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Medicalpractice版 - 医生的墓志铭(ZZ)
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这个病人这么评价我, 大家说为什么?求教奇怪症状表现的病因!
【娱乐和幽默】Dr.Lexian, 我终于感觉到你的愤怒。James Bond, where have you been shot?
Neurology vs primary care/hospitalist【紧急求助神医】手指有麻木感是怎么回事?
A老美国最大的好处
四月份怎么了?偏头痛吗?我是不是有焦虑症
Hope Neurologist can help this sister (转载)5 unexpected way to get sued
need help from neurologist/epileptologist大家帮我分析一下,我的宝宝是不是癫痫症状啊
美国医疗到底谁做主?Energy drinks的作用是Caffeine量决定的吧
相关话题的讨论汇总
话题: mitbbs话题: he话题: doc话题: 医生话题: his
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A*******s
发帖数: 9638
1
内科医生:
Not on call
妇产科医生:
can't sue me now
病理医生:
Here lies Doc, he was a good old soul,
Spent most of his life in a little cubbyhole,
Cutting up parts and slapping glass,
It is no wonder that it killed his ass.
If it had not been for the formaldehyde,
without the smell we did not know he had died.
So, here's to Doc, whose casket we are loading,
He no longer has to worry about that frigging ICD-10 coding!
MITBBS斑竹:
Infamous physician,was granted licenses to practice in 35 states, with 22
suspensions and 33 revocations at the time of his death, according to the
most recent available information. He became a member of MITBBS in 2011。
He died in 3012, while incarcerated, from MITBBS withdrawal seizures due to
a transient MITBBS Website shutdown。 He is survived by the 1898 remaining
living MITBBS addicts.
LOL
a**e
发帖数: 5094
2
Neurologist:
Thanks god, patient agrees to see a psychiatrist.

【在 A*******s 的大作中提到】
: 内科医生:
: Not on call
: 妇产科医生:
: can't sue me now
: 病理医生:
: Here lies Doc, he was a good old soul,
: Spent most of his life in a little cubbyhole,
: Cutting up parts and slapping glass,
: It is no wonder that it killed his ass.
: If it had not been for the formaldehyde,

c**********m
发帖数: 2088
3
psychiatrist:
Thanks god, patient agrees to see a Neurologist.
lol

【在 a**e 的大作中提到】
: Neurologist:
: Thanks god, patient agrees to see a psychiatrist.

A*******s
发帖数: 9638
4
psychiatrist:
So long,教授哥哥

【在 c**********m 的大作中提到】
: psychiatrist:
: Thanks god, patient agrees to see a Neurologist.
: lol

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Energy drinks的作用是Caffeine量决定的吧四月份怎么了?
Aplusplus 封 qilikacha1 在 Medicalpractice 版 (转载)Hope Neurologist can help this sister (转载)
【intern 日记】 第三周,真正的煎熬开始了need help from neurologist/epileptologist
【attending 日记】有没有开车年龄的限制(Too old to drive)美国医疗到底谁做主?
这个病人这么评价我, 大家说为什么?求教奇怪症状表现的病因!
【娱乐和幽默】Dr.Lexian, 我终于感觉到你的愤怒。James Bond, where have you been shot?
Neurology vs primary care/hospitalist【紧急求助神医】手指有麻木感是怎么回事?
A老美国最大的好处
相关话题的讨论汇总
话题: mitbbs话题: he话题: doc话题: 医生话题: his