s*******1
发帖数: 16479 | 1 A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, DC when he sees a little
girl leaning into the lion's cage.
Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her
inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker
jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose
with a powerful punch.
Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the
biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.
A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley
rider says, 'sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I’ve seen a man
do in my whole life.'
The Harley rider replies, 'why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind
bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt was right.'
The reporter says, 'well, I’ll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a
journalist, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page...so
, what do you do for a living, and what political affiliation do you have?'
The biker replies, 'I’m a U.S. Marine and a Republican.'
the journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see
news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:
"U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH."
That pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days. | x****o
发帖数: 21566 | | z****g
发帖数: 972 | 3 这个不错
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【在 s*******1 的大作中提到】
: A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, DC when he sees a little
: girl leaning into the lion's cage.
: Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her
: inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker
: jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose
: with a powerful punch.
: Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the
: biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.
: A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley
: rider says, 'sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I’ve seen a man
| l****t
发帖数: 36289 | | f****p
发帖数: 18483 | | L****e
发帖数: 499 | | z****1
发帖数: 3840 | 7 depends which state you live in.
【在 L****e 的大作中提到】
: 如果我在公众场合讲这个笑话会不会引起麻烦啊
| D***s
发帖数: 5613 | 8 哈哈，好玩
little
her
biker
nose
the
man
【在 s*******1 的大作中提到】
: A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, DC when he sees a little
: girl leaning into the lion's cage.
: Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her
: inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker
: jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose
: with a powerful punch.
: Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the
: biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.
: A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley
: rider says, 'sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I’ve seen a man
| k***r
发帖数: 13724 | | s*******1
发帖数: 16479 | 10 lol
【在 k***r 的大作中提到】
| | | B****s
发帖数: 1509 | 11 如果是真的才有意思，意淫的故事就没劲了！
[在 souffle71 (souffle) 的大作中提到：]
：A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, DC when he sees a
little girl leaning into the lion's cage.
：
：........... | R***a
发帖数: 41892 | 12 一个很传神的意淫故事
【在 B****s 的大作中提到】
: 如果是真的才有意思，意淫的故事就没劲了！
: [在 souffle71 (souffle) 的大作中提到：]
: ：A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, DC when he sees a
: little girl leaning into the lion's cage.
: ：
: ：...........
| B****s
发帖数: 1509 | 13 If it is a madeup story, then what's the difference between you and the
today's press you try to ridicule in this?
[在 souffle71 (souffle) 的大作中提到：]
：A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, DC when he sees a
little girl leaning into the lion's cage.
：
：........... | s*******1
发帖数: 16479 | 14 Just a joke. Relax
【在 B****s 的大作中提到】
: If it is a madeup story, then what's the difference between you and the
: today's press you try to ridicule in this?
: [在 souffle71 (souffle) 的大作中提到：]
: ：A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, DC when he sees a
: little girl leaning into the lion's cage.
: ：
: ：...........
| h*****k
发帖数: 5022 | 15 居然攻击US MARINE 没有攻击Republican，不合常理 | s*******1
发帖数: 16479 | 16 的确。记者和republicans 天生冤家
【在 h*****k 的大作中提到】
: 居然攻击US MARINE 没有攻击Republican，不合常理
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