m***n
发帖数: 1721 | 1 报纸上看到的，随便翻一下，本来想发去洛杉矶版，还是决定给姐妹们笑笑先：
1. Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
阳光对群众是保证供应的。
2. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1500 feet of a
tavern, school,or place of workshop.
动物禁止在酒馆，学校或者车间的1500尺范围内交配。
3.No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
无人驾驶车辆时速不许超过60迈。 | c********l
发帖数: 8138 | 2
这就是市中心高层限高，如果高层的存在使得阴影处的住户得不到阳光，
住户有权利诉诸法律
Animals包括人
加州是科技州
【在 m***n 的大作中提到】
: 报纸上看到的，随便翻一下，本来想发去洛杉矶版，还是决定给姐妹们笑笑先：
: 1. Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
: 阳光对群众是保证供应的。
: 2. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1500 feet of a
: tavern, school,or place of workshop.
: 动物禁止在酒馆，学校或者车间的1500尺范围内交配。
: 3.No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
: 无人驾驶车辆时速不许超过60迈。
| e******u
发帖数: 3206 | 3 好多法早就作废了，都是法盲出来瞎嘲笑
【在 m***n 的大作中提到】
: 报纸上看到的，随便翻一下，本来想发去洛杉矶版，还是决定给姐妹们笑笑先：
: 1. Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
: 阳光对群众是保证供应的。
: 2. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1500 feet of a
: tavern, school,or place of workshop.
: 动物禁止在酒馆，学校或者车间的1500尺范围内交配。
: 3.No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
: 无人驾驶车辆时速不许超过60迈。
| I******a
发帖数: 3812 | 4 http://www.la.cityzine.com/2008/01/28/the-crazy-laws-of-califor
Here are a list of crazy laws that apply to California.
* A city ordinance states that a $500 fine will be given to anyone who
detonates a nuclear device within city limits.
* Alhambra: You cannot leave your car on the street overnight without
the proper permit.
* Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern,
school, or place of worship.
* A regulation in San Francisco makes it unlawful to use used underwear
to wipe off cars in a car wash.
* Arcadia: Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including
driveways.
* A server in California can be convicted of selling to a minor if the
purchaser uses a false or altered ID to buy the alcohol.
* Baldwin Park: Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
* Bathhouses are against the law.
* Belvedere City Council order reads: “No dog shall be in a public
place without its master on a leash.”
* Blythe: You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already
own at least two cows.
* Burlingame: It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds; Carmel
Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk. (Repealed when
Clint Eastwood was mayor); Women may not wear high heels while in the city
limits.
* California only fairly recently legalized the sale of alcoholic
beverages in nudist colonies.
* Car wash attendants in San Francisco, California may not use old pairs
of underware to wash or dry vehicles.
* Chico: Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a
$500 fine.
* Community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone
to try and stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water.
* Downey: It is illegal to wash your car in the street. (Passed 1995).
* Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.
* Hollywood: It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down
Hollywood Boulevard at one time.
* In 1838, the city of Los Angeles passed an ordinance requiring that a
man obtain a license before serenading a woman.
* In Los Angeles courts it is illegal to cry on the witness stand.
* In Berkeley, Calif., you can’t whistle for an escaped bird before 7 a
.m.
* In 1930, the City Council of Ontario passed an ordinance forbidding
roosters to crow within the city limits.
* In an animal shelter, lizards and snakes are treated under the same
guidelines as cats and dogs.
* In Baldwin Park, California nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a
swimming pool.
* In California, community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it
illegal for anyone to try and stop a child from playfully jumping over
puddles of water.
* In California it is illegal to have caller ID
* In California it’s against regulations to let phones ring more than
nine times in state offices.
* In California you may not set a mouse trap without a hunting license.
* In California, selling a gold piece without tooth marks in it is
considered forgery.
* In California, animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500
feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
* In Los Angeles, years ago it was legal to cook in your bedroom, but
not to sleep in your kitchen.
* In Los Angeles a man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a
leather belt or strap, but the belt can’t be wider than 2 inches, unless he
has his wife’s consent to beat her with a wider strap. Consent should be
given prior to the event, as is carefully stipulated.
* In Los Angeles, you cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the
same time.
* In the 1940’s, California law made it illegal to serve alcohol to a
gay person.
* In Riverside, California, kissing on the lips, unless both parties
wipe their lips with carbonized rose water, is against the local health
ordinance. (Someone needed to be kissed!)
* In San Francisco it’s illegal to play poker in public or gamble in a
barricaded room.
* In San Francisco, it’s illegal to beat a rug in front of your house.
* In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have
sex without a permit.
* It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle
, unless the target is a whale.
* It is a violation of the California Alcoholic Beverage Control Act for
producers of alcohol beverages to list the names of retailers or
restaurants that sell their products in advertising or even in newsletters.
* It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2
inches without her consent.
* It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.
* It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.
* It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood
Boulevard at one time.
* It is illegal to eat an orange in your bath tub
* It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street
corner.
* It is illegal to set a mouse trap without a hunting license.
* Lafayette: You are forbidden to spit on the ground within 5 feet of
another person.
* Lodi: It is illegal to own or sell “Silly String”.
* Lompoc: It is illegal to posses, own or raise roosters. This is
considered disturbing the peace.
* Long Beach: Cars are the only item allowed in a garage; It is illegal
to curse on a mini-golf course.
* Los Angeles law forbids hunting moths under a street light.
* Los Angeles: It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap
wider than 2 inches without her consent; You cannot bathe two babies in the
same tub at the same time; You may not hunt moths under a street light; It
is illegal to cry on the witness stand; Toads may not be licked; It is a
crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church (Breaking this law is
punishable by a fine of $500 and/or six months in prison); Zoot suits are
prohibited.
* Many animals are illegal to own as pets, including snails, sloths, and
elephants.
* Molesting butterflies can result in a $500 fine.
* No alcohol beverages can be displayed within five feet of a cash
register of any store in California that sells both alcohol and motor fuel.
* No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
* Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
* Oakland, Calif., makes it illegal to grow a tree in front of your
neighbor’s window and block his view. However, you’re off the hook if the
tree is one that town officials consider an attractive tree, such as a
redwood or box elder.
* One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o’clock.
* Ontario: Roosters may not crow in the city limits.
* Pacific Grove: Molesting butterflies can result in a $500 fine.
* Palm Springs: It is illegal to walk a camel down Palm Canyon Drive
between the hours of four and six PM.
* Pasadena: It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her
boss.
* Persons classified as “ugly” may not walk down any street.
* Prunedale: Two bathtubs may not be installed in the same house.
* Redlands: Motor vehicles may not drive on city streets unless a man
with a lantern is wallking ahead of it.
* Riverside: One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1
o’clock.
* San Diego: It is illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a
streetcar; The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February
second may be fined up to $250.
* San Francisco has an ordinance prohibiting “cane games.” City
officials have no idea what cane games are. But when revising city laws
recently, officials decided to keep the prohibition on the books, in case
someday, somehow, cane games came back, they were deemed improper and the
city needed the law.
* San Francisco is said to be the only city in the nation to have
ordinances guaranteeing sunshine to the masses.
* San Francisco: Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street
unless they are on a leash; It is illegal to wipe one’s car with used
underwear; Persons classified as “ugly” may not walk down any street; It
is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner;
Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.
* San Francisco bans any “mechanical device that reproduces obscene
language.”
* San Francisco prohibits kerchoo powders and stink balls.
* San Jose: It is illegal to have more than two cats or dogs. -Ord. 7.08
.595
* Santa Monica: You may not play percussion instruments on the beach.
* Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
* Temecula: Ducks have the right of way to cross Rancho California St.
at all times.
* The Chico, California, City Council enacted a ban on nuclear weapons,
setting a $500 fine for anyone detonating one within city limits.
* The city of San Francisco holds a copyright on the name “San
Francisco.” It is illegal to manufacture any item with the name without
first getting permission from the city. Since the Supreme Court upheld the
copyright, San Francisco has had an annual $300 million surplus every year.
* The Santa Monica, Calif., City Council recently proposed that men be
allowed to use women’s public restrooms when there’s a line of three or
more at the mens’ room, and vice versa.
* Women may not drive in a house coat.
* You can be fined $500 if you bother a butterfly in Pacific Grove, Ca
【在 m***n 的大作中提到】
: 报纸上看到的，随便翻一下，本来想发去洛杉矶版，还是决定给姐妹们笑笑先：
: 1. Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
: 阳光对群众是保证供应的。
: 2. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1500 feet of a
: tavern, school,or place of workshop.
: 动物禁止在酒馆，学校或者车间的1500尺范围内交配。
: 3.No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
: 无人驾驶车辆时速不许超过60迈。
| m***n
发帖数: 1721 | 5 哼你笑我法盲？～！
【在 e******u 的大作中提到】
: 好多法早就作废了，都是法盲出来瞎嘲笑
| s**********t
发帖数: 291 | 6 too much
【在 m***n 的大作中提到】
: 报纸上看到的，随便翻一下，本来想发去洛杉矶版，还是决定给姐妹们笑笑先：
: 1. Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
: 阳光对群众是保证供应的。
: 2. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1500 feet of a
: tavern, school,or place of workshop.
: 动物禁止在酒馆，学校或者车间的1500尺范围内交配。
: 3.No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
: 无人驾驶车辆时速不许超过60迈。
| m******1
发帖数: 19713 | | m******1
发帖数: 19713 | 8 比如第1条吧，如果你的邻居盖了个新房把你家阳光挡住了，你要想告他你就有法律依
据了 | m***n
发帖数: 1721 | 9 ……
好吧，我承认我笑点低……
【在 m******1 的大作中提到】
: 比如第1条吧，如果你的邻居盖了个新房把你家阳光挡住了，你要想告他你就有法律依
: 据了
| P*V
发帖数: 1145 | 10 呵呵，第二条就是 不能在这几个地方附近开配种站喽
【在 m******1 的大作中提到】
: 比如第1条吧，如果你的邻居盖了个新房把你家阳光挡住了，你要想告他你就有法律依
: 据了
| | | E**********T
发帖数: 7949 | | z*****r
发帖数: 105 | 12 有些法律本来就脑残，你救不了它们。
Masses 包括路上的行人
这条法律用在阿猫阿狗还有各种飞鸟虫鱼就足够脑残。
难道vehicle without a driver 可以在大街上开 50 miles per hour?
【在 c********l 的大作中提到】
:
: 这就是市中心高层限高，如果高层的存在使得阴影处的住户得不到阳光，
: 住户有权利诉诸法律
: Animals包括人
: 加州是科技州
| c****e
发帖数: 1842 | 13 什么是举一反三？就是举一个例子反对三个例子
别处看到的，想到这个帖子里回复。很合适。嗯嗯。
【在 m***n 的大作中提到】
: 报纸上看到的，随便翻一下，本来想发去洛杉矶版，还是决定给姐妹们笑笑先：
: 1. Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
: 阳光对群众是保证供应的。
: 2. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1500 feet of a
: tavern, school,or place of workshop.
: 动物禁止在酒馆，学校或者车间的1500尺范围内交配。
: 3.No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
: 无人驾驶车辆时速不许超过60迈。
| c*******g
发帖数: 2990 | 14 第三条是不是说被拖的车之类的。
【在 m***n 的大作中提到】
: 报纸上看到的，随便翻一下，本来想发去洛杉矶版，还是决定给姐妹们笑笑先：
: 1. Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
: 阳光对群众是保证供应的。
: 2. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1500 feet of a
: tavern, school,or place of workshop.
: 动物禁止在酒馆，学校或者车间的1500尺范围内交配。
: 3.No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
: 无人驾驶车辆时速不许超过60迈。
| j*****y
发帖数: 2042 | 15 晕……你不会不知道无人汽车已经横穿沙漠无数次了吧……
若是有足够sensor上街一点问题没有，至少开开电车没问题。
【在 z*****r 的大作中提到】
: 有些法律本来就脑残，你救不了它们。
:
: Masses 包括路上的行人
: 这条法律用在阿猫阿狗还有各种飞鸟虫鱼就足够脑残。
: 难道vehicle without a driver 可以在大街上开 50 miles per hour?
| k*****e
发帖数: 22013 | 16 1和3都很正常吧。无人驾驶的汽车也不是没有。
2，大概是有人的狗是没经过绝育手术的，大街上遛狗可以，
狗狗要是在大街上ooxx，那就要管一管了，也很正常。
【在 m***n 的大作中提到】
: 报纸上看到的，随便翻一下，本来想发去洛杉矶版，还是决定给姐妹们笑笑先：
: 1. Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
: 阳光对群众是保证供应的。
: 2. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1500 feet of a
: tavern, school,or place of workshop.
: 动物禁止在酒馆，学校或者车间的1500尺范围内交配。
: 3.No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
: 无人驾驶车辆时速不许超过60迈。
| r********s
发帖数: 101 | 17 知错就改，蛮好。来抱抱，再去找个帖子让大家乐乐。。。。
【在 m***n 的大作中提到】
: ……
: 好吧，我承认我笑点低……
| O*****a
发帖数: 427 | 18 Google无人车已经上过高速了。不记得超没超60MPH了 |
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