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d******8
发帖数: 1795
1
The Chinese Communist Party. When every CCP member joins the party, he or
she has to swear that he or she will fight for the most glorious business
in the world, and that is to take away the fortune from the riches and
share it with everybody. But instead, they are taking away the fortune
from everybody and become the riches.
m**********n
发帖数: 27535
2
哈。。哈。。
d*****0
发帖数: 68029
3
cold

【在 d******8 的大作中提到】
: The Chinese Communist Party. When every CCP member joins the party, he or
: she has to swear that he or she will fight for the most glorious business
: in the world, and that is to take away the fortune from the riches and
: share it with everybody. But instead, they are taking away the fortune
: from everybody and become the riches.

d******8
发帖数: 1795
4
I'll recommend Joe Wang perform this one right in the face of Hu an Obama.
It should be fun to watch.

【在 d*****0 的大作中提到】
: cold
l**i
发帖数: 8144
5
你这是农民起义的口号 打土豪分田地

【在 d******8 的大作中提到】
: The Chinese Communist Party. When every CCP member joins the party, he or
: she has to swear that he or she will fight for the most glorious business
: in the world, and that is to take away the fortune from the riches and
: share it with everybody. But instead, they are taking away the fortune
: from everybody and become the riches.

D**S
发帖数: 24887
6
It is too straightforward and thus not quite funny.

【在 d******8 的大作中提到】
: The Chinese Communist Party. When every CCP member joins the party, he or
: she has to swear that he or she will fight for the most glorious business
: in the world, and that is to take away the fortune from the riches and
: share it with everybody. But instead, they are taking away the fortune
: from everybody and become the riches.

I****e
发帖数: 7742
7
真的觉得很让人捧腹?

【在 d******8 的大作中提到】
: The Chinese Communist Party. When every CCP member joins the party, he or
: she has to swear that he or she will fight for the most glorious business
: in the world, and that is to take away the fortune from the riches and
: share it with everybody. But instead, they are taking away the fortune
: from everybody and become the riches.

d******8
发帖数: 1795
8
You are absolutely right. It is a fact.
But just think about the fact for a moment, don't you agree that the CCP
is the biggest joke on earth?

【在 D**S 的大作中提到】
: It is too straightforward and thus not quite funny.
w*****h
发帖数: 2120
9
和 humor扯不上一点联系 。
x****u
发帖数: 12955
10
改了改了。
黄西遇到巴马,对他说,美国有很多人说你是共产党,我看不像。你的钱没那么多。
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d******8
发帖数: 1795
11
I just feel the name “共产党” of this party is so different from what they
are actually doing everyday.
他们共的是谁的产啊?胡锦涛,太子党的产我能共么?

【在 x****u 的大作中提到】
: 改了改了。
: 黄西遇到巴马,对他说,美国有很多人说你是共产党,我看不像。你的钱没那么多。

d******8
发帖数: 1795
12
I actually smiled after reading it twice.

【在 x****u 的大作中提到】
: 改了改了。
: 黄西遇到巴马,对他说,美国有很多人说你是共产党,我看不像。你的钱没那么多。

x****u
发帖数: 12955
13

they
当年蒋介石的人说共产党是共产共妻被说是造谣。实际上看来只是早说了几十年。

【在 d******8 的大作中提到】
: I just feel the name “共产党” of this party is so different from what they
: are actually doing everyday.
: 他们共的是谁的产啊?胡锦涛,太子党的产我能共么?

d******8
发帖数: 1795
14
共产党的回应是,
我们共产不共妻。
其实,共婊子的贪官还是不少的。

【在 x****u 的大作中提到】
:
: they
: 当年蒋介石的人说共产党是共产共妻被说是造谣。实际上看来只是早说了几十年。

i*********8
发帖数: 3229
15
你这英文还是别给人出点子了。

【在 d******8 的大作中提到】
: The Chinese Communist Party. When every CCP member joins the party, he or
: she has to swear that he or she will fight for the most glorious business
: in the world, and that is to take away the fortune from the riches and
: share it with everybody. But instead, they are taking away the fortune
: from everybody and become the riches.

b***y
发帖数: 14281
16
where is the joke? when stating facts in a straightforward way, there is no
humor. No matter how much truth is in there, it has no value as a joke. Get a
life. This is just stupid.
d******8
发帖数: 1795
17
Sigh. Chinese people are just too complicated. Even for jokes.

no
Get a

【在 b***y 的大作中提到】
: where is the joke? when stating facts in a straightforward way, there is no
: humor. No matter how much truth is in there, it has no value as a joke. Get a
: life. This is just stupid.

E*********e
发帖数: 2686
18
……
c**********w
发帖数: 1746
19
老黄可是明白人,说不定啥时候还要回国吃饭
m*****5
发帖数: 23482
20
not funny
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a********l
发帖数: 39524
21
底下的人都沉默了,心想我们都是跟中共合作吸中国人民血的人。
a********l
发帖数: 39524
22
foxnews maybe, but comedy no way.

Obama.

【在 d******8 的大作中提到】
: I'll recommend Joe Wang perform this one right in the face of Hu an Obama.
: It should be fun to watch.

h****n
发帖数: 4860
23
小将觉德不好笑,老将觉得好笑
a******g
发帖数: 1538
24
黄西没这个胆,他还想上春晚呢
m*****5
发帖数: 23482
25
奥巴马总统,我知道您不是共产党,因为你说话不能一言九鼎
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