b*****d
发帖数: 61690 | 1 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: bluehaha (no 昵称), 信区: Military
标 题: 希拉痢用兵不厌诈把国会班加西听证会给解散了。
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Oct 20 13:07:30 2015, 美东)
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Washington was in turmoil on Tuesday
morning as a House select committee abruptly cancelled its Benghazi hearings
shortly after former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton announced that she
was withdrawing from the Presidential race.
Secretary Clinton’s stunning announcement came at 9:00 A.M., followed by
the committee chairman Trey Gowdy’s decision to cancel the hearings at 9:04.
“As you know, we have been preparing for this week’s hearings for months,
” Gowdy said. “However, after meeting with fellow committee members over
the past four minutes, we’ve come to the conclusion that we know all we
need to know about Benghazi.”
Gowdy flatly denied that the decision to cancel the long-awaited Benghazi
hearings had anything to do with Clinton’s sudden departure from the race.
“We wish her well in whatever her future endeavors may be,” he said.
But shortly after Gowdy’s announcement, Clinton called an impromptu press
conference at 9:13 to announce that she was jumping back into the race. “I
was just trying to prove a point,” she told reporters, before heading off
to campaign stops in Iowa and New Hampshire.
Minutes after Clinton’s second announcement, an irate Gowdy called her
decision to reenter the race “beyond unethical” and revealed that the
committee’s investigators had just uncovered fresh evidence about Benghazi.
Get news satire from The Borowitz Report delivered to your inbox. | N*****m
发帖数: 42603 | 2 美国政客是越来越没下限了
hearings
she
04.
【在 b*****d 的大作中提到】
: 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
: 发信人: bluehaha (no 昵称), 信区: Military
: 标 题: 希拉痢用兵不厌诈把国会班加西听证会给解散了。
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Oct 20 13:07:30 2015, 美东)
: WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Washington was in turmoil on Tuesday
: morning as a House select committee abruptly cancelled its Benghazi hearings
: shortly after former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton announced that she
: was withdrawing from the Presidential race.
: Secretary Clinton’s stunning announcement came at 9:00 A.M., followed by
: the committee chairman Trey Gowdy’s decision to cancel the hearings at 9:04.
| b*****d
发帖数: 61690 | 3 Get news satire from The Borowitz Report delivered to your inbox.
讽刺新闻.用来讽刺,GOP的班加西听证会是针对希拉里总统竞选.
【在 N*****m 的大作中提到】
: 美国政客是越来越没下限了
:
: hearings
: she
: 04.
| b*****e
发帖数: 53215 | 4 真的假的
hearings
she
04.
【在 b*****d 的大作中提到】
: 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
: 发信人: bluehaha (no 昵称), 信区: Military
: 标 题: 希拉痢用兵不厌诈把国会班加西听证会给解散了。
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Oct 20 13:07:30 2015, 美东)
: WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Washington was in turmoil on Tuesday
: morning as a House select committee abruptly cancelled its Benghazi hearings
: shortly after former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton announced that she
: was withdrawing from the Presidential race.
: Secretary Clinton’s stunning announcement came at 9:00 A.M., followed by
: the committee chairman Trey Gowdy’s decision to cancel the hearings at 9:04.
| s********i
发帖数: 891 | 5 这又是钓鱼文么？还是洋葱新闻？Onion说实话，太讨厌了，本来就是个SNL类似的节目
，结果弄得跟真新闻差不多，好多人上当。
hearings
she
04.
【在 b*****d 的大作中提到】
: Get news satire from The Borowitz Report delivered to your inbox.
: 讽刺新闻.用来讽刺,GOP的班加西听证会是针对希拉里总统竞选.
| b*****d
发帖数: 61690 | 6 其实新闻最后还是说了,是讽刺新闻.
【在 s********i 的大作中提到】
: 这又是钓鱼文么？还是洋葱新闻？Onion说实话，太讨厌了，本来就是个SNL类似的节目
: ，结果弄得跟真新闻差不多，好多人上当。
:
: hearings
: she
: 04.
| d********f
发帖数: 43471 | 7 这种白吃新闻真是连五毛都配不上，说实话
hearings
she
04.
【在 b*****d 的大作中提到】
: 其实新闻最后还是说了,是讽刺新闻.
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