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发帖数: 1598 | 1 那么，我的中国小老婆现在又如何呢？
她开心好的时候脾气好，她不开心的时候脾气就不好。她想sleep with Qiang or John
的时候就跑回自己的apt，她不想sleep with Qiang or John就躺在我的身边。她在in
period的时候把bathroom搞得一团糟，她在not in period的时候把自己拾掇的光鲜亮
丽，尽管我一直认为她不用拾掇也很光鲜亮丽。一句话，她是个十足的bitch。
但这些对于我这个在1984年NY连中两枪的老头子来说都无所谓。
有所谓的是我的那位见习神父小老乡。对，就是那个脸蛋漂亮的小Father。
因为他，她开始持续地去church。这个时候她凌厉无比的英语，更是派上了用场。她很
快就可以和他进行在神学范畴上颇有深度的谈话了。
So, how can I know He is the only way?
We can’t know it. We can’t know it by ourselves. We just couldn’t put it
in our own little box. We only know it by faith. Once you know it, you can
feel it. Once you feel it, you can tell it is true.
Not convincing, but still understandable.
He never wants you convinced. He only wants you loved.
When did you commit yourself?
As soon as I found the truth.
How can I get this truth?
The truth is just there, like an elephant, standing still. Go, touch, feel,
and you will get it by His mercy, by His grace, by His love.
他们的交谈偶尔也会形而下。
How long it’s gonna take you to prepare the whole morning? I mean the
Sunday service?
In the professional way, about a week. In the real way, my whole life.
Well, sounds very promising.
Yeah, it is promising.
Why do you choose here,Champaign?
His will.
Why not China?
His will.
Come on, it’s your will.
OK, OK, my will. Now I change it. I will go to China.
Need a local guide there?
Depends. Depends on who it’s gonna be.
Wanna a Chinese teacher?
Depends. Depends on who it’s gonna be.
I see. I’ll keep it in mind.
It’s very nice of you, always very nice.
You’re welcome, always welcome.
无论他们的对话形而上还是形而下，我都不插嘴。我也不知道是我不想插还是不能插。
也许是因为我们过了honey moon，Ling or Lyana甚至还会对我提出这样的问题：what
’s the difference between a pastor and Father?
Pastor can touch woman, Father can not.
Are you sure he never touches a woman, I mean that little cute New Yorker?
How could I know that kind of bullshit?
Ha, grandpa is in jealousy!
Excuse me, how can I be in damn jealousy if I am a grandpa? Could you tell
me how?
OK, let me tell ya how. Guess what, last Sunday morning, he did not look at
me at all during service in that little church.
So what?
So what? So it means he wants to hit on me.
OK, OK, what-fuckin-so-ever!
一个男人，到了我这把年岁，通常不该像这般为个女人饱受折磨。但我恰巧受的就是这
种折磨。
假若有个女人，最大的好处就在于I can put dick in. 最大的坏处呢？照我看莫过于
此。既然饱受折磨，又不能占上丝毫便宜，so what am I doing here?
更糟糕的是，一个大雪纷飞的夜晚，我接到了Tony的电话。
What’s the matter with you? What’s the matter with you? What’s the
fucking matter with you? Are you flooded by the fucking sperm? Are you a
mother-fucker-teenager? Don’t fuck around I tell ya! Don’t fuck around I
tell ya!
What should I do? What should I do? What should I fucking do?
我把这份很私人的苦恼，就着pot，分享给了Qiang or John。
他给出的建议简单干脆：kill he.
Maybe, it’s not a bad idea, for me and my 11 bullet loaded in the Colt
Eagle 9mm. | l****i
发帖数: 20439 | 2 一点小瑕疵：她开心（好）的时候脾气好。
John
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: 那么，我的中国小老婆现在又如何呢？
: 她开心好的时候脾气好，她不开心的时候脾气就不好。她想sleep with Qiang or John
: 的时候就跑回自己的apt，她不想sleep with Qiang or John就躺在我的身边。她在in
: period的时候把bathroom搞得一团糟，她在not in period的时候把自己拾掇的光鲜亮
: 丽，尽管我一直认为她不用拾掇也很光鲜亮丽。一句话，她是个十足的bitch。
: 但这些对于我这个在1984年NY连中两枪的老头子来说都无所谓。
: 有所谓的是我的那位见习神父小老乡。对，就是那个脸蛋漂亮的小Father。
: 因为他，她开始持续地去church。这个时候她凌厉无比的英语，更是派上了用场。她很
: 快就可以和他进行在神学范畴上颇有深度的谈话了。
: So, how can I know He is the only way?
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