S*******n
发帖数: 12762 | 1 鉴于本版马甲日多，特做此马甲报道申请模板，请大家踊跃提意见。
此处所附的，是一份样板信。除此cover letter外，还需要6封推荐信，2个版内的（na
tional）, 2个版外的(International), 2个不认识你的(Independent).
WenQing Immigration Bureau
Standing Politburo Members
P.O. Box 7
Mitbbs, TX 11111
To Whom It May Concern:
I am writing to apply for the permanent residency status of the WeiQing Broa
d of Mitbbs via the Alien with Extraordinary Weisuobility (EW1A) category.
I have a Ph.D. (18cm) from the University of XXX, a top research institute i
n the fields of Maoiology and Flirtation Studies. Currently I am an Ai H. Ha
ha Chair of Distinguished Maoiologist at the rank of full professor in the U
niversity of XXX.
My research focuses on the social construction of erotic feelings and the po
wer discourse on inter-subjective intercourses. Throughout my career as a Ma
oiologist, I have published numerous articles in top academic journals in my
fields such as Wei & Suo, Micromaoiology, Annual Report of Sex, Playboy, Pe
nthouse, and Hustler. I am currently working on two book contracts with the
Weiqing Press: Deep Down, Deep in (qianfu) and Tears of Yanzhi.
My cutting-edge scholarship has been widely recognized around the world. Dr.
N.N. Wolf, one of the founding fathers of Maoiology and a colleague of mine
, wrote in his reference letter:
" Dr. Yu is an extraordinary research Maoiologist with a distinguished trac
k of academic record. In the year of Lord 2011, I, with all the powers endo
wed within me by the Goddesses, and as the Director of Weiqing Foundation, w
hereby resolved to bestow upon the said Dr. Yu the title of Protector of the
Wives of the Crown Heir. When Dr. Yu is at charge, I am at ease. "
Dr. C.C. Ceng, another leading expert in the field of Maoiology, wrote in hi
s reference letter:
"Dr. Yu is such a marvelous researcher with unique weisuobilities that he se
ems to be born out of nowhere. He knows everything and everyone. As a highly
productive researcher, he can only be regarded as a good man. It is in our
national interest to grant him permanent residency status through the EW1A c
ategory. "
Not only have I published in my own fields, I have also pioneered in the cre
ation of Yeahpussiology as a new academic field. Dr. Y. Pussy, a legendary
scholar in the field of Maoiology, is an important yet under-studied figure.
His thesis, "The Art of Telling Women from Men," is now considered as a cla
ssic must-read for professionals and non-professionals. In the year of 2011,
Dr. Z. Miluo, a renowned international scholar, proposed to create a study
field about Dr. Pussy's legacy. As Dr. Miluo's collaborator, I have contribu
ted greatly to the new field of endeavor. Dr. Miluo wrote in her reference l
etter:
"Dr. Yu truly revolutionized the field of Yeahpussiology by creatively devel
oping Dr. Pussy's legacy. His research is on such phenomenal latitude that h
e is regarded as the founding father of No.5 School in Yeahpussioloy. "
Another internationally renowned scholar, Dr. S. Sophisticated, wrote in her
letter:
"Dr. Yu's unique weisuobility lies in his original research on how to use se
xual energies to facilitate time-travel. Therefore, he opens the door for p
eople to yy beyond their daily lives and truly enter the unknown space of m
ending hearts. "
In fact, my scholarship has been widely quoted by my peer scholars, as the g
reat watering periods on Weiqing broad can testify to it. The renowned Japan
ese scholar Dr. S. Doko, an independent reference, wrote in his letter:
"I have neither met nor worked with Dr. Yu in person. Although I deeply susp
ect that Dr. Yu is a student of Dr. D. Dome, the founding mother of Maoiolog
y, I support without any reservation his/her petition for permanent residenc
y status under EW1A category."
Another independent scholar, Dr. S. Sukha, former Dean of Astrology Associat
ion, wrote in her letter:
"Dr. Yu is a wonderfully educated pervert. He once and for all solved the pr
oblem that has been bothering Home Sapiens since its evolutionary start: to
be a pervert or not to be. "
Indeed, my scholarship is so widely recognized that I am a member of various
prestigious research associations such as pao-house, melody-in-the-wind, zh
uzhu, goodgilrgonebad, dome24,and xxy. I am also frequently reported by mitb
bs' national headlines. In conclusion, I am confident that my expertise can
greatly serve the slutty people's interests on the broad and I am fully qual
ified to apply for permanent residency status via EW1A category.
Thank you for considering my application. And an application fee of 100WB is
attached.
Sincerely,
Dr. S. Yu. | L*******t
发帖数: 1598 | | S*******n
发帖数: 12762 | 3 啥高手啊，今天下午恰好帮别人改信，又赶上那个英文文摘的由头，就胡写一个，大家
一笑而已
【在 L*******t 的大作中提到】
: haha
: 英文高手终于暴露了！！
| L*******t
发帖数: 1598 | 4 it's hilarious!
【在 S*******n 的大作中提到】
: 啥高手啊，今天下午恰好帮别人改信，又赶上那个英文文摘的由头，就胡写一个，大家
: 一笑而已
| S*******n
发帖数: 12762 | 5 lol,看到你的推荐信了么？
【在 L*******t 的大作中提到】
: it's hilarious!
| s*****a
发帖数: 66 | 6 赞一个！
na
Broa
.
【在 S*******n 的大作中提到】
: 鉴于本版马甲日多，特做此马甲报道申请模板，请大家踊跃提意见。
: 此处所附的，是一份样板信。除此cover letter外，还需要6封推荐信，2个版内的（na
: tional）, 2个版外的(International), 2个不认识你的(Independent).
: WenQing Immigration Bureau
: Standing Politburo Members
: P.O. Box 7
: Mitbbs, TX 11111
: To Whom It May Concern:
: I am writing to apply for the permanent residency status of the WeiQing Broa
: d of Mitbbs via the Alien with Extraordinary Weisuobility (EW1A) category.
| L*******t
发帖数: 1598 | 7 uh-huh, last but not least..
so what was the finding of that particular research?
【在 S*******n 的大作中提到】
: lol,看到你的推荐信了么？
| S*******n
发帖数: 12762 | 8 a plain truth: Sukha is a hot girl.
【在 L*******t 的大作中提到】
: uh-huh, last but not least..
: so what was the finding of that particular research?
| C*********t
发帖数: 92 | 9 你爱上她了
a plain truth: Sukha is a hot girl.
【在 S*******n 的大作中提到】
: a plain truth: Sukha is a hot girl.
| S*******n
发帖数: 12762 | 10 5新人报道了没？
【在 C*********t 的大作中提到】
: 你爱上她了
:
: a plain truth: Sukha is a hot girl.
| | | C*********t
发帖数: 92 | 11 我做了十年炮湿捣，算不算工作精历？
na
Broa
.
【在 S*******n 的大作中提到】
: 鉴于本版马甲日多，特做此马甲报道申请模板，请大家踊跃提意见。
: 此处所附的，是一份样板信。除此cover letter外，还需要6封推荐信，2个版内的（na
: tional）, 2个版外的(International), 2个不认识你的(Independent).
: WenQing Immigration Bureau
: Standing Politburo Members
: P.O. Box 7
: Mitbbs, TX 11111
: To Whom It May Concern:
: I am writing to apply for the permanent residency status of the WeiQing Broa
: d of Mitbbs via the Alien with Extraordinary Weisuobility (EW1A) category.
| C*********t
发帖数: 92 | 12 正在学习模版，领会体会中 ^_^
5新人报道了没？
【在 S*******n 的大作中提到】
: 5新人报道了没？
| A*****8
发帖数: 8590 | 13 厉害，搞EB1A的？
【在 S*******n 的大作中提到】
: 啥高手啊，今天下午恰好帮别人改信，又赶上那个英文文摘的由头，就胡写一个，大家
: 一笑而已
| T********e
发帖数: 3677 | 14 lol
na
Broa
.
【在 S*******n 的大作中提到】
: 鉴于本版马甲日多，特做此马甲报道申请模板，请大家踊跃提意见。
: 此处所附的，是一份样板信。除此cover letter外，还需要6封推荐信，2个版内的（na
: tional）, 2个版外的(International), 2个不认识你的(Independent).
: WenQing Immigration Bureau
: Standing Politburo Members
: P.O. Box 7
: Mitbbs, TX 11111
: To Whom It May Concern:
: I am writing to apply for the permanent residency status of the WeiQing Broa
: d of Mitbbs via the Alien with Extraordinary Weisuobility (EW1A) category.
| J******s
发帖数: 7538 | 15 zan！
lol
na
Broa
.
【在 S*******n 的大作中提到】
: 鉴于本版马甲日多，特做此马甲报道申请模板，请大家踊跃提意见。
: 此处所附的，是一份样板信。除此cover letter外，还需要6封推荐信，2个版内的（na
: tional）, 2个版外的(International), 2个不认识你的(Independent).
: WenQing Immigration Bureau
: Standing Politburo Members
: P.O. Box 7
: Mitbbs, TX 11111
: To Whom It May Concern:
: I am writing to apply for the permanent residency status of the WeiQing Broa
: d of Mitbbs via the Alien with Extraordinary Weisuobility (EW1A) category.
| s*******s
发帖数: 5087 | 16 Bravo！
na
Broa
.
【在 S*******n 的大作中提到】
: 鉴于本版马甲日多，特做此马甲报道申请模板，请大家踊跃提意见。
: 此处所附的，是一份样板信。除此cover letter外，还需要6封推荐信，2个版内的（na
: tional）, 2个版外的(International), 2个不认识你的(Independent).
: WenQing Immigration Bureau
: Standing Politburo Members
: P.O. Box 7
: Mitbbs, TX 11111
: To Whom It May Concern:
: I am writing to apply for the permanent residency status of the WeiQing Broa
: d of Mitbbs via the Alien with Extraordinary Weisuobility (EW1A) category.
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