lin 等等。
获得大奖的征文是
Monica Lewinsky:
Well, I was, like, a woman, y’know. William was, y’know, like, a man. So I
’m, like, so lonely. Willie is, like, well, Willie. Anyway, a wink, some
skin, “lookie lookie,” we make some nookie. Willie says, “Nice melons.”
I mean, like, wow! Willie was mine, I was Willie’s. No one knew! So I’m,
like, seein’ Willie, only slyly. Anyways, I’m, like, callin’ Lin. So we
yak ‘n’ yak. I’m like, well, me ‘n’ Willie, y’know? Lin’s like, “Wow
, Willie?” So I say, “Yes, Willie.”
Anyway, now Lin knows. Once I was, like, “Lin, is a click on my line?” Lin
says, “A click? No.” Well, as we all know now, a click WAS on my line.
Now, Ken comes in. Now I’m, like, NEWS! Monica mania! I’m, like, a mess.
Ken is, like, so asinine. Ken was on a mission. Ken is, like, soooooo my
enemy! Lin was so sneaky. Lin is a swine. Oink oink. Willie? Well, I say
Slick Willie will owe someone some alimony. Me? Well, now I’m, like, a well
-known woman. Now I can make me some money. Way cool. Awesome.
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