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Military版 - Matt Lauer有一麻袋巨大的性玩具,比Charlie Sheen还能玩哦,哈哈
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b********n
发帖数: 38600
1
'HUGE BAG OF SEX TOYS' IN HIS OFFICE
http://www.tmz.com/2017/11/30/meredith-vieira-matt-lauer-bag-sex-toys-sexual-misconduct-fired-today/
In another cringeworthy moment, Meredith Vieira brought up a "huge bag of
sex toys" she once found in Matt Lauer's office when Lauer and fellow Today
host Savannah Guthrie were guests on Vieira’s talk show. To be sure, Matt
was "quick on his feet", and blamed a sex therapist who had appeared on "
Today", although his co-hosts don't seem to recall that particular encounter
. In light of the latest developments, this anecdote takes on a whole
different meaning.
l******t
发帖数: 55733
2
科学管理保证三月不重样
b********n
发帖数: 38600
3
Bill was much more of a class act. After he was finished with a woman, he
would at least show some sympathy and say something like "you had better put
some ice on that".

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: 科学管理保证三月不重样
b********n
发帖数: 38600
4
Women,
If a guy brought out a bag of ___ toys, would you actually use them? I won't
even take a drink from a friend's water bottle.
b********n
发帖数: 38600
5
Bill Clinton didn't need no stinkin' bag of toys....he was the McGyver of
old-school pervs....without hesitation he just reached for a cigar and went
to town.
b********n
发帖数: 38600
6
One day this guy comes to work at a sex toy shop. His boss leaves for the
day and puts him in charge of the shop.
About an hour later a black haired lady comes in and asks "How much for your
black dildos?"
The guy says "30 bucks"
"And how much for your white dildos?" asks the lady.
Again the man says "30 bucks for the black and 30 bucks for the white"
So she takes the black one and leaves.
A while later a brunette comes in to the store and asks "How much for your
white dildos?"
The man responds "30 bucks"
She asks "And how much for your black dildos?"
"30 bucks for the white and 30 bucks for the black" replies the man.
So she takes the white one leaves.
About an hour later a blonde walks through the door and asks "How much are
your dildos?"
The guys says "All our dildos are 30 bucks"
Then she looks up behind the man on a shelf and ask "How much for that green
one?"
The man responds "Oh, that one is special. That will cost you $250"
The blonde agrees and takes it.
Later that day the boss come back and asks "So what did you sell today?"
The man says "I sold a black dildo, a white dildo , and a 2-liter of
mountain dew for $250!"
m*******h
发帖数: 2005
7
都有哪些?有图片吗
m***y
发帖数: 14763
8
时代在进步啊,老汉刚来时,都是灭火器卖得最好。

your

【在 b********n 的大作中提到】
: One day this guy comes to work at a sex toy shop. His boss leaves for the
: day and puts him in charge of the shop.
: About an hour later a black haired lady comes in and asks "How much for your
: black dildos?"
: The guy says "30 bucks"
: "And how much for your white dildos?" asks the lady.
: Again the man says "30 bucks for the black and 30 bucks for the white"
: So she takes the black one and leaves.
: A while later a brunette comes in to the store and asks "How much for your
: white dildos?"

b********n
发帖数: 38600
9


【在 m*******h 的大作中提到】
: 都有哪些?有图片吗
W*****B
发帖数: 4796
10
没看懂呢?

:One day this guy comes to work at a sex toy shop. His boss leaves for the
:day and puts him in charge of the shop.
:About an hour later a black haired lady comes in and asks "How much
for your black dildos?"
:The guy says "30 bucks"
:"And how much for your white dildos?" asks the lady.
:Again the man says "30 bucks for the black and 30 bucks for the white&
#34;
:So she takes the black one and leaves.
:A while later a brunette comes in to the store and asks "How much for
your
:white dildos?"
:The man responds "30 bucks"
:..........

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