b********n
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i********r
发帖数: 12113 | |
b********n
发帖数: 38600 | 3 Blame the school, blame the teachers, but don't blame the fucking parents.
How fucking involved are these people when they don't know what kind of
education their kids are getting? That's a math question and the answer is
ZERO.
【在 i********r 的大作中提到】
: 废话，不能毕业老师就挂了
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b********n
发帖数: 38600 | 4 Oakland California's Publick Skhool Math Test
1. Ramon has an AK-47 with a 30-round clip. He usually misses 6 out of
every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many drive-
by shootings can Ramon attempt before he has to steal enough ammunition and
reload?
2. Leroy has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320
and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest
of his hold?
3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho’s. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per
day must each ho turn to support Dwayne’s $500 per day crack habit?
4. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in his gang. There are 20 girls in the gang.
What percentage of the girls in the gang has Tyrone knocked up?
BONUS QUESTION: Marvin steal Leroy's skateboard (that he stole from a white
boy last week). As Marvin skates away at 15 mph, Leroy loads his .357
magnum. If it takes 20 seconds for Leroy to load his piece, how far away
will Marvin get before he gets whacked? |
k*******g
发帖数: 7321 | 5 巴尔的摩毕业直接国会议员
建议看电影idiocracy |
f*********0
发帖数: 4834 | 6 马里兰州老师真聪明
纽约州雪城的高中毕业率只有百分之六十
市区高中毕业率只有百分之三十
: 废话，不能毕业老师就挂了
【在 i********r 的大作中提到】
: 废话，不能毕业老师就挂了
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q****5
发帖数: 1660 | 7 卧槽，真的假的。 皿煮圣地这么牛！！！
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【在 b********n 的大作中提到】
: Oakland California's Publick Skhool Math Test
: 1. Ramon has an AK-47 with a 30-round clip. He usually misses 6 out of
: every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many drive-
: by shootings can Ramon attempt before he has to steal enough ammunition and
: reload?
: 2. Leroy has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320
: and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest
: of his hold?
: 3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho’s. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per
: day must each ho turn to support Dwayne’s $500 per day crack habit?
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