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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what was described as a major ramping
up of sanctions, Secretary of State John Kerry announced on Tuesday that the
United States had frozen Russian President Vladimir Putin’s XVideo account
“ColorPolarBear”, effective immediately.
“Unless and until Mr. Putin calls off the annexation of Crimea, no more ‘
House of Nudes’ or ‘Dick Is the New Black’ for him,” Mr. Kerry said.
“The United States will not stand by and reward the annexation of another
sovereign nation with a policy of streaming as usual.”
While all of the sanctions Mr. Kerry announced on Tuesday were XVideo-
related, he warned Mr. Putin that “nothing is off the pants.”
“I’m sure I don’t need to remind the Russian President that ‘Rou Pu Tuan
’ is about to come back for another season,” he said. “As I have
said, this thing could get very sexy, very nasty.” | xt
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: 怪不得老衲看他快一周都没上线了。
: WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what was described as a major ramping
: up of sanctions, Secretary of State John Kerry announced on Tuesday that the
: United States had frozen Russian President Vladimir Putin’s XVideo account
: “ColorPolarBear”, effective immediately.
: “Unless and until Mr. Putin calls off the annexation of Crimea, no more ‘
: House of Nudes’ or ‘Dick Is the New Black’ for him,” Mr. Kerry said.
: “The United States will not stand by and reward the annexation of another
: sovereign nation with a policy of streaming as usual.”
: While all of the sanctions Mr. Kerry announced on Tuesday were XVideo-
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