a***0
发帖数: 375 | 1 貌似网上很多白人认为华人的抗议是小题大做，我们是不是模仿 Kids Table 的对话，
设计一个 “JOKE” 来教育一下他们？ 我设计的是一个关于白人对待印地安人的，先
打个草稿，欢迎批评建议
Let's imagine a kids table show in 1800s
Host: there are more the Native Indians than we whites, if they get the
right to vote, they will take over our government and congress, what are we
going to do?
Kid A: we kill every Native Indians in America !
Host: should we allow the Native Indians to live?
All Kids: Yeah, No!
Host: If we don’t allow them to live, then they will try to kill us!
Kid B: we kill all of them before they try to kill us!
(Laughs) |
s**i
发帖数: 4448 | |
a***0
发帖数: 375 | 3 你来改进一下呗
【在 s**i 的大作中提到】
: Lame.
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s*********e
发帖数: 5245 | 4 美国现在根本就唯有一个所谓的白人阶级。
你们这些吊丝，连美国式的幽默都理解不了，还想编美国JOKE，本身就是个JOKE.
先跟JOE WONG学学，有空多看看JAY LENO, LETTERMAN, JK的SHOW吧。
we
【在 a***0 的大作中提到】
: 貌似网上很多白人认为华人的抗议是小题大做，我们是不是模仿 Kids Table 的对话，
: 设计一个 “JOKE” 来教育一下他们？ 我设计的是一个关于白人对待印地安人的，先
: 打个草稿，欢迎批评建议
: Let's imagine a kids table show in 1800s
: Host: there are more the Native Indians than we whites, if they get the
: right to vote, they will take over our government and congress, what are we
: going to do?
: Kid A: we kill every Native Indians in America !
: Host: should we allow the Native Indians to live?
: All Kids: Yeah, No!
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a***0
发帖数: 375 | 5 你懂美国式的幽默，那你来帮着改进一下呗
【在 s*********e 的大作中提到】
: 美国现在根本就唯有一个所谓的白人阶级。
: 你们这些吊丝，连美国式的幽默都理解不了，还想编美国JOKE，本身就是个JOKE.
: 先跟JOE WONG学学，有空多看看JAY LENO, LETTERMAN, JK的SHOW吧。
:
: we
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s**i
发帖数: 4448 | 6 http://www.mitbbs.com/article_t/Military/40488637.html
The right kind retaliation is for a Chinese talk show host to deliver an
awesome comeback like: US would need to borrow more from China to arm her
army to kill everyone here//the US could hand over her navy to China and we
call it even//we will send more pediatricians to the US to improve her
infant mortality rate so there would be more labors in the US to pay our
debt...wait a sec, more well fare checks to single moms, scratch that... |
c**l
发帖数: 9003 | 7 现成的很多
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Jimmy: A lot of Mexicans are taking over the unskilled manual labor jobs of
the US. What should we do?
Kid: Kill all Mexicans.
ABC: Nope, we're not airing that.
Jimmy: Muslim are protesting against law that ban hijabs. What should we do?
Kid: Kill all Muslims.
ABC: NOPE, definitively not airing that!
Jimmy: Jewish people control a lot of financial assets in the US. What
should we do?
Kid: Kill all Jews.
ABC: WHO THE FCUK does the kid think he is? Destroy the footage immediately!
Jimmy: The US owes China 1.3 trillion in debt. What should we do?
Kid: Kill all Chinese.
ABC: HAHA, that's funny. We're putting this in for sure. I mean, what are
they gonna do, get mad at an innocent kid's joke |
s**i
发帖数: 4448 | 8 This one is good and right on the point。
of
do?
【在 c**l 的大作中提到】
: 现成的很多
: -------------------------------------
: Jimmy: A lot of Mexicans are taking over the unskilled manual labor jobs of
: the US. What should we do?
: Kid: Kill all Mexicans.
: ABC: Nope, we're not airing that.
: Jimmy: Muslim are protesting against law that ban hijabs. What should we do?
: Kid: Kill all Muslims.
: ABC: NOPE, definitively not airing that!
: Jimmy: Jewish people control a lot of financial assets in the US. What
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s*********e
发帖数: 5245 | 9 我还懂造人呢，要不要帮你改改？
【在 a***0 的大作中提到】
: 你懂美国式的幽默，那你来帮着改进一下呗
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a***0
发帖数: 375 | 10 sounds interesting
we
【在 s**i 的大作中提到】
: http://www.mitbbs.com/article_t/Military/40488637.html
: The right kind retaliation is for a Chinese talk show host to deliver an
: awesome comeback like: US would need to borrow more from China to arm her
: army to kill everyone here//the US could hand over her navy to China and we
: call it even//we will send more pediatricians to the US to improve her
: infant mortality rate so there would be more labors in the US to pay our
: debt...wait a sec, more well fare checks to single moms, scratch that...
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a***0
发帖数: 375 | 11 very good
of
do?
【在 c**l 的大作中提到】
: 现成的很多
: -------------------------------------
: Jimmy: A lot of Mexicans are taking over the unskilled manual labor jobs of
: the US. What should we do?
: Kid: Kill all Mexicans.
: ABC: Nope, we're not airing that.
: Jimmy: Muslim are protesting against law that ban hijabs. What should we do?
: Kid: Kill all Muslims.
: ABC: NOPE, definitively not airing that!
: Jimmy: Jewish people control a lot of financial assets in the US. What
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a***0
发帖数: 375 | 12 你神马都懂啊，那赶紧帮着设计JOKE吧
【在 s*********e 的大作中提到】
: 我还懂造人呢，要不要帮你改改？
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