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Joke版 - A beautiful woman is standing on a bridge (转载)
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b******s
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【 以下文字转载自 WaterWorld 讨论区 】
发信人: banshees (banshees), 信区: WaterWorld
标 题: A beautiful woman is standing on a bridge
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Apr 19 22:40:59 2015, 美东)
A beautiful woman is standing on a bridge, looking over the side and
thinking about jumping off.
A homeless man walks up to her.
She sees the man coming and says, "Go away! There's nothing you can say to
change my mind!"
He says, "Well, if you're going to kill yourself anyway, why don't we have
sex? At least I'll enjoy it."
"Absolutely not! You're disgusting!", she replies. The man turns and starts
walking away.
"Is that all you're going to say? You're not going to try to convince me
that life is worth living? Where are you going?"
"I have to make it down to the bottom. If I hurry, you'll still be warm!",
he says.
H********g
发帖数: 43926
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换成英语了
H******7
发帖数: 34403
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怎么不回我的硬盘备份贴?

【在 H********g 的大作中提到】
: 换成英语了
H********g
发帖数: 43926
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没看到我二楼就回了么
好伤心

【在 H******7 的大作中提到】
: 怎么不回我的硬盘备份贴?
H******7
发帖数: 34403
5
对回帖的回帖回了吗?

【在 H********g 的大作中提到】
: 没看到我二楼就回了么
: 好伤心

H********g
发帖数: 43926
6
回了。你还要继续回帖么?

【在 H******7 的大作中提到】
: 对回帖的回帖回了吗?
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