a***c
发帖数: 2443 | 1 【 以下文字转载自 WaterWorld 讨论区 】
发信人: aspec (3 dollar bill), 信区: WaterWorld
标 题: On Trolling the Living Hell out of Mainland Chinese in Real Life - The Status Quo
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Jun 2 20:23:35 2011, 美东)
If you're planning on staying in America for a while, read on.
The gravity of the situation is I actually have a shot at running for office
and you don't for the following reasons:
I am better connected than 99.99% of you will ever be in this country;
I am genuinely good with people, and am especially good at manipulating
single-dimensional personality types such as yourselves. It really doesn't
take much for me to whip up a speech to get most Chinese immigrants all
riled up and rooting for me;
I can debate the shit out of you in either language because I already know
most of your arguments and you hardly know any of mine. Besides, most of you
don't even know how to debate anyway.
hmmm... can you say checkmate? I bet I can. | c***n
发帖数: 2232 | 2 "I am genuinely good with people, and am especially good at manipulating
single-dimensional personality types such as yourselves."
Chinglish?
The Status Quo
office
【在 a***c 的大作中提到】
: 【 以下文字转载自 WaterWorld 讨论区 】
: 发信人: aspec (3 dollar bill), 信区: WaterWorld
: 标 题: On Trolling the Living Hell out of Mainland Chinese in Real Life - The Status Quo
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Jun 2 20:23:35 2011, 美东)
: If you're planning on staying in America for a while, read on.
: The gravity of the situation is I actually have a shot at running for office
: and you don't for the following reasons:
: I am better connected than 99.99% of you will ever be in this country;
: I am genuinely good with people, and am especially good at manipulating
: single-dimensional personality types such as yourselves. It really doesn't
| a***c
发帖数: 2443 | 3 airhead?
【在 c***n 的大作中提到】
: "I am genuinely good with people, and am especially good at manipulating
: single-dimensional personality types such as yourselves."
: Chinglish?
:
: The Status Quo
: office
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