a******1
发帖数: 1031 | 1 http://www.aristocratsjokes.com/joke.php?id=2865&listtype=3
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Aristocrats
笑话和现实差不太远
A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter
and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act.
You should represent us."
The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too
cute."
The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to
represent us."
The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."
The father pulls out a watermelon and shoves it in the daughters vagina. The
daughter screams in pain from the giant fruit. Then the son takes off his
shirt revealing a pink bra and starts fingering himself in the asshole. The
mother takes off all of her clothes and starts to finger herself while the
father feeds her x-lax pills. The father grabs the daughter and shoves her
face right in the mothers butt hole that at that moment exploded with
diarrhea all over her face and it filled up her mouth. The the daughter
turned to the son and spat the diarrhea all over him. Then the father
reaches in the girls vagina and pulls out the now stinky, cum covered
watermelon and starts to hump it while the mother begins to shoot her
explosive diarrhea in his direction. Then the son begins to rub his cock and
cums all over the daughter. Then the father stops humping the watermelon
and cums all over her. They continue to cum on her while the mother fills up
a plastic kiddie pool with her crap and piss. They all jump in the human
excrement and start to fuck each other. Now the pool is filled with cum and
shit and piss. They jump out of the pool covered in cum and shit and piss
and say "tada!".
For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "
That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"
And the father says, "The Aristocrats!" | W*****B
发帖数: 4796 | 2 一点不好笑
还有漏洞
西瓜上的cum哪里来的？没有交代。
那条狗什么都没参与？
为什么叫Aristocrat？有什么含义？ | a******1
发帖数: 1031 | 3
经典笑话 说上流社会典型行为就是互相乱草
【在 W*****B 的大作中提到】
: 一点不好笑
: 还有漏洞
: 西瓜上的cum哪里来的？没有交代。
: 那条狗什么都没参与？
: 为什么叫Aristocrat？有什么含义？
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