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Inflation in the US is so bad right now that…
- My friend received a predeclined credit card in the mail.
- CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
- Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
- McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
- Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
- Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's
names.
- A truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico.
- A picture is now only worth 200 words.
- The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
- I called a car dealer to get the book value on my used car. They asked if
the gas tank was full or empty And finally...
- I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my
savings, social security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide
Hotline. I got a call center in Afghanistan, and when I told them I was
suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck. |
