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发帖数: 746 | 1 By Tim Elfrink Tue., Jul. 23 2013 at 5:30 PM 12 Comments
Categories: Politicks
Anthony Weiner, AKA "Carlos Danger"
Thanks to Anthony Weiner's inhuman drive to keep sexy talking ladies online,
Carlos Danger has ruled Twitter this afternoon. Based on screen caps posted
to the Dirty -- and partially confirmed in a statement from the ex-
congressman -- "Carlos Danger" was the hilariously dashing pseudonym he used
in his latest online exploits.
Too bad for Dr. Carlos Danger. He's a real dude who really lives in Miami,
practices psychiatry, and probably never envisioned himself at the center of
a national political sex scandal.
The real Dr. Danger -- who hopefully at least considered a career building
giant, evil laser devices in a hollowed-out mountain somewhere before
settling on psychiatry -- operates a Coral Gables clinic called Innova
Clinical Trials.
Danger, who graduated from the University of Miami in 2001 and did his
residency until 2005 at Jackson Memorial, didn't return Riptide's call to
discuss Weiner's misuse of his good name.
Riptide also called Charlie Danger, director of Miami-Dade County's Building
Department, hoping he might have a thing or two to say to Weiner about his
pseudonym choices. Charlie Danger didn't bite either, but his spokesman did
confirm that Carlos is his son.
Hopefully when Weiner takes the stage at his news conference this afternoon
to discuss the latest sexting allegations, he'll offer a heartfelt apology
not only to his family, friends, and the people of New York but also to a
lone Miami psychiatrist (and maybe James Bond villain) whose name he's
scarred forever. | A*******s
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