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发帖数: 149 | 1 My Name is Suzy. To wit:
1) I demand banks pay me 20% on a CD but loan me money at 3% fixed for 30
years.
2) If the price of my house goes up I am good. But if it goes down, someone
should pay me by God.
3) I got paid for 40 years of working. I got a market salary. Now you better
pay me till I die for the priviledge of me showing up every day and already
getting paid. Anyway, I did not save for my retirement.
4) I am very overweigh and a drug user. This makes able to get SSDI! Yay!
5) I eat fast food a lot. It pisses me off that triple bugers are three
bucks.
6) I hate China. I have never been there, don't know anything about it, but
I am an unabashed expert.
7) I want a house on the end of a cul-de-sac that appreciates 50% a year,
but property taxes don't rise, and only MY house appreciates. And by God it
better be two minutes from work so I can drive my car.
8) I am real smart. I think the profit on my home is equal to what I get
when I sell less the amount owed.
9) My children graduated high school. One works at a car wash, and the other
at Wendy's. The Asian American kids down the street are doctors. It is not
fair. I paid my tax. Why do they do better? It can't be because I didn't
push hard enough or set goals. But I sure let em go to soccer camp.
10)I drive a huge Suburban that I trade in every two years for the exact
same model. I need space by god not just for by stretchy pant covered large
butt, but for plastic junk I get from wal mart. I don't understand why I
never have any money.
11) I think rich is anyone who makes more than me which is everyone. So I
should get free cash.
12) I have never traveled outside my state. Who knows what is out there? The
kids down the street speak four languages and have been all over the world.
I can't imagine all that fuss when I can go to the river in my trailer and
drink beer.
13) The government owes me a job at 90K with a car. I have no skills, but
that is irrelevant. I ain't workin after five.
14) I demand free healthcare, unlimited choice, the best pharmceuticals, and
the right to sue for billions. I am a citizen and I should get the best.
15) I think I have a constitutional right to 1.00 a gallon gasoline. Prices
should never rise only fall.
16) I don't take kindly to reading. I like to see T.V.
17). I don't cook. I just rotate between fast food restaurants.
18) I am not sure who my "babydaddy" is.
19) When I vote, it is based on what I see on T.V. All them compound words
and confusion. I don't want to understand the issues.I just want cash back.
20).SNAP card is a term familiar to me.
21) I should get paid 200% of my previous salary for life if I become
unemployed for any reason until a job offer come driving buy. I am not about
to make any changes.
22) I realize that social security is a supplemnt. I didn't earn it, I don't
deserve,it, but if they don't pay me by God I will raise hell! | l********k
发帖数: 14844 | 2 sorry, bankars got this deal already. out of stock. |
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