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Military版 - 《到了中国才知道》 一个美国乡巴佬的短期旅游感悟
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B*******c
发帖数: 5056
1
[ 吹西门的雪 ]
到了中国才知道,原来还有比汉堡和比萨更好吃的东西;
到了中国才知道,原来警察叔叔是不带枪的,不仅不带枪,而且还一不小心会被人打的;
到了中国才知道,原来公交车15分钟一班,而且整个城市到处都能到达的;
到了中国才知道,原来地铁可以没有尿骚味的;
到了中国才知道,原来打个120,看个急诊住个院可以不用倾家荡产的;
到了中国才知道,原来看病不顺心意可以把医生护士打个半死的;
到了中国才知道,原来换一口的假牙也就是美国一个月工资的钱;
到了中国才知道,原来火车也可以跑的像飞机一样快的;
到了中国才知道,原来狗肉也是很好吃的;
到了中国才知道,原来真的有一千年前盖的房子;
到了中国才知道,原来网上买衣服有这么多款式的;
到了中国才知道,原来政府的官员无所作为是真的要下课的;
到了中国才知道,原来修一条隧道不用30年而且还不漏水的;
到了中国才知道,原来地震了,发洪水了,军队是真的来救你的;
到了中国才知道,原来小学生早上不用手按胸膛对着国旗宣誓的;
到了中国才知道,原来辱骂自己的国家可以这么理直气壮的;
到了中国才知道,原来不学无术的人都叫做公知,还这么受追捧的;
到了中国才知道,原来真有傻逼相信俺们美国是天堂和人类的希望的;
到了中国才知道,原来少数民族炸人砍人都从宽处理的;
到了中国才知道,原来种族歧视是歧视自己人的;
到了中国才知道,原来我这个乡巴佬也能被人当作精英崇拜的。
g***j
发帖数: 40861
2
[ 吹西门的雪 ]
haha

的;

【在 B*******c 的大作中提到】
: [ 吹西门的雪 ]
: 到了中国才知道,原来还有比汉堡和比萨更好吃的东西;
: 到了中国才知道,原来警察叔叔是不带枪的,不仅不带枪,而且还一不小心会被人打的;
: 到了中国才知道,原来公交车15分钟一班,而且整个城市到处都能到达的;
: 到了中国才知道,原来地铁可以没有尿骚味的;
: 到了中国才知道,原来打个120,看个急诊住个院可以不用倾家荡产的;
: 到了中国才知道,原来看病不顺心意可以把医生护士打个半死的;
: 到了中国才知道,原来换一口的假牙也就是美国一个月工资的钱;
: 到了中国才知道,原来火车也可以跑的像飞机一样快的;
: 到了中国才知道,原来狗肉也是很好吃的;

B*******c
发帖数: 5056
3
Only after coming to China, did I get to know that there is food so much
more tastier than burgers and pizzas;
Only after coming to China, did I get to know that their cops don't carry
guns, not only that, they could get the bejeezus beaten out of them by mobs
from time to time;
Only after coming to China, did I get to know that buses can be available
every 15 minutes, and reach every corner of the city;
Only after coming to China, did I get to know that the metro cars don't have
to smell like piss;
Only after coming to China, did I get to know that calling paramedics and
getting treated by ER does not bankrupt you;
Only after coming to China, did I get to know that if you are not happy with
your medical treatment, you can knock the doctors and/or nursers out of
consciousness and get away with that;
Only after coming to China, did I get to know that it only takes one month
salary to get a full denture install;
Only after coming to China, did I get to know that trains can travel as fast
as planes;
Only after coming to China, did I get to know that there do have buildings
constructed a thousand years ago;
Only after coming to China, did I get to know that there could be so many
different choices of clothes for online shopping;
Only after coming to China, did I get to know that if government officials
don't do their jobs, they do really get fired;
Only after coming to China, did I get to know that it does not take 30 years
to build a tunnel and it does not have to leak. (the big dig, anyone?)
Only after coming to China, did I get to know that when disasters happen,
earthquakes, floods, etc., the army are coming and actually to the rescue;
Only after coming to China, did I get to know that school kids don't have to
press their hands on the chest and sing to the national flag;
Only after coming to China, did I get to know that someone can curse their
own nation for everything and do it with self-righteousness;
Only after coming to China, did I get to know that the so-called public
intellectuals are a bunch of idiots who don't know shit, yet they are public
welcomed;
Only after coming to China, did I get to know that there do exist the bunch
of people that actually believe that the US is the paradise and the hope of
human race;
Only after coming to China, did I get to know that if you are ethnically
minority, and you blow things up or hurt people with machete, you usually
will likely be pardoned;
Only after coming to China, did I get to know that racial discrimination can
be defined as against one's own race;
Only after coming to China, did I get to know that a redneck like me can one
day be treated as elite;
n********d
发帖数: 7676
4
so much more tastier, 这个美国乡巴佬的英文so damn gooder than mine.

mobs
have

【在 B*******c 的大作中提到】
: Only after coming to China, did I get to know that there is food so much
: more tastier than burgers and pizzas;
: Only after coming to China, did I get to know that their cops don't carry
: guns, not only that, they could get the bejeezus beaten out of them by mobs
: from time to time;
: Only after coming to China, did I get to know that buses can be available
: every 15 minutes, and reach every corner of the city;
: Only after coming to China, did I get to know that the metro cars don't have
: to smell like piss;
: Only after coming to China, did I get to know that calling paramedics and

c***T
发帖数: 4990
5
何必呢,
美国文盲一堆一堆的,native英语speaker 还是文盲。
你个半吊子,几歪个屁

【在 n********d 的大作中提到】
: so much more tastier, 这个美国乡巴佬的英文so damn gooder than mine.
:
: mobs
: have

b****l
发帖数: 23606
6
海真有可能。
我们老中整天抠英语语法,老美好多都是乱写

【在 n********d 的大作中提到】
: so much more tastier, 这个美国乡巴佬的英文so damn gooder than mine.
:
: mobs
: have

n********d
发帖数: 7676
7
lol,没看我夸他呢吗。你叽歪个比啊?

【在 c***T 的大作中提到】
: 何必呢,
: 美国文盲一堆一堆的,native英语speaker 还是文盲。
: 你个半吊子,几歪个屁

q*******n
发帖数: 24
8
英语嘛,就是那种狗肉上不了宴席的傻B语言。
傻逼才计较这个。

【在 n********d 的大作中提到】
: so much more tastier, 这个美国乡巴佬的英文so damn gooder than mine.
:
: mobs
: have

n**d
发帖数: 9764
9
美国人知道的太少了。

的;

【在 B*******c 的大作中提到】
: Only after coming to China, did I get to know that there is food so much
: more tastier than burgers and pizzas;
: Only after coming to China, did I get to know that their cops don't carry
: guns, not only that, they could get the bejeezus beaten out of them by mobs
: from time to time;
: Only after coming to China, did I get to know that buses can be available
: every 15 minutes, and reach every corner of the city;
: Only after coming to China, did I get to know that the metro cars don't have
: to smell like piss;
: Only after coming to China, did I get to know that calling paramedics and

n********d
发帖数: 7676
10
没办法,俺们每天得说这种傻逼语言。

【在 q*******n 的大作中提到】
: 英语嘛,就是那种狗肉上不了宴席的傻B语言。
: 傻逼才计较这个。

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C****a
发帖数: 6593
11
gooder用得好啊 这么常用的小词我怎么就不会用呢

【在 n********d 的大作中提到】
: so much more tastier, 这个美国乡巴佬的英文so damn gooder than mine.
:
: mobs
: have

r*******g
发帖数: 32828
12
汶川的时候, 温家宝说的, 你们是人们的军队, 怎么看?
c***T
发帖数: 4990
13
说就说呗。
打包票大部分人都看得懂goodier.
lol

【在 n********d 的大作中提到】
: 没办法,俺们每天得说这种傻逼语言。
r*******g
发帖数: 32828
14
这个美国乡巴佬太搓, 竟然不知道中国女人倒贴
B*******c
发帖数: 5056
15
我早说过,我们可以帮助美国人民,改造他们的语言。
gooder就是一个很好的例子。

【在 C****a 的大作中提到】
: gooder用得好啊 这么常用的小词我怎么就不会用呢
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