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Military版 - 日本那么多美丽的女优, 为啥偏偏空姐名气大?
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话题: jules话题: vincent话题: filthy话题: dog
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d**t
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她脸型不行,难道是叫得好听? 还是整体演技好?
g********6
发帖数: 951
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空姐会做人,就像wsn写再多paper不会做人也就是个苦逼命

【在 d**t 的大作中提到】
: 她脸型不行,难道是叫得好听? 还是整体演技好?
m**********2
发帖数: 6568
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就象电影Pulp Fiction里的著名对话说的, personality goes a long way。
狗也吃屎,问题是大家为什么认为猪比狗脏?为什么大家更喜欢狗?
Vincent and Jules had this discussion:
Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No man, I don't eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause
I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's
a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to
disregard its own feces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
Jules: I don't eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely
dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he
would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherfuckin' pig. I
mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres
, you know what I'm sayin'?

【在 g********6 的大作中提到】
: 空姐会做人,就像wsn写再多paper不会做人也就是个苦逼命
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