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发帖数: 17544 | 1 On his bench in Madison Square Soapy moved uneasily. When wild geese honk
high of nights, and when women without sealskin coats grow kind to their
husbands, and when Soapy moves uneasily on his bench in the park, you may
know that winter is near at hand.
A dead leaf fell in Soapy's lap. That was Jack Frost's card. Jack is kind to
the regular denizens of Madison Square, and gives fair warning of his
annual call. At the corners of four streets he hands his pasteboard to the
North Wind, footman of the mansion of All Outdoors, so that the inhabitants
thereof may make ready.
Soapy's mind became cognisant of the fact that the time had come for him to
resolve himself into a singular Committee of Ways and Means to provide
against the coming rigour. And therefore he moved uneasily on his bench.
The hibernatorial ambitions of Soapy were not of the highest. In them there
were no considerations of Mediterranean cruises, of soporific Southern skies
drifting in the Vesuvian Bay. Three months on the Island was what his soul
craved. Three months of assured board and bed and congenial company, safe
from Boreas and bluecoats, seemed to Soapy the essence of things desirable.
For years the hospitable Blackwell's had been his winter quarters. Just as
his more fortunate fellow New Yorkers had bought their tickets to Palm Beach
and the Riviera each winter, so Soapy had made his humble arrangements for
his annual hegira to the Island. And now the time was come. On the previous
night three Sabbath newspapers, distributed beneath his coat, about his
ankles and over his lap, had failed to repulse the cold as he slept on his
bench near the spurting fountain in the ancient square. So the Island loomed
big and timely in Soapy's mind. He scorned the provisions made in the name
of charity for the city's dependents. In Soapy's opinion the Law was more
benign than Philanthropy. There was an endless round of institutions,
municipal and eleemosynary, on which he might set out and receive lodging
and food accordant with the simple life. But to one of Soapy's proud spirit
the gifts of charity are encumbered. If not in coin you must pay in
humiliation of spirit for every benefit received at the hands of
philanthropy. As Caesar had his Brutus, every bed of charity must have its
toll of a bath, every loaf of bread its compensation of a private and
personal inquisition. Wherefore it is better to be a guest of the law, which
though conducted by rules, does not meddle unduly with a gentleman's
private affairs.
Soapy, having decided to go to the Island, at once set about accomplishing
his desire. There were many easy ways of doing this. The pleasantest was to
dine luxuriously at some expensive restaurant; and then, after declaring
insolvency, be handed over quietly and without uproar to a policeman. An
accommodating magistrate would do the rest.
Soapy left his bench and strolled out of the square and across the level sea
of asphalt, where Broadway and Fifth Avenue flow together. Up Broadway he
turned, and halted at a glittering cafe, where are gathered together nightly
the choicest products of the grape, the silkworm and the protoplasm.
Soapy had confidence in himself from the lowest button of his vest upward.
He was shaven, and his coat was decent and his neat black, ready-tied four-
in-hand had been presented to him by a lady missionary on Thanksgiving Day.
If he could reach a table in the restaurant unsuspected success would be his
. The portion of him that would show above the table would raise no doubt in
the waiter's mind. A roasted mallard duck, thought Soapy, would be about
the thing--with a bottle of Chablis, and then Camembert, a demi-tasse and a
cigar. One dollar for the cigar would be enough. The total would not be so
high as to call forth any supreme manifestation of revenge from the cafe
management; and yet the meat would leave him filled and happy for the
journey to his winter refuge.
But as Soapy set foot inside the restaurant door the head waiter's eye fell
upon his frayed trousers and decadent shoes. Strong and ready hands turned
him about and conveyed him in silence and haste to the sidewalk and averted
the ignoble fate of the menaced mallard.
Soapy turned off Broadway. It seemed that his route to the coveted island
was not to be an epicurean one. Some other way of entering limbo must be
thought of.
At a corner of Sixth Avenue electric lights and cunningly displayed wares
behind plate-glass made a shop window conspicuous. Soapy took a cobblestone
and dashed it through the glass. People came running around the corner, a
policeman in the lead. Soapy stood still, with his hands in his pockets, and
smiled at the sight of brass buttons.
"Where's the man that done that?" inquired the officer excitedly.
"Don't you figure out that I might have had something to do with it?" said
Soapy, not without sarcasm, but friendly, as one greets good fortune.
The policeman's mind refused to accept Soapy even as a clue. Men who smash
windows do not remain to parley with the law's minions. They take to their
heels. The policeman saw a man half way down the block running to catch a
car. With drawn club he joined in the pursuit. Soapy, with disgust in his
heart, loafed along, twice unsuccessful.
On the opposite side of the street was a restaurant of no great pretensions.
It catered to large appetites and modest purses. Its crockery and
atmosphere were thick; its soup and napery thin. Into this place Soapy took
his accusive shoes and telltale trousers without challenge. At a table he
sat and consumed beefsteak, flapjacks, doughnuts and pie. And then to the
waiter be betrayed the fact that the minutest coin and himself were
strangers.
"Now, get busy and call a cop," said Soapy. "And don't keep a gentleman
waiting."
"No cop for youse," said the waiter, with a voice like butter cakes and an
eye like the cherry in a Manhattan cocktail. "Hey, Con!"
Neatly upon his left ear on the callous pavement two waiters pitched Soapy.
He arose, joint by joint, as a carpenter's rule opens, and beat the dust
from his clothes. Arrest seemed but a rosy dream. The Island seemed very far
away. A policeman who stood before a drug store two doors away laughed and
walked down the street.
Five blocks Soapy travelled before his courage permitted him to woo capture
again. This time the opportunity presented what he fatuously termed to
himself a "cinch." A young woman of a modest and pleasing guise was standing
before a show window gazing with sprightly interest at its display of
shaving mugs and inkstands, and two yards from the window a large policeman
of severe demeanour leaned against a water plug.
It was Soapy's design to assume the role of the despicable and execrated "
masher." The refined and elegant appearance of his victim and the contiguity
of the conscientious cop encouraged him to believe that he would soon feel
the pleasant official clutch upon his arm that would insure his winter
quarters on the right little, tight little isle.
Soapy straightened the lady missionary's readymade tie, dragged his
shrinking cuffs into the open, set his hat at a killing cant and sidled
toward the young woman. He made eyes at her, was taken with sudden coughs
and "hems," smiled, smirked and went brazenly through the impudent and
contemptible litany of the "masher." With half an eye Soapy saw that the
policeman was watching him fixedly. The young woman moved away a few steps,
and again bestowed her absorbed attention upon the shaving mugs. Soapy
followed, boldly stepping to her side, raised his hat and said:
"Ah there, Bedelia! Don't you want to come and play in my yard?"
The policeman was still looking. The persecuted young woman had but to
beckon a finger and Soapy would be practically en route for his insular
haven. Already he imagined he could feel the cozy warmth of the station-
house. The young woman faced him and, stretching out a hand, caught Soapy's
coat sleeve.
Sure, Mike," she said joyfully, "if you'll blow me to a pail of suds. I'd
have spoke to you sooner, but the cop was watching."
With the young woman playing the clinging ivy to his oak Soapy walked past
the policeman overcome with gloom. He seemed doomed to liberty.
At the next corner he shook off his companion and ran. He halted in the
district where by night are found the lightest streets, hearts, vows and
librettos.
Women in furs and men in greatcoats moved gaily in the wintry air. A sudden
fear seized Soapy that some dreadful enchantment had rendered him immune to
arrest. The thought brought a little of panic upon it, and when he came upon
another policeman lounging grandly in front of a transplendent theatre he
caught at the immediate straw of "disorderly conduct."
On the sidewalk Soapy began to yell drunken gibberish at the top of his
harsh voice. He danced, howled, raved and otherwise disturbed the welkin.
The policeman twirled his club, turned his back to Soapy and remarked to a
citizen.
"'Tis one of them Yale lads celebratin' the goose egg they give to the
Hartford College. Noisy; but no harm. We've instructions to lave them be."
Disconsolate, Soapy ceased his unavailing racket. Would never a policeman
lay hands on him? In his fancy the Island seemed an unattainable Arcadia. He
buttoned his thin coat against the chilling wind.
In a cigar store he saw a well-dressed man lighting a cigar at a swinging
light. His silk umbrella he had set by the door on entering. Soapy stepped
inside, secured the umbrella and sauntered off with it slowly. The man at
the cigar light followed hastily.
"My umbrella," he said, sternly.
"Oh, is it?" sneered Soapy, adding insult to petit larceny. "Well, why don't
you call a policeman? I took it. Your umbrella! Why don't you call a cop?
There stands one on the corner."
The umbrella owner slowed his steps. Soapy did likewise, with a presentiment
that luck would again run against him. The policeman looked at the two
curiously.
"Of course," said the umbrella man--"that is--well, you know how these
mistakes occur--I--if it's your umbrella I hope you'll excuse me--I picked
it up this morning in a restaurant--If you recognise it as yours, why--I
hope you'll--"
"Of course it's mine," said Soapy, viciously.
The ex-umbrella man retreated. The policeman hurried to assist a tall blonde
in an opera cloak across the street in front of a street car that was
approaching two blocks away.
Soapy walked eastward through a street damaged by improvements. He hurled
the umbrella wrathfully into an excavation. He muttered against the men who
wear helmets and carry clubs. Because he wanted to fall into their clutches,
they seemed to regard him as a king who could do no wrong.
At length Soapy reached one of the avenues to the east where the glitter and
turmoil was but faint. He set his face down this toward Madison Square, for
the homing instinct survives even when the home is a park bench.
But on an unusually quiet corner Soapy came to a standstill. Here was an old
church, quaint and rambling and gabled. Through one violet-stained window a
soft light glowed, where, no doubt, the organist loitered over the keys,
making sure of his mastery of the coming Sabbath anthem. For there drifted
out to Soapy's ears sweet music that caught and held him transfixed against
the convolutions of the iron fence.
The moon was above, lustrous and serene; vehicles and pedestrians were few;
sparrows twittered sleepily in the eaves--for a little while the scene might
have been a country churchyard. And the anthem that the organist played
cemented Soapy to the iron fence, for he had known it well in the days when
his life contained such things as mothers and roses and ambitions and
friends and immaculate thoughts and collars.
The conjunction of Soapy's receptive state of mind and the influences about
the old church wrought a sudden and wonderful change in his soul. He viewed
with swift horror the pit into which he had tumbled, the degraded days,
unworthy desires, dead hopes, wrecked faculties and base motives that made
up his existence.
And also in a moment his heart responded thrillingly to this novel mood. An
instantaneous and strong impulse moved him to battle with his desperate fate
. He would pull himself out of the mire; he would make a man of himself
again; he would conquer the evil that had taken possession of him. There was
time; he was comparatively young yet; he would resurrect his old eager
ambitions and pursue them without faltering. Those solemn but sweet organ
notes had set up a revolution in him. To-morrow he would go into the roaring
downtown district and find work. A fur importer had once offered him a
place as driver. He would find him to-morrow and ask for the position. He
would be somebody in the world. He would--
Soapy felt a hand laid on his arm. He looked quickly around into the broad
face of a policeman.
"What are you doin' here?" asked the officer.
"Nothin'," said Soapy.
"Then come along," said the policeman.
"Three months on the Island," said the Magistrate in the Police Court the
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: On his bench in Madison Square Soapy moved uneasily. When wild geese honk
: high of nights, and when women without sealskin coats grow kind to their
: husbands, and when Soapy moves uneasily on his bench in the park, you may
: know that winter is near at hand.
: A dead leaf fell in Soapy's lap. That was Jack Frost's card. Jack is kind to
: the regular denizens of Madison Square, and gives fair warning of his
: annual call. At the corners of four streets he hands his pasteboard to the
: North Wind, footman of the mansion of All Outdoors, so that the inhabitants
: thereof may make ready.
: Soapy's mind became cognisant of the fact that the time had come for him to
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发帖数: 17544 | 3 Some people who need medical care but can't afford it go to the emergency
room. Others just hope they'll get better. James Richard Verone robbed a
bank.
Earlier this month, Verone (pictured), a 59-year-old convenience store clerk
, walked into a Gaston, N.C., bank and handed the cashier a note demanding $
1 and medical attention. Then he waited calmly for police to show up.
He's now in jail and has an appointment with a doctor this week.
Verone's problems started when he lost the job he'd held for 17 years as a
Coca Cola deliveryman, amid the economic downturn. He found new work driving
a truck, but it didn't last. Eventually, he took a part-time position at
the convenience store.
But Verone's body wasn't up to it. The bending and lifting made his back
ache. He had problems with his left foot, making him limp. He also suffered
from carpal tunnel syndrome and arthritis.
Then he noticed a protrusion on his chest. "The pain was beyond the
tolerance that I could accept," Verone told the Gaston Gazette. "I kind of
hit a brick wall with everything."
Verone knew he needed help--and he didn't want to be a burden on his sister
and brothers. He applied for food stamps, but they weren't enough either.
So he hatched a plan. On June 9, he woke up, showered, ironed his shirt. He
mailed a letter to the Gazette, listing the return address as the Gaston
County Jail.
"When you receive this a bank robbery will have been committed by me,"
Verone wrote in the letter. "This robbery is being committed by me for one
dollar. I am of sound mind but not so much sound body."
Then Verone hailed a cab to take him to the RBC Bank. Inside, he handed the
teller his $1 robbery demand.
"I didn't have any fears," said Verone. "I told the teller that I would sit
over here and wait for police."
The teller was so frightened that she had to be taken to the hospital to be
checked out. Verone, meanwhile, was taken to jail, just as he'd planned it.
Because he only asked for $1, Verone was charged with larceny, not bank
robbery. But he said that if his punishment isn't severe enough, he plans to
tell the judge that he'll do it again. His $100,000 bond has been reduced
to $2,000, but he says he doesn't plan to pay it.
In jail, Verone said he skips dinner to avoid too much contact with the
other inmates. He's already seen some nurses and is scheduled to see a
doctor on Friday. He said he's hoping to receive back and foot surgery, and
get the protrusion on his chest treated. Then he plans to spend a few years
in jail, before getting out in time to collect Social Security and move to
the beach.
Verone also presented the view that if the United States had a health-care
system which offered people more government support, he wouldn't have had to
make the choice he did.
"If you don't have your health you don't have anything," Verone said.
The Affordable Care Act, President Obama's health-care overhaul passed by
Congress last year, was designed to make it easier for Americans in
situations like Verone's to get health insurance. But most of its provisions
don't go into effect until 2014.
As it is, Verone said he thinks he chose the best of a bunch of bad options
. "I picked jail."
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